The Muppet Christmas Carol Starters
“Hey! I’m being stolen!”
“Here’s a nice Christmas turkey!”
“I am here to tell the story.”
“And I am here for the food.”
“Oh, there goes Mr./Ms./Miss Humbug!”
“Thank you for making me a part of this.”
“All of our pens have turned to ink-cicles!”
“ ____ , let’s close up for Christmas.”
“After all, there’s only one more sleep till Christmas!”
“It’s the ____’s annual Christmas party!”
“It’s for dramatic emphasis.”
“In a minute. I had a little bag of jelly beans over there.”
“Hoity toity, Mr./Ms./Miss Godlike Smartypants.”
“It’s good to be heckling again.”
“As freedom comes from giving love, so prison comes with hate.”
“Hey. Should we be worried about the kids in the audience?”
“God save my little broken body.”
“Hello, London!”
“Put me out! Put me out! Put me out! Put me out! Put me out! Put me out!”
“I’m bored with speeches. Let’s dance, ____!”
“Hey! Here’s ____ to start the party!”
“Mother always taught me… never eat singing food.”
“We’ve had the plum pudding and sung the carols.”
“____, do not stop turning that spit. That is the whole secret of a properly roasted goose.”
“I thought you said we couldn’t eat the chestnuts until ____ and ____ get home!”
“I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose.”
“Even if ____ is odious. Stingy. Wicked and unfeeling. … And badly dressed. And–”
“How was the churchyard?”
“Here’s your turkey, ____.”
“It’s Christmas Day. You gave me the day off.”
“And I am about to raise you right off the pavement and out–! … Pardon?”
“Nice story, ____.”
“It feels like Christmas!”
