Magnus :D

#cool art tag #PAINTING !!!

PAINTING

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

#kneadless comment

#bad puns

stahsm

Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

thatisuseful

Damn, that's useful

fluidstatick

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

watsdaughter

tags by @gallusrostromegalus

#yk I'm glad I didn't come across this before I got my overlocker #bc i KNOW my ass #(likes doing stuff the hard way)#(is terrified of machines)#would have been overclocking EVERYTHING by hand

OH HELL THE FUCK YES

stahsm

Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

thatisuseful

Damn, that's useful

fluidstatick

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

watsdaughter

tags by @gallusrostromegalus

#yk I'm glad I didn't come across this before I got my overlocker #bc i KNOW my ass #(likes doing stuff the hard way)#(is terrified of machines)#would have been overclocking EVERYTHING by hand

OH HELL THE FUCK YES

briarplant

Fun fact: by just using imaginary numbers, some Evil Math, and 101 rotating vectors You Can Create a shitty approximation of a fish.

kirby97

two points of view on math fish

kyraneko

it isn't good art unless it's itself enough to get haters, so

win

the-haiku-bot

it isn’t good art

unless it’s itself enough

to get haters, so

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

#cool art tag #even if it is Evil Maths

I sowed some holes in my clothes today, hashtag house wife

#i would die for Martin and Bosco

Who am I kidding. I am a 28 year old single man. I'm no housewife..

millenniallust4death

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

yorgen-sh

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

scarlettohairdye

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

#man I don't even wear that thin of a heel #on the rare occasion I do wear heels #but this makes me wanna start wearing heels!#what a badass :D

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

stretching feels so so so so good I just did it and it was so good. I might indulge myself with another stretch and quite soon

vaguely-human-i-swear

My fish started stretching!

FISH STRETCHING GIF

#cool art tag

I got whatever ADHD is called

ineedtestosterone2763

ADHD is called ADHD.

That’s the one

I live in the northwest coast of Canada so we walk everywhere and do stuff outside in the rain and swim in whatever lakes and rivers we find so imagine my smug sense of Canadian superiority when I met a USAmerican Midwesterner who was horrified at the very thought

And then I went to the USAmerican Midwest

And I understood

What I mean to say is that it's very easy to delude yourself into believing you are more in tune with your environment when your environment is not actively hostile to your existence in every conceivable way

#never been to either of these places #just love how this is written

BC, Canada:

Rains frequently, but the worst is like standing under a bathroom shower. Genuinely inhospitable rainstorms are uncommon.

Along the coast, it's pretty easy in most areas to walk to at least one store, or else there's usually a bus or shuttle available. There are sidewalks and bike lanes everywhere.

It's a temperate boreal rainforest, so while there are many freshwater lakes and rivers, they're usually pretty cold. The biggest danger is typically getting caught in a strong current, and the most dangerous animals in swimming distance are on land.

Earthquakes happen almost every day, but the vast majority go unnoticed. Buildings are designed to withstand bigger seismic activity, so unless it's a 5 or higher it just kind of feels like having low blood sugar for a second. There are no tornados

Rural Illinois, USA:

One minute it's sunny, then ten minutes later that distant smudge on the horizon has swallowed the entire sky in black clouds and the water is coming down like waterfall and you literally CANNOT SEE. Then there's a crash like cymbals and you need to get indoors because the thunder and lightening are on TOP of you

No sidewalks until you are in the smack dab center of town, which is a three hour walk or twenty minute drive from wherever you are.

There aren't many natural bodies of water other than small ponds and creeks, and because the environment is so much warmer, those are filled with snapping turtles that can grow bigger than a nine year old child and water snakes that are incredibly venomous. These are paired with leeches and mosquitos for that sweet umami flavor.

Sometimes Jupiter, Lord of the Heavens decides to jam his finger into the side of your house just to fuck with your whole shit and throws your truck a thousand yards into the nearest church

phantomrose96

copperbadge

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me.

#favourite flavour of poetry :)

starrynet

that’s his little guy!!

littleguysdaily

I wish I had what they have...

#I would die for jerry

I was too busy laughing to take a picture but my son answered the door last night ready for an adventure 😭😭😭

IT HAPPENED AGAINNN

*Please note that Bag Time is a supervised event after incident #1 for safety reasons

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

ledogeishere

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

the-quietestmela

does writing fanfiction count as art

don't make me say the mummy thing again

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral