i'm madison

hey y'all! i'm a 20 year old barista who grew up in the midwest and somehow landed myself in new england. i am a barista and am a huge coffee enthusiast, marvel fan, and meme lover. dylan is my boyfriend and best friend. that's all for now, folks.

[gsgdfsdfsdgfdg-deactivated20191]

gumball snaps and kills james charles

[thyrell]

god i know this website will call literally anything feral but this man really did embody the spirit of a rabid animal

[fox-sanguinis]

For those of you that don’t know this is the sweet and loving kid that is the current voice of Gumball for Cartoon Network. He has a youtube channel and in there you will not find anything like this, because as I said this is a very sweet kid but he just goes completely ape shit when he saw the opportunity to kill James Charles

[panshrekxual-iii]

@fox-sanguinis I mean I would call myself an upstanding member of society but if I saw the opportunity to kill James Charles in the hunger games in front of millions of people my brain cell count would drop to about three and all my ability to act like a highly evolved being would fly straight into the sun.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

Here we go again…

[butchflirt]

[highlights-of-the-lowlife]

So Jorf Bulbous has a 600 million dollar deal with the CIA and the WP has a long history of collaboration with intelligence agencies to push their agendas.

[weeniehutjuniorsenior]

Jeff shut up

[woman-respecter]

its really easy to overlook if you’re a christian but america is a fucking theocracy. seperation of church and state is a lie so much is dictated by christianity

[woman-respecter]

i made this post cause i was salty about my nearest pizza place closing early on sundays.

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

Types of Girls: sky edition 

Star girls: loves rose gold and glittery makeup, always down to have fun, thrives on excitement, stands up for their friends, self doubt, a night owl, glowing skin 

Moon girls: always appears serene, doesn’t like to reveal true feelings, the mom-friend, knows how to make you feel better, sensitive, may be fake-happy 

Sun girls: in love with adventures, obsessed with people they like, easily distracted, tries hard to fit in, likes picnics and roses, radiant smile, loves singing 

Cloud girls: cute dimply smiles, can bottle up emotions until they burst, enjoys sunsets and lava lamps, likes creating art and photography, carefree 

Rain girls: likes diaries and making playlists, easily anxious, feels at peace among nature, sad resting face, very affectionate, has an eye for aesthetics

[nostalgiaunicorn]

[typette-deactivated20150825]

I remember posting somewhere once in a thread about why girls aren’t exploited in animation anymore where some guy said, “all the disney girls are drawn to be generally attractive, but I don’t think there are any eye-candy men… or are there? Are there any Disney men that lots of girls like?” and I mentioned Roger. Tons of girls replied agreeing with me and the original guy was like “wait, Roger? from 101 Dalmatians? What’s attractive about him, he’s tall and lanky and has a big nose, he isn’t muscley at all! Wouldn’t you all prefer Gaston or something? Or do you girls think his big nose is indicative of something else?” and I was like “no, you idiot, he’s a silly, goofy guy who likes animals and can play a bunch of instruments, that’s why he’s attractive. What’s the matter with you? Gaston, seriously?”

This is why we need more girls in animation. And more guys like Roger apparently. 

[fandomsandfeminism]

This is why I laugh my ass of whenever dudes talk about how men are “objectified” by the media too. Because 9 times out of 10, what men think is “women objectifying men” are characters like Gaston.

And Gaston is NOT a woman-driven fantasy. Gaston is a male wish fulfillment fantasy. Gaston is not what women want, he is what men want to be. He is hyper-masculinity to an extreme degree, dripping with sexism and testosterone. The fact that men think that Gaston is what women want says an awful lot about those men. 

While I don’t want to generalize, female fans tend to prefer a very different kind of male hero. We like the Rogers, the Milos, the Hercules. Genuinely kind, often awkward men who are sometimes vulnerable and respectful to women. 

Yes, this is a generalization. I own up to that. But I think it’s important to remember that there is often VERY big difference between what MEN want to be and what women WANT in our media. 

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Reblogging this again because fucking this. And hell, even the muscley dudes (see: Khal Drogo, Hercules, Thor, Captain America) are loved, not because they are muscley, but because they are sweet and loving and adorable. We love Thor because his mispronounces “Hubble” as “Hooble,” not because of what he can do with a hammer.

[bubblyskootch]

Reblogging for the awesome comments.

[lumiereswig]

I’m just here to say I love the animation of Roger so fucking much.  look how fucking smooth and graceful and agile he is. 2d animation is amazing and i just want to hug it

[tinydooms]

All of this. 

[rapacityinblue]

Okay, listen, to return briefly to the idea of Gaston: Beauty and the Beast is actually the first animated Disney screen play written by a woman. Linda Woolverton, the screenwriter, got a lot of attention for creating a self-proclaimed feminist heroine in 1991, but she also had a *lot* to say about Gaston. She didn’t stumble into that villain by mistake. She crafted him based on her own experiences with men and even her ex-boyfriends, and said: “To Gaston, Belle wasn’t a person; she was a possession. And I think it’s great for little boys to see that Beauty doesn’t choose him. Not only can they look at Gaston as an example of how not to treat women, but they can hopefully be taught by the Beast, a macho guy who is comfortable with his feelings and gentleness. He could teach a lot of men, in fact, about sensitivity.“

Not only is Gaston not a woman’s fantasy, he’s literally a woman’s horror story.

[shieldmaiden19]

Reblogging for:

“The fact that men think that Gaston is what women want says an awful lot about those men.”

“Not only is Gaston not a woman’s fantasy, he’s literally a woman’s horror story.”

FREAKING YES

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[sloppystyle]

angery!

[bunjywunjy]

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

[swolizard]

The reason some girls wear make up..

[morebuttermorebetter]

Ive…. missed this video… i feel… replenished

[champagne-zaddy]

This refueled my energy

[artsyasfuckk]

a mood

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

Oh hey I haven’t yelled about voting in a while

[dancinbutterfly]

Reposting this because some of y’all need a reminding.

[virginiaisforhaters]

choosing where to live in america really do be like “what kind of natural disaster do you want to die in”

[virginiaisforhaters]

choose your own adventure we got earthquakes on the west coast, tornadoes in the midwest, noreasters/blizzards in new england, extreme dangerous heat in the southwest, or hurricanes in the south

[virginiaisforhaters]

i made this as a shitpost in the grasp of the flu but was a bitch wrong?

[firelord-ruby]

what about the pacific northwest?

[virginiaisforhaters]

dont turn your back to the ocean or it will reclaim you

[spookadoodl]

northeast?

[virginiaisforhaters]

the ocean will also reclaim you but you might also get buried under 6 feet of snow or swept away in a flash flood, no matter which way you slice it the water is coming for you

[ironwoman359]

I was saying this offhand to my husband yesterday, that no matter where live in America, you either get one or two natural disasters really badly (such as tornadoes, snowstorms, flooding, earthquakes, wildfires, hurricanes), OR you get MULTIPLE disasters at a lower intensity (Missouri, for instance, has MILD flooding and snow/ice and tornadoes, but it has all THREE and sometimes one of them will surprise you and be really bad)

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

fun facts about stephenie meyers siblings ft. my escalating levels of distress and concern:

all of her siblings’ names (seth, emily, jacob, paul, and heidi) end up in the twilight saga in one way or another

not all incorporations are made equal

i.e. heidi is a glorified extra who shows up for 2 chapters at the end of the second book whereas jacob is literally the secondary love interest for the entire series

on a scale from jacob to heidi how bad is your relationship with your sister

seth and paul are both werewolves

seth is a sweet, harmless baby brother type in the books and also the name of one of meyer’s sons so im gonna take a leap and say he was steph’s favorite

except for jacob, who got to be the third billing character in the series while everyone else got to be a tertiary character at best

emily gets horribly maimed. so uh. thats fun

on a scale from seth to emily how bad is your relationship with your sister

i cant stop thinking about heidi though like. all of the others have moderate to important roles in the series meanwhile heidi is just some italian chick who eats people and says MAYBE 3 words? she’s like the volturi’s receptionist or something. a fucking receptionist

all of this is just varying degrees of batshit obviously. i cannot imagine my sister writing me as a character in her pulpy vampire romance novel and us ever being on speaking terms again

how do you react to that? how do you have a relationship. how do you roll up to thanksgiving and sit across the table from someone who makes $50 million a year off a YA series where YOU are a speaking character

actually never mind. yeah if my sister made $50 million a year i wouldnt say shit to her about it either

still though

somewhere out there is a man named “jacob meyer” who has never known peace 

[relivingmytwilightphase]

smeyer: so im writing a vampire novel

jacob: yes live ur dreams sis

smeyer: with werewolves

jacob: wow cool!

smeyer: the secondary love interest is a werewolf

jacob: sounds good

smeyer: and he’s named jacob!

jacob: uh-

smeyer: and he falls in love with the protagonist’s literal baby at the end

jacob:

[blackqueerblog]

Women: “I can’t walk home alone because creeps like to harass me” 

Men: “WeLl mAyBe YOu sHoUlD JusT uSE UbER” 

Right, like Uber is any safer? The amount of women that have been attacked/harassed/or have gone missing from Uber is ridiculous

[living-and-awaken]

Women already pay for being women every day (overpriced hygiene, harsh body images, and lower rates of pay among men), them being forced into buying an Uber is unfair. Here is a better idea. Teach your children not to be fucking creeps.

[yehudah]

full offense but cis people dont get to call us shemales and trannies and femboys and traps and “its”, and campaign to “drop the T” in LGBT and deprive trans people of resources and beat the shit out of us in bathrooms and make fun of us for having “baby faces” and strip us of our rights and murder us for being trans and joke about how we “identify as an apache attack helicopter”, only to turn around and call themselves “allies” when they police OUR identities, just because they call themselves “cis transmeds”! i cant!! im not fucking allowing it!!!

[yehudah]

cis people i implore you to rb this

[predawnchloroform]

[raevenlywrites]

Not to be confused with Lawful Chaotic, which is creating as much chaos as possible by following the letter of the law, usually to ridiculous extremes.

[link-the-feral-anon]

They’re best friends too

[sarahseeandersen]

[marvel-lous-things]

Spiderman 3 idea: Peter Parker is played by Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield, and Tobey Maguire at random intervals during the movie. They replace each other from scene to scene. At one point, Tobey Maguire enters a bathroom, Tom Holland goes into a stall, and Andrew Garfield steps out. There is a moment when there's two spidermen on screen.

Nobody question or even notices it.

[the-memedaddy]

[taylortugs]

I felt this on a spiritual level

[bohemian-outfit]

Smash Mouth was right, the years start comin and they don’t stop comin