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I've discovered that I'm completely alone when I'm not with you

HOUSE OF GUINNESS - 1.08

My favourite thing on tumblr is when someone comes up with a completely new context to someone else's post, like someone made a post saying "I HATE SCRAPING ICE OFF MY WINDSHIELD THIS SHIT DON'T COME OFF" and someone replies with "me when I just ran over a squad of american deportation nazis."

My least favourite thing on tumblr is when someone comes up with a completely new context to someone else's post, like someone made a post saying "hey if you know you have a lethal food allergy, you should not fucking steal other peoples' lunches from the break room fridge. Nobody has the obligation to put allergen warnings on the food they made for themselves because you might eat it. If you die if you eat peanuts and you eat someone else's peanuts, you kinda deserve to die."

And someone comes in like "but what if that person is poor and can't afford their own food, what if they have 800 orphan nephews that they have to raise and all the money they make at their job goes into raising them so they have to steal food to survive, do you think the poor stealing food deserve to die? Do you want to orphan those 800 kids again? OP is so fucking evil oh my god."

nicollekidman

oh my fucking god

warpedraven

Ao3 going down and then up and then down again is making me realize I would genuinely be done for if ao3 was permanently deleted

wesandresons

Goodbye Samira Mohan

mariacallous

lizzybennets

THE MANY FACES OF ELIZABETH BENNET

Greer Garson | Pride and Prejudice (1940) Elizabeth Garvie | Pride and Prejudice (1980) Jennifer Ehle | Pride and Prejudice (1995) Aishwarya Rai | Bride and Prejudice (2004) Keira Knightley | Pride and Prejudice (2005) Ashley Clements | The Lizzie Bennet Diaries (2012-2013) Anna Maxwell Martin | Death Comes to Pemberley (2013) Lily James | Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016) Mary Mattison | Pride and Prejudice: A New Musical (2020) Poppy Gilbert | The Other Bennet Sister (2026)

blastdamage

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

blastdamage

did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Underground french cinema

npd-vriska

my little bro is part of the catacombs community and yeah, it's basically a fully autonomous society! enough that when my bro goes in on a friday night, they don't come out until monday for work- sometimes longer if they took days off.

some of the rooms have fully stocked pantries with cooking equipment, some have movies like the one described above, some have books you're allowed to just take but people always put back- every day people bring things from the outside. artists often set up galleries there. there are rooms with mattresses and hammocks set up for people to sleep. one of the room is just a place where people leave shoes for the fun of it.

this is Known, it's not a secret by any means. the catacombs are as big as paris itself, and people live there just as people live above. it's wonderful when you think about it.

npd-vriska

A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)