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since Iâve never seen someone actually post the song on tumblr
If depression was a musical
This is a bop
okay but this personâs comedic timing is insane
where do I see myself in five years? hopefully replying to multi-paragraph work emails with: cool! thanks.-Sent From My iPhone
i have this unnerving fear that iâm gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so heâs not alone anymore
Thatâs basically my life goal so if you donât want it give it to me
female awesome meme [4/15 leading ladies]: Michonne
âHave you ever had to kill people because they had already killed your friends and were coming for you next? Have you ever done things that made you feel afraid of yourself afterward? Have you ever been covered in so much blood that you didnât know if it was yours or walkersâ or your friendsâ? Huh? Then you donât know.â
when they say simpons did it already
theyâre not fucking kidding
THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN!
I reallyâŠfucking hate customer service.
LikeâŠ
Okay, as a lot of you know, I work overnights at a hotel. Itâs for a pretty recognizable brand, so we get a lot of high paying customers.
Part of my job is to prep the breakfast area before the breakfast team shows up so that breakfast is done by the time it needs to be. This, of course, means that I have to step away from the desk. It doesnât really help that the time I need to start working on breakfast is also when customers start checking out.
So I had the bright idea of making a sign. Itâs not fancy, the letters are pretty big, and it basically just says âHey if you need me Iâm in the kitchen, just give a holler.â
Itâs worked really well so far; people see it, they call for me, and I get them taken care of with little to no fuss. Or, at least, itâs worked up until now.
This guy.
This. Fucking. Guy.
I finish prepping the breakfast area, I walk out, and at the front desk is a man, huffing and puffing. He harshly asks âAre you working the front desk?â.
I say with my best customer service voice âYes sir, I just had to prep a few things for the breakfast team. Can I help you with anything?â
âYeah you can help me by giving me some fucking service. Iâve been waiting for almost five minutes and I have to catch my flight!â
Oh boy. Here we go.
So I tell the man, âWell, sir, if youâll look right in front of you, if you needed me, that sign tells you that I was in the kitchen.â
And this man. Just. Fucking looks at me. And says.
âYou expect me to fucking read on my day off?â
And I just.
I was floored. That someone would say that. Completely unironically. With no hesitation.
Just
Fucking customer service, man.
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I ain never seen a slinky trick in my life.
a NSFW blog but instead of porn itâs just pictures of unsafe work practicesÂ
When your friendâs parent offers you a beverage, and you say no, even though youâre thirsty.
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When your friendâs parent offers you a beverage, and you say no, even though youâre thirsty.
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Too cute