cats and communism

actually just six cats in a trenchcoat. would probably give you tea if you asked. IG @maireadks Twitter @maireadks32

[irlplasticlamb]

did you hurt yourself?

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[didanagy]

FANTASIA (1940)

dir. ben sharpsteen, david hand, hamilton luske, wilfred jackson

[shitty-fanfic-prompts]

Cars regency au. It's called Carriages and goes about as well as you might imagine.

[dimension20memes]

I've accepted the fact I'll never be allowed into the US if they go through my socials so here's an acab meme.

[bowelfly]

the gherkin inspector

[redstonedust]

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[quasi-normalcy]

Mel Brooks on taking studio notes:

[agentjackdaniels]

Wait, so you’re telling me today’s the 4th? What’s next, the 5th? The minor fall? The major lift?

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[anonbeadraws]

today's warm up: I think we could all do with cooling our feet in a river

[depsidase]

[etirabys]

oh my goodness, one of dian fossey’s first close up observations with gorillas happened when she was trying to climb a tree to see them better, but so badly that by the time she’d gotten up the entire group had come out of hiding to look at her: “Nearly all members of the group had totally exposed themselves, forgetting about hiding coyly behind foliage screens because it was obvious to them that the observer had been distracted by tree-climbing problems, an activity they could understand.”

[argumate]

hello, fellow apes

[spitoutthedaisyhoratio]

The lead up to that sentence is gold:

[consistantly-changing]

[Image transcript: porch. The group had been day-nesting and sunbathing when I contacted them, but upon my approach they nervously retreated to obscure themselves behind thick foliage. Frustrated but determined to see them better, I decided to climb a tree, not one of my better talents. The tree was particularly slithery and, try as I might, no amount of puffing, pulling, gripping, or clawing succeeded in getting me more than a few feet aboveground. Disgustedly, I was about to give up when Sanwekwe came to my aid by giving one mighty boost to my protruding rump; tears were running from his eyes as he was convulsed in silent laughter. I felt as inept as a baby taking its first step. Finally able to grab on to a conveniently placed branch, I hauled myself up into a respectful semislouch position in the tree about twenty feet from the ground. By this time I naturally assumed that the combined noises of panting, cursing, and branch-breaking made during the initial climbing attempts must have frightened the group on to the next mountain. I was amazed to look around and find that the entire group had returned and were sitting like front row spectators at a sideshow. All that was needed to make the image complete were a few gorilla-sized bags of popcorn and some cotton candy! This was the first live audience I had ever had in my life and certainly the least expected.]

[roach-works]

imagine some freakish not-a-human alien THING has shown up out of nowhere and is trying to get into your office building to study you. but it has no idea how to get past a revolving door. it tries for three hours. by the time it finally understands the concept of a revolving door and squeeze into the building everyone in the office is crowded into the lobby to watch and call helpful suggestions. it’s conclusively determined that the alien is definitely not a threat, except maybe to itself.

[obeliskthetormentorsfeetpics]

Addition approved

[irlplasticlamb]

so after, when he whispers, “you love me. real or not real?” i tell him, “real.”

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[thesituation]

i don’t feel like debating that topic much farther bc truthfully if it comes down to “women will lose to men in every sport bc they don’t have as much testosterone!!!!!” my elite feminist response is honest to god “ok we will lose with honor as equals instead of having our own special Easy Mode Female category so we can win amongst ourselves” like i’m sorry i just can’t be persuaded. i’m a brick wall. i want co-ed sports

[thesituation]

i bring a sort of “women can lose at some sports against men if it means being regarded as equals” vibe to the debate that “testosterone objectively increases performance” people don’t really like

[lehtia]

Alphonse Mucha | Polar Star, Moon, Evening Star

[dailyclassicart]

Viktor Schramm - "During the fitting" (1900)