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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

feytaline-loves-deactivated2018

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

abbessolute

@oneshoeshort

oneshoeshort-deactivated2021060

IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

sirro85-blog

Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

becausewedefinetheworld

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

one-time-i-dreamt

I was walking my dog in a public park by some soccer fields and there was this birthday party going on that turned into an orgy. So I was obviously freaked out and took my dog and ran into the woods where we ran into Charles de Gaulle sitting alone at a table with a cake on it and a giant SpongeBob piñata hanging on a tree branch. He looked sad so me and my dog decided to join him. Basically, de Gaulle was sad because he was the party planner or something and it all messed up so he had to hide in the woods and he stole the cake and the piñata. We just talked for a bit and it was really nice. Honestly, I forgot most of this, but the dream ended up with us fucking on the table in the middle of the woods and now I’m scared to sleep again.

kitten-cab00dle

this went from 0 to 100 to 0 back to 100 real fast

one-time-i-dreamt

mahummus

please don’t ask them.

you all better watch out when I get my store bought neurotransmitters sometime this month because I am going to SLAM your poetry with pure, unbridled rage. "Sticks and stones may break my bones", but my eloquently explicit description of a rotating smoked ham will surely break YOURS.

mahummus

It’s official (theoretically)

mahummus

I’m a changed woman.

I’m back, looking like a snack, but this time with the unsettling reality of our collective insignificance in this plane of existence on my shoulders.

some educated loser called my higher-level thinking a symptom of “major depressive disorder”.

It’s official (theoretically)

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Lovingly scrub the Gaud, then peel the Gaud with care, grate the Gaud passionately, then gently deepfry the Gaud like a hashbrown.

sizzle me bitch

one-time-i-dreamt

I posted a little paragraph about how much I love all of you to my personal Instagram! Finally revealed this blog to my IRLs 🙈🙈🙈

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A post shared by Matea Vudrag Jaklin 🇭🇷 (@deluxielux) on Apr 2, 2020 at 12:29pm PDT

one-time-i-dreamt

For some time, I've been living a sort of double life. I've been feeling like there are two different versions of me that both exist at the same time, two pieces of a whole and not a single person in my personal life knew about them, knew about me, and that tore me apart. But 232 thousand people knew the truth, knew my truth and knew about me. 232 thousand people understood me. 232 thousand people stood behind me. 232 thousand people had my back. I've had them in my corner all this time. And although all of this was our secret this whole time, a secret between me and 232 thousand people online, I don't want to hide that anymore. We've got nothing to hide. These people are not just my audience, they are much more than that. They are my confidants, my friends. My world. Sometimes, my reason for living. People who got me through some of the hardest times in my life. Who listened to me when I was struggling, understood when I was depressed, talked to me when my thoughts got dark. When I was struggling with self-image, they offered support, understanding and love I never felt I deserved. I've always had problems with opening up to people in person, but every problem I had in my life, I had someone to share with since I started my online journey and my blog. I still don't feel like I deserve all of them. All of you. You make me whole. I wouldn't exist without you. I don't want to hide my people anymore. You are far too important to me. I love you all. This is my truth. The truth I've been hiding. The reason why 15k people follow me on here. Why I'm always smiling to my phone. Why I got the best memes. The funniest ones. Because I get them from Tumblr. Where I run a blog that is very important to me, very close to my heart. And the people who follow me there? No words can describe how the 232 thousand of them impacted my life. So thank you, thank you so much. I love you all. Yours truly, https://one-time-i-dreamt.tumblr.com

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺❤❤❤❤❤

nerdcitycentral-deactivated2025

i feel like we just got introduced to the parents like goddamn 🥺🥺🥺💞💕

one-time-i-dreamt

SORT OF FEELS LIKE THAT TO ME TOO - Like I've brought you all to meet my mom, who, by the way, knows about all of you and loves you so much for being my rocks 🥺🥺🥺❤❤❤❤

one-time-i-dreamt

All of you have been so incredibly kind and supportive and have made this announcement so much easier for me to make! Even though I am still so nervous, I am calmer, because all of you are here with me ❤❤❤❤

one-time-i-dreamt

IRL FRIENDS ARE REACTING SO WELL AND I AM GONNA CRY AGAIN, I ALREADY CRIED WRITING THE POST, THEN WHEN ALL OF YOU STARTED COMMENTING AMAZINGLY KIND THINGS, AND NOW THIS 😭😭😭😭

i-love-this-wall

Are we all dating now????

one-time-i-dreamt

Yes

yourlocalautisticoverlord

I am:

⚪ single

⚪ taken

🔘 dating 232 thousand people online

one-time-i-dreamt

😳

rainydaysrnevergrey-deactivated

some of us are too young to date. can you be our big sis?

one-time-i-dreamt

All the minors are immediately my children, I don't make the rules, I'm just adopting you on the spot

mmlkshake

mother please feed us, we haven’t had anything but stale donuts in days

one-time-i-dreamt

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”