occasionally subtle

Love Begins
taylor price
Not today Justin
EXPECTATIONS
Cosimo Galluzzi
RMH
noise dept.

roma★

pixel skylines

Game Changer & Make Some Noise

oozey mess
KIROKAZE
Keni
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

shark vs the universe

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@magnifiquemuses
starter call!! please specify who you’d like a starter for
starter call!! please specify who you'd like a starter for
work ended early for me as it was too hot and too quiet meaning i can now spend the afternoon here instead so send my muses some love and i'll get onto that when i get home
Christmasy/Wintery Starters:
“Do you think if I turn on the fire place Christmas Eve, I’ll set Santa on fire?”
“Can your Christmas present to me be shutting the fuck up?”
“What a sexy runny nose you have there.”
“Dashing through the snow GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY-“
“Did you just stuff snow down my coat?!”
“Let’s go play in the snow.”
“Imaginary mistletoe! That’s code for make out with me.”
“Why is my gingerbread man so much uglier than your gingerbread man?”
“SNOWBALL FIGHT!!”
“The mall Santa came down with the flu so I signed you up to be the new one.”
“The mall Santa came down with the flu, so say hello to the new Santa!”
“I made a snowman replica of you, but his/her/their head fell off.”
“Will you help me hang up the Christmas lights?”
“Thanks for the gift. I hate it.”
“Aren’t the decorations a little much?”
“Hey, can you help me reach the higher up ornaments?”
“Will you decorate the tree with me?”
“I know you don’t like Christmas, but I wanted you to have a nice one anyway.”
“I tried regifting [NAME]’s shitty gift, but the person I gave it to regifted it back to them, so now I’m busted.”
“Thanks for forgetting to include a receipt, jackass.”
“How did you know exactly what I wanted?”
“HEY, those cookies are for Santa, not you!”
“Let’s make a gingerbread house together.”
“Why is it that every year, I don’t get any presents, I only get socks?”
“Can you help me pick out a gift for [NAME]?”
“Oh my god, my toes feel like they’re about to fall off.”
“Where do you think all the holiday cheer goes after Christmas?”
“Listen, the ugly Christmas sweater’s got to go. I can’t take another year of that.”
“I hope my wallet grows three sizes like the Grinch’s heart.”
“If you keep singing Rudolph, I’m gonna make you sound like him when I punch you in the nose.”
“You look cold. Take my jacket.”
“I may or may not be stuck in the Christmas lights.”
“Doesn’t Frosty the snowman, like, die at the end of this movie?”
“If you think YOU got a bad Christmas gift, just remember that I once got a used toothbrush.”
“Let’s go sledding!”
“Bet I can catch more snowflakes on my tongue than you.”
“There’s a zero percent chance I’m going caroling with you.”
“Don’t forget to leave food out for the reindeer!”
“If you think about it, Christmas is really about a baby being born in a stinky barn.”
“I’m not wearing your homemade sweater from Hell.”
“How can Santa deliver all those toys in one night? Is he a time traveler?”
“The Grinch only decided not to steal Christmas because he knew he would get the shit beat out of him if he did.”
“The last time I went to see a mall Santa, he got arrested for possession of meth when I was sitting on his lap.”
“I brought presents and a couple of smelly things.”
“Christmas is about giving… so give me $100.”
“You can’t go out in the snow like that! You’ll catch a cold.”
jesse in the 3b trailer aka the reason i'm excited for christmas
the fuller house trailer for 3b is already providing the goods. bring on december 22. i have a need
jesse is in a mood™. could any and all beckys please line up to get him out of this
101 fluffy prompts
FALLING IN LOVE
001: "You're really soft."
002: "You smell nice."
003: "I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses."
004: "Is it possible to love too much?"
005: "I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."
006: "I will always be there protect you."
007: "I'm cold. Come closer."
008: "I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”
009: "The stars look especially lovely tonight."
010: "I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before."
011: "May I have this dance?"
012: "I can't stop thinking about you."
013: "You'll never feel alone with me by your side."
014: "Let's get to know each other over dinner."
015: "All I want is you."
016: "I could never leave you, I love you too much!"
017: "A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face."
018: "I want to hear you sing."
019: "I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you."
020: "You look incredible in that."
021: "He/She's quite stunning, isn't he/she?"
022: "Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you."
023: "Do you believe in love at first sight?"
024: "I think I'm in love."
025: "I’d like it if you stayed.
026: "People are jerks, but not you."
027: "I'll share the blankets with you."
028: "I have never felt this way about anyone."
029: "I want this to never end..."
030: "Can I kiss you?"
LIVING TOGETHER
031: "I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks."
032: "Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death."
033: "Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?"
034: "You can put your cold feet on me."
035: "Your stray red item turned my whites pink."
036: "A thunderstorm is rolling through town and you’re scared of lightening/thunder so I’ll protect you."
037: "There was a power outage and now we have to have dinner by candlelight."
038: "Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud."
039: "I just came home to you crying while watching a movie, please tell me what’s going on."
040: "Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer."
041: "You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar."
042: "My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on"
043: "We’re repainting the apartment and going to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches."
044: "IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH."
045: "We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying."
WEDDINGS/PROPOSALS
046: "I caught the bouquet"
047: "My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them."
048: "We accidentally got married in Vegas oops"
049: "I’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so I don’t ruin our friend’s wedding."
050: "I planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing."
051: "I wasn’t planning on asking you, but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me? "
052: "If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life."
053: "Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife? "
054: "May I have this dance, wife/husband? "
055: "You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m so happy I can finally call you my wife/husband."
056: "I jokingly told you that the only way I’d marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and I’m kind of charmed."
057: "This is probably a bad time, but marry me?"
MARRIED LIFE
058: "We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. "
059: "Your ‘miracle hangover cure’ couldn’t possibly beat mine."
060: "I know you haven’t had the best experience with dogs in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it?"
061: "I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary, but everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."
062: "I beat you at Mario Kart and now you're banishing me to the couch for the night?”
063: "I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO?"
064: "I know we had a big fight but we still need to decorate the house for the holidays."
065: "Oh! Hey! Could you come and taste this to see if it's okay?"
066: "We’re arguing over book versus movie."
067: "I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’"
068: "We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years."
069: "You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry?"
070: "We both have nowhere else to be so we get to spend our rare day off at home."
PREGNANCY
071: "I bet it’s a girl/boy."
072: "Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant? "
073: "I thought I was pregnant but the test must have been wrong. I’m not. "
074: "You’re lucky I’m pregnant!"
075: "Can you help me up, your child is pretty heavy."
076: "I could really use a foot rub right now."
077: "Your dad is really excited to meet you soon, it’s driving me crazy."
078: "Do you wanna know the sex of the baby?"
079: "The baby’s kicks are keeping me up at night."
080: "Did you feel that?"
081: "I can’t fit into my favorite dress anymore. "
082: "OH MY GOD I’M GOING INTO LABOR. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!
083: "I can’t be pregnant… or….OH MY GOD! "
084: "I think you might be pregnant.”
085: "It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear."
PARENTING
086: "I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes."
087: "Sh…they’re asleep."
088: "I think someone had a little accident with the finger paint."
089: "Mondays are your diaper days."
090: "Our kid is totally the one who wanted to build a pillow fort, not me."
091: "Ooh…someone’s got a tummy ache."
092: "Are you sure you don’t want me to drop them off myself? I don’t think you could handle seeing them off alone."
093: "I told you we should have just gotten that German Shepherd puppy."
094: "What do you think for their punishment? Grounding? No video games? No going out for a week?"
095: "Mm…your kid before five in the morning."
096: "Come on now, I think you’re being too harsh. He/she’s just a kid. Remember all of the stupid things we used to do when we were their age?"
097: "So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"
098: "I think we should have another."
099: "Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?"
100: "Okay fine, one more story, but then you really have to go to bed."
101: "…They just grow up so fast."
inferium:
PSA: ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN
This is going to be my yearly PSA. Now that the holidays are upon us, please remember something.
BE KIND TO RETAIL WORKERS
BE KIND TO RETAIL WORKERS
BE KIND TO RETAIL WORKERS
Really, you should be kind to everyone, but.
As someone who works in retail, these next few weeks are brutal. We work long hours and deal with messes of apocalyptic proportions and don’t get paid nearly enough.
So please, PLEASE, if you can, at least leave the racks/tables/displays the same way as you found them. And try and be reasonable. We do our best to accommodate everyone and we deal with people yelling at us.
A little kindness goes A LONG way.
So yes. Please be kind to your retail workers this holiday season. Thank you.
rip john’s beard is gone and i weep
it's 7am and i'm currently weeping over 'perfect' and thinking of jesse and becky. someone hold me please
rip john's beard is gone and i weep
My muse is feeling touch-starved.
rp-memes-atyourservice:
Send one of the following touches for my muse’s reaction. Bonus points for a description/context of some kind to make it easier for your partner to respond!
❤ - gentle or loving touch (romantic or platonic!), such as face caressing, holding your muse, rubbing their back, petting their hair, hugging them tightly, etc
ღ - kisses of any kind (romantic or platonic) such as cheek kisses, hair kisses, mouth kisses, kiss to the hand/fingertips or eyelids, etc. feel free to specify a body part!
☕ - reassuring touch, such as holding their hand, gripping their shoulder, guiding them by the arm or by a hand on the small of their back, etc
❥ - rough, violent, or dominant touch, such as gripping the back of their neck, holding them down, shoving them into a wall, digging their nails into them, grabbing their jaw, etc
❣ - add this to any of the above to make it sexual.
¿ - write your own touches!
The Princess Diaries (2001)
within twenty four hours rosa was confirmed bi and ssm became legal here and i'm not alright i'm so emotional rn