meow

i am gay and evil

[laloaru]

going thru it awards goes to

[vividciggy]

How I imagine Camilla cuffing Harrow went

[bodyintheriver]

Wip. I think the resurrection beasts are cool.

[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

[elksewer]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: tat a tg at a t a t Aa, a ! g a a.

Closest match: Facelina auriculata genome assembly, chromosome: 15 Common name: Slender Facelina

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[vividciggy]

Something silly

[tribblefarmer]

The Bird has been reading up on the human custom called "bowing."

Template by the hilarious @justcakethanks

[mutationgirl]

I compressed your dog into a dog ingot and used it as fuel in my dog furnace. It burned for 6 hours which is pretty adequate.

[caffeinatedopossum]

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

[mutationgirl]

you can lead a horse to Rome but you can’t make it build it

[haunted-skitty-doll]

I will ragebait your wife, I will ragebait your son, I will ragebait your infant daughter

[2ws2ls]

i really hate assignments that are very vague about what you should do for them. "you can do whatever you want" i want to play video games and jack off, but i imagine you wont be giving me a good grade for that

[default-cube]

if you vote me in as immortal all-powerful queen, i will make headaches illegal

[runningonspitensunshine]

user default-cube must win at all costs.

[kaomojiloser]

this came to me in a dream

[plankos]

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[lavenderprose]

My absolute gospel truth and I'm sorry this is so sappy but--where I'm living, Ilya fully changes his name to Hollander when they get married, like just fully legally changes it. And despite the fact that he continues to use Rozanov professionally ("Just like J. Lo," Ilya says.) everyone who knows them personally obviously knows what Ilya's legal name is and also assume it's a way to kind of stick it to his shitheel father. To this end, and kind of as a joke at first, people start referring to their two-person unit as The Hollanders ("Okay, the Hollanders are in room 508" etc.) but it becomes steadily less and less a joke when neither Shane or Ilya really seems to think of it as one. Ilya especially seems to genuinely love it. He'll say shit like "Oh yes the Hollanders will be there" when asked if they're coming to a barbecue like they live in a postcard. He LOVES to give his name as Ilya Hollander and he LOVES to book reservations under 'Misters Hollander' and he LOVES to say the words 'Shane and Ilya Hollander' out loud with his mouth. I also think that for their last game together in the league Ilya and Shane wear jerseys that say S. Hollander 24 and I. Hollander 81 and it's like. An end of an era type thing. And they frame the jerseys.