queer and tired

I'm Milan I'm no longer 19 and I need a new joke for my bio || art: @majiniesthings

[dragongirlsweetie]

tbh it's kinda funny when a lesbian helps a trans girl transition like yeah you would want that to happen wouldn't you

[dragongirlsnout]

Investing

[kira-serialfaggot]

Preordering

[the-lumpfish-queen]

Establishing a controlling interest

[funstyle]

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

[jacobtheloofah]

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

[soracities]

"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."

Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]

[yournewcryptid]

Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

[massivetittiesandwarcrimes]

[auxphono]

[yournewcryptid]

Woagh thats a lotta fish

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

can you count them?

[beastlyidiocy]

new least favourite animal discovered. WHAT THR FUCK.

[beastlyidiocy]

it appears i am causing a scene in the hartebeest community. im sorry but your guy looks like he was in a cartoon and he got 2 cymbals crashed against the side of his head its sad but its true.

[skyspants]

Most guy of all time. What the crap

[snunpr]

You got me looking up antelopes on Wikipedia and to offset the disturbing discovery of the hartebeest I present the blessed klipspringer

[evilwizard]

Hey how’s it going? I like your tower, it’s very damp. The locusts are coming. It’s not my fault. Cool hat btw.

hey thanks, i really apprecia—wait what

[i-like-goats123]

They said “cool hat”

[evilwizard]

oh yeah. <|:^) yippee

[majinie]

I don't know about all that lyctor stuff. guess I'm kind of on the fence about it

[judith-deuteros-status-updates]

You're not alone. I know someone who's also on the fence about it. She caused my acquaintance Harrowhark Nonegesimus quite the headache.

[succubusboyfriend]

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

[iva-draws]

boy, that episode was a lot.

[beemovieerotica]

[beemovieerotica]

hi i think every white theater kid and anyone who has ever seen a movie should watch this

[teaboot]

Holy shit

[excavatorgeneral]

i really don't think the lesbians are reacting strongly enough to the insanely good lesbian rep in the roots of chaos series. Priory is already so good, and then Day of Fallen Night just ups the ante with not one iconic lesbian romance but TWO. who is doing it like samantha shannon? no one.

AND ITS NOT JUST LESBIANS!! there are so many lovely characters in these books; do you know how hard it is to write a book with four narrators and all four of them are interesting?? Ugh i'm begging pleading on my knees -- read these books !!!!!!!!

[sleazyjanet]

ead and sabran in a tender moment

[lovvvender]

the priory of the orange tree is like the perfect fantasy book, it has everything: good worldbuilding, a thought-through magic system, dragons, pirates, gay people, a religion built on a lie slowly crumbling in front of your eyes...

[justsomecrows]

Can't stop thinking about Kalyba. No one's doing it like her. She's an ancient legendary witch. She can appear to you in dreams and take the form of your greatest desires. She has absolutely no game. The woman is so un-insightful that she fumbles every attempt at seduction She's ever made. She's trying SO HARD to get some. Can't score Ead, can't score Tunuva, got betrayed by the saddest, wettest dog of a man BECAUSE she took the form of the love of his life. Galian destroyed every image of her in the country and then himself when he realized he'd been with her. She has EVERY tool at her disposal to be a legendary seductress and still cannot overcome her complete lack of game. I can't wait to see my favorite problematic immortal failwoman get rejected in even more time periods.

[homunculus-argument]

I find it funny when queer fantasy stories are written in a setting where homophobia doesn't exist, but there's a ~forbidden romance~ element coming from some completely different, fantastical prejudice. Like

"Son, I don't care if you suck dick, but no child of mine will be sharing a bed with a goddamn necromancer!"

[eurypotpourrie-deactivated20250]

king, pacing the floor : how many times have we told you? prince : dad, i can explain- king : how many times prince : king : prince, sighing : fine dad im sorry i slept with a man- king : YOU SLEPT WITH A COURT JESTER!!!!

[fireflychaosdemon]

I am dying at these tags

[hilbertslargepowerfulmagnet]

"Here's to Camilla Hect, yet another one of devotion's casualties." Was insane actually. Another one of devotion's casualties. Where is Tamsyn Muir I just want to talk

[bodyintheriver]

“She died. She can’t come back, even if you keep her stuffed away in a drawer you can’t look at. You’re not waiting for her resurrection; you’ve made yourself her mausoleum.”