Crying Over Dead Fandoms

Multifandom hell someoooone save me from myself!!!!!! he/him If you're here for my art, its under #original art adult

[tinysweetvoid]

[tatdritt]

I hate Flowery so much!!! I want him to fucking suffer!!! I’m going to turn him into paste!!! That being said I would totally ██████ ███████ ███ ████████ █████ ██ █████████ ████ ████ ██ ███ ████ ██ █████ ██████████ ██████████ ███ █████ █ █████ ███████ █████ ██ █████████ ████ █████ ████ ███ ████ ████ ████ ██ █████████ ███████ ████████████ ███████ █████ ██ ████ ████████████ ██ ████ █████ ███ ████ ████████ ███████ ███ ████ ██ ████ ███ ███ ███ ███ ████████████ ████ █ ███████ ██ █████ ████ ███ ██████ ██ █████ ███ ██████████ ██ █████ ████ ████ ██ ████ ██ ███████ ███ █████ ████ █████ ███ ████████ ██████

[distrustful-of-flowery]

for no particular reason and for definitively non nefarious art purposes, do you have a design for yourself/a sona? again, asking for completely innocent reasons such as: Curiosity, And Other Things. don't worry about it.

sorry if this looks bad!!

i just threw him together, but this is how ive imagined them to look this whole time ♪(^∇^*) sorry if this contradicts prior descriptions of me, i'm kind of stupid (。_。)

a few side notes that weren't mentioned on the sidebar:

their living space is somewhere in the soil.

their voice is like season 1 ash ketchum but slightly lower pitched

he's bi

chrys is 27

they build little things but sometimes they just explode

i think they like matcha

the spirals are permanent, he just looks like that

they walk really really fast

he walks with either really good posture or shrimp mode. no in between

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Chrys Doesn't trust Flowery Really into coffee Steampunk type (as in style) Those leaves are like ears Tinfoil is stored in the vest pockets Imagine the most stereotypical conspiracy theorist ever Raspy voice Full name Chrysanthemum (Don't call him that) Scared of bugs Likes moss Good at building things (like the anon destroying ray) He/They

[ailius-suffers-through-art]

STARES AT YOU WITH BIG BRIGHT SHINY EYES!!!!!! STARES AT YOU STARES AT YOU STARES AT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hope my slop is acceptable. as soon as i saw the notif for your response i kicked down the door of my drawing tablet and looped the ol jitterbug until i passed out and woke up with this thing in my hands. hashtag that godawful yellow twink needs to be put in his place.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

chinese high-end business war by 双面笑笑

[cheesencrackersinprison]

I want this as a long ass show where every episode's this

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

this is really resonating with the subjects

[qin-shi-huang-di]

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

I’m an emperor actually @chasingtheskyline

[qin-shi-huang-di]

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio

[qin-shi-huang-di]

I AM NOT OWNED! I AM NOT OWNED!!!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN EARN THE LOVE OF MY CITIZENS!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ADEQUATELY PREPARE MY SUCCESSOR!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ESTABLISH A STABLE DYNASTY!

[diet-poison]

the Terracotta Army guy?

[qin-shi-huang-di]

🙄 you build ONE funerary complex with 8000 life-sized statues of soldiers, horses and generals and suddenly you’re “the terracotta army guy.” 🙄 execution.

[slimlimit]

Stumbling across this makes me feel like a dad whos walked into their kids room beer in hand and seeing them roleplay starwars fights i do not belong here but god its entertaining

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

to be clear in this scenario im the jedi and im winning

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[ailius-suffers-through-art]

put him through the gauntlet 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔪🔪🔪🪓🪓🪓🪚🪚🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨⚔️⚔️

[ailius-suffers-through-art]

stabs him one million times. puts him in a paper shredder. iiiiiii. hrgh. i need to beat him up more.

[ailius-suffers-through-art]

never for him to make out sloppy style with a hot divorced dilf. never for him to strum the ivory keys of a piano forte. or whatever.

[ailius-suffers-through-art]

guy who deserves to suffer

[ailius-suffers-through-art]

put him through the gauntlet 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔪🔪🔪🪓🪓🪓🪚🪚🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨⚔️⚔️

[ailius-suffers-through-art]

hashtag mr. has no hopes and dreams beyond serving others. hashtag the most obnoxious man you'll ever meet. hashtag nothing more than a useless flower. iiiiii hate him so bad

[ailius-suffers-through-art]

I WANT TO EXPLODE HIM VIOLENTLY GET OUT OF MY HEAD JARONA!!!!!!!!

lyrics from the first two images are from meme-ish by aoris and the third image has lyrics from young girl a by siinamota

i need him to suffer and die in worse ways. i need him gone. i need him to despair and put on a happy face despite it. this guy was devastated after losing to kris and being told he couldn't make his king happy. i need him to be suicidal. bites him bites him biteshim

[guccifloralsuits]

If THE modern translator of the OG Odyssey text wrote this about my film adaptation I’d kill myself

Emily Wilson you’re goated

[levitatingfeline]

[ID: Quote reading "Nolan's Odyssey lacks many of the elements that make the poem great. It has nothing convincing to say about time, memory, history, war, or about the relationship between one warrior's glorious return and the lives of his family, adversaries, comrades, friends and neighbours. It lacks psychological, emotional, political and ethical depth. Its narrative structure is gimmicky. The writing is abysmal. None of the characters has convincing motivation for their actions or words. There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible." /End ID]

[strawberrydykke]

opened up ravelry to look at patterns and the very first thing i saw was

The Garment by Robert Cole

[littlebirdinagarden]

I had to immediately look for myself and I feel like this post needs the addition of the very first line in the pattern description

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[villainessbian]

impressive! it's ugly, impractical, gets water everywhere, makes too much noise, and the quote with shit kerning and a worse typeface says you don't think music is even real

[lesbx]

This is the first and only time this note preview feature has landed. the faint whisper of mike lurking in the shadows

[lesbx]

I like how this post is still going around long after it’s outlived this entire website feature

[farcryfromhere-moved]