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[andrewblushie]

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since I’ve never seen someone actually post the song on tumblr

[skreamingninja]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop

[squarecutorpearshape-deactivate]

okay but this person’s comedic timing is insane

[thealogie]

where do I see myself in five years? hopefully replying to multi-paragraph work emails with: cool! thanks.-Sent From My iPhone

[thevelvetgoldmine]

[mjalti]

i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

That’s basically my life goal so if you don’t want it give it to me

[shawnphunters]

female awesome meme [4/15 leading ladies]: Michonne

“Have you ever had to kill people because they had already killed your friends and were coming for you next? Have you ever done things that made you feel afraid of yourself afterward? Have you ever been covered in so much blood that you didn’t know if it was yours or walkers’ or your friends’? Huh? Then you don’t know.”

[omnomnominator]

[paulsrockinpagoda]

when they say simpons did it already

they’re not fucking kidding

[horrorandhalloween]

[aftersextacos]

THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN!

[doctor-roman]

I really…fucking hate customer service.

[doctor-roman]

Like…

Okay, as a lot of you know, I work overnights at a hotel. It’s for a pretty recognizable brand, so we get a lot of high paying customers.

Part of my job is to prep the breakfast area before the breakfast team shows up so that breakfast is done by the time it needs to be. This, of course, means that I have to step away from the desk. It doesn’t really help that the time I need to start working on breakfast is also when customers start checking out.

So I had the bright idea of making a sign. It’s not fancy, the letters are pretty big, and it basically just says “Hey if you need me I’m in the kitchen, just give a holler.”

It’s worked really well so far; people see it, they call for me, and I get them taken care of with little to no fuss. Or, at least, it’s worked up until now.

This guy.

This. Fucking. Guy.

I finish prepping the breakfast area, I walk out, and at the front desk is a man, huffing and puffing. He harshly asks “Are you working the front desk?”.

I say with my best customer service voice “Yes sir, I just had to prep a few things for the breakfast team. Can I help you with anything?”

“Yeah you can help me by giving me some fucking service. I’ve been waiting for almost five minutes and I have to catch my flight!”

Oh boy. Here we go.

So I tell the man, “Well, sir, if you’ll look right in front of you, if you needed me, that sign tells you that I was in the kitchen.”

And this man. Just. Fucking looks at me. And says.

“You expect me to fucking read on my day off?”

And I just.

I was floored. That someone would say that. Completely unironically. With no hesitation.

Just

Fucking customer service, man.

[theonion]

Home Depot Releases New Bluetooth Cordless Hose

[notjustanydarklarrie]

B O N E L E S S  W A T E R

[gif87a-com]

[neverthere12345]

But when the world needed him most…..

[youthetrevival]

I ain never seen a slinky trick in my life.

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

[absolutebatmanny]

a NSFW blog but instead of porn it’s just pictures of unsafe work practices 

[fxckbro]

[hotwinger-deactivated20160517]

When your friend’s parent offers you a beverage, and you say no, even though you’re thirsty.

[extraordin-ry]

what even does picture signify 

[hotwinger-deactivated20160517]

When your friend’s parent offers you a beverage, and you say no, even though you’re thirsty.

[agingerwithaseoul]

Dog in a Small Korean Town Follows Street View Photographer, Photobombs Each And Every Photo

[zero-to-gangnam]

Too cute

[meme-theft]

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