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[magpiecake2]

My main account (magpiecake) got reactivated btw <3

[memeartisan]

[fairycosmos]

does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse

[d1rtypaws]

Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.

[assiraphales]

tumblr has the opportunity to do something EXTREMELY funny this summer

[assiraphales]

visions for this event

-they book the exact same venue and it’s the exact same set up (one single ball pit) except they’re a secret room behind the first room. there lies another ball pit

-josh hutcherson would be there for five minutes. his only task would be to play whistle on piano (I know this is a tik tok thing but I think it would be harder to get rick astley to preform a rick roll)

-tumblr artists sell official goncharov merch

-dan and phil would just be standing in the corner

-john green wouldn’t be there but there would be an apology wall

- lynda carter

-three tumblr users would be selected at random and put on a dunk tank

-shipping wars but like physically. u make two enemy ships play tug of war over a pit of nickelodeon slime

-themed foods like none pizza left beef

[assiraphales]

[sacred-portal]

[sacred-portal]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[barib-yariel]

College student in the west: I am immune to propaganda because I read the Hunger Games. I can see right through the American psyop and know the real truth about how Bin Laden was a queer environment activist who wanted to promote socialism and walkable cities,

[sacred-portal]

[therepudiatedimmortals]

(desperate for cock voice) wow... so youre telling me scott pilgrim is not meant to be a role model?

[forestnun]

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

Congrats everyone you brought back segregation but in the name of progressivness

[evilvillain123456789]

>Hit pedestrian

>Check engine light turns back off

[viejospellejos]

[madderhatter]

[gloomweavers]

tumblr in 1623 was probably like, “I don’t know why but melancholia is just so he/him and hysteria is so she/her”

[kudriaken]

House Lannister. My fanart series for the Great Houses from the ASOIAF. I wanted to make this for the longest time.