WHARGARBLE

I got fevers in my bones.

[saagai]

[esotericy]

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

how to be sexy 101:

have a white blouse

DRENCH that sucker in blood

[pomeranian2]

[mothspaws]

It’s about FUCKING time

[mysillycomics]

[mysillycomics]

[pondwitch]

worlds tallest vampire

[pondwitch]

count everest

[goattgrrl]

mount dracula

[chaos-storm]

Wouldn’t mind if i do

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

mood

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

for context, OP is arguing with everyone in the comments trying to give him advice on how to cook lentils for his wife in the Trader Joe’s subreddit

[kkdjfdsfdhgjdg-deactivated20190]

🥰

[astriiformes]

OH NEW MOUNTAIN GOATS TODAY?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Wait like??? They found a new species or?.?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Wait

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[soulofthebloodofthewolf-deactiv]

me crawling around in an air vent: what wyould you do if we accidental kissed

the xenomorph: *hisses and impales me with its razor sharp tail*

[sharkboxes]

[rcktpwr]

YO... LOOK UP DRACULA ON GOOGLE IMAGES

what am i supposed to be seeing

[rcktpwr]

oh fuck

[mysillycomics]

[arizonaconservativegal]

Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position

Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time, straight out of 2014

[catparazzi]

I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire

[tacticalskirt]

the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great

[alcoholicanarchist]

[butchelves]