maite + boba =

lowkey maybe highkey obsessed with becoming the best me i can be

[aquaristlifeforme]

[yourbrothershotfriend]

REBLOG THE CHRISTMAS OTTER IN 10 SECONDS FOR BOUNTIFUL GIFTS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS

[theblackclarkkent]

[baawri]

[unmemelievable]

we have come full circle

[twilve]

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I found an instagram wherein the owner comes home every day and his excited shiba greets him with a zucchini

[twilve]

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this is important.

[bitchycode]

accurate

[jncos]

i bought some underwear from k-mart today and i kind of wish we had the dystopic k-marts you see in america

[jncos]

i want to shop here

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

What do your k-marts look like then

[jncos]

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

is that fucking real omfg. It’s so clean

[jncos]

it varies a little from store to store but basically

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

American hell Kmart’s are PvP enabled zones it’s like the “The Purge” of capitalism

[heckyeah-horseshoecrabs]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE FANCY KMARTS?!?!?!?! THAT’S NOT HOW KMART WORKS

[singingwithoutwords]

[howyougetthefangirl-deactivated]

I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR

[just-shower-thoughts]

I have never seen grape ice cream.

[loftyskies-deactivated20161129]

Actually, i know why this is:

Grapes contain a  a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing, so you’d keep ending up with grape milk. Many ice cream companies and manufacturers have made bold attempts at grape ice cream, hardly any of them successful.

But then, finally, those geniuses at Ben and Jerry’s did it. So why don’t we have grape ice cream?

Here’s the thing: Ben confessed in a People Magazine interview in 1984 that he had a huge crush on Becky and promised to create the flavor just for her. Knowing the history of grape ice cream, she coyly requested it, thinking it to be impossible. Ben began to include the grape skin and juice to better see the differences between batches. While he didn’t understand the science behind this at the time, he found that including the skins increased the levels of anthocyanin enough to make the ice cream freeze. “Becky was impressed,” he remarked, “We were at her house, alone. I gave her the scoop – on a cone. I was really getting somewhere. She was laughing and happy. She couldn’t believe I did it. I’ll never forget what happened next.”

“Becky jokingly gave her dog a lick from the cone. He liked it and took a couple of licks. Then he just gasped and dropped dead. He flipped down onto the floor and was just gone. I had no idea grapes are toxic to dogs. Specifically to the anthocyanin. Becky was devasted. I had invented a deadly dog poison, and I definitely wasn’t getting anywhere with her now.”

Yeah. 

tldr; The reason we don’t have grape ice cream is because Ben from Ben and Jerry’s killed Jerry’s hot sister’s dog with it.

[louisthesixteenth-moved-blog-de]

holy fuck

[beat-alls]

“The rage in Germany is skirts on fellas (don’t knock it, girls, the Romans wore ‘em and looked quite groovy)”

From 16, November 1967

[agameofdeath]

Bring this back

[everykindofcat]

[fuggmuff]

I just

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

bruh.. look at this doood. ohOHh wait til you see the f– oo–UGHHGHUHUH UH NO NO NO NO NOHOOOHOH *gasps* uUUUOOUOOUouou….. HH *wheezes* AAAAHAHAHAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA OH LOOK AT THE top of his heaaad *WHEEZE* HAAHAHAH AHHHH LOOK AT HIS LIPS *violent wheeze hhhwhhhhhwhwhhw*  AH-HA-HA-HA. his neck look like a stirloin steak pwu–rkhahHAHAHAHA *breathes in* OHHHHHHHHHH. he tried it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA….. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHH.h…h..hhh… OHHHHHHHHH… *breathes in* AHAHAHHAHHAAHHAAAAAAAAAAHA-h-h-h-h–hhh….. *inhales* OHHHH– *wheezes* hh~~H~H~~…..A͈̩̗̼̖̱Á̗̲̰̺̪̰̬A̶͔̻̲̭AA̫͕̯͘ͅA̘̯A̬̫Ạ̢̤̠͓͚͇ͅA̼̦A͙͎̝̭A̩̭͈̹̭A̰̖͚̩AA̛͎̺̯̤̲͚̫Ą͙̬̖A̸̬͇̞̤̥̩Á̗̗̠͓H͉͕̰̖͓̩̼͡A̮̣̪͡–

[bob-belcher]

[shitpostempire]

[surprisebitch]

dap

[l3reezer]

IM FUCKING DEAD

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

[alternativeblkgal]

I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety

[reynabeth-deactivated20180821-d]

it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!

[mightbeinsaneforever]

thanks i thought i was just a bitch

[veryfunnymemes]