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houstonredneck

Marlboro Madness

1fetterkoenig

Sooo hot

hungrykeaton

Every Taco Tuesday be like:

#video

hungrykeaton

I think it’s time we put you on a diet, porky.

Porky 🥵

If you saw me out shopping would you think I’d need to go on a diet?

hungrykeaton

whoops… is it that noticeable? 😬

hungrykeaton

A shorter post this time for taco Tuesday (yesterday 👀) but only cause the cute waitress made my brain short circuit cause she:

- Told me twice how fast I was able to eat my plate of tacos

- Said I could order as many of them as I want when I asked for more after 18

- Told me “hey happy tummy happy life!” when I asked for more after 18 😵‍💫

- When I stopped at 24 tacos and told her I was done, she walked away but stopped, turned around, and coyly was like “are you sure?” Which goaded me into ordering 3 more 🥵

Seriously I’m still in a bit of shock from the comments good lord 😵‍💫

So 27 fucking tacos crammed into this fucking tank. I know y’all wanna see 30, but it gets harder and harder the more tacos I get down. But if I don’t fucking stop I think my gut might just stretch out until it can hold that much eventually 😮‍💨

#video

root-muncher

That offer better include dinner, Gideon. Avery was really looking forward to dealing with Dave from accounting.

My half of an art trade with wonderful @ MsMacNCheese on DA!

root-muncher

This guy was for an art trade originally, but I ended up liking the design and think I'll hold onto it for a side character.

fattenthefeeder

UUURRRPPPPP!

Is.... is someone *uurp* there?

Hey, you uhh... couldn't pass me another *uuurrp* donut could you?

thebeautyofbigger

justacupcakewithsprinkles

Tempest: And you thought me having my own watch thing would cause trouble LOOK AT THE FRIENDS WE'RE MAKING!!

Happy thanksgiving everyone! its a little late cause like I was more busy then I thought but I'm happy to actually get this out today!

To answer your questions: 1. I think it would turn into a competition more of endurance then getting their wives attention since they've already got it, it mostly be like a "who would break first" like the first one to stay they're to full to keep eating, all of them are some what prideful in their own way so I see that working.

2. @alphasunpup, Ahh thank you so much for the kind words, I LOVE IT people enjoy my ramblings about my AUs and stuff!

Hope you like the picture I doodled up!

justacupcakewithsprinkles

I like the idea of Kratos getting too fat for the door and he tells Faye to get his axe and she's like, "Hun, we don't break things with weapons, we break them with bulk" and pushes a treat between his lips hehe

"The door is broken...."

I'm sorry but I couldn't buy Kratos being stuck in the door Kratos...the God killer Kratos...the man that can punch boulders into pebbles.... getting stopped by door??? also he can summon his axe

justacupcakewithsprinkles

before the year ends I want to post my little summer cruise vacation pic that came out waaaay to good then it had any right being I don't now how many Nolan fuckers follow me but here ya go

My Paypal💳/ Ko-fi☕ / Bluesky🦋

justacupcakewithsprinkles

"Don't blame your dad, your Mom's pancakes are amazing!"

I sketched this on National Pancake Day but later in the month I wanted to color it for funzies, it was kind of perfect timing cause Eve was talking about how good Debbie's pancakes where SO OF COURSE I HAD A THOUGHT-

Also Artist's note: Oliver is has his mother skintone cause in my AU he's 100% Debbie and Nolan's son also Debbie is on the same power level as Nolan ( shes a "superhero" herself)

P*ypal/Ko-fi/Blusky