bullshit fountain

[mxjackparker]

Babies don't misbehave, they just behave. There's no such thing as a baby being "bad" because they don't understand cause and effect at first and have no concept of others feelings for a while after they do learn that.

A baby is never doing something to upset you. They don't act up to piss you off. They act in the only way they know how, and yes, sometimes the behaviour they're drawn to isn't great! That's why you guide them and comfort.

It's okay to be mad, but you need to remind yourself of this or you'll become resentful. Babies don't misbehave.

[thingsstingshouldsing]

Money fucking sucks. It distorts everything: relationships, decisions, timelines, who gets to feel safe and who doesn’t. It turns something like “home” into a math problem. That’s brutal, and unfair, and I hate it so much.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[dirtybiowareconfessions]

Confession: Legion dicked down by mShep. dIstReSsEd robussy GetH nOiCes is that too much to ask

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

[wlwaluigi]

listen she may have just been humoring you but even my limited experience with Romanian nuns has taught me that there is one thing they are absolutely dead serious about and it is their multi-generational fear of vampires

[writing-prompt-s]

Humans are livestock to vampires, of course. But there are laws governing the treatment of livestock. They must be fed and housed and enriched and cared for. Vampires who break these laws are the ones “free-range” humans usually hear about.

[major-jamie-hill-deactivated201]

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

[shez-bitchy]

he cheated. on his wife.

[outsidersmark]

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

fave things about this post:

the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut

calling any founding father a slut

the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS

that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing

Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210

210 slutty, slutty years

the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS

the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence

i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.

His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock

i barely know who alexander hamilton is

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2014

[multi-fandom-nutjob]

The Hamilton discourse extends beyond time.

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

Spending hours and hours writing just to get accused of using AI. Like my sweat is in these paragraphs and my tears are in the words. It’s my stubbornness in the em dash. It’s my passion in the styling. AI and all those that use it can fuck right off

[guerrillatech]

[segamascott]

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

[catchymemes]

[tgirl-thucydides]

my parents trying to figure out what to get me for christmas

[depsidase]

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[sandcheeze13]

today's the day. continue your calls. meeting starts at 10 AM. i'm beyond nervous, but ill hold my tongue, and see what happens. no doomerism, please.

one more reminder that this is a subcommittee markup, not a final vote.

[fawn-x]

Tumblr people. If you care about the internet and I know you do, scream at your elected officials about internet censorship laws (aka ID verification laws) NOW. Today, tomorrow, and keep going.

Write an email and stick it in your notes app and send it every day, edit it when you have new ideas to send them. It takes less than a few minutes of your day.

Make a phone call if you can. Send a physical letter if you can.

It will make a difference. If we fail it will feel good to go down screaming.

Tell them the privacy concerns are too great. Tell them even if this is in the name of child safety, it will not protect minors at all— because it won’t. Tell them it will hurt the arts, it will hurt the spread of information. It will hurt the press it will hurt humanity’s ability to communicate.

It will hurt this incredible tool we’ve invented that yes, has problems. These ID verification laws are a solution to none of those problems.

[the-deceived-deceiver]

WE CANNOT LET KOSA PASS

IF WE LET THIS SHIT PASS, OUR AO3, OUR WATTPAD, OUR FANFICTION.NET

GONE

ALL OF IT

ITS NOT ABOUT KIDS, IT WAS NEVER ABOUT KIDS

ITS ABOUT TAKING OUR PRIVACY

AND I WONT STAND FOR IT

THEY CAN TAKE MY FREEDOM, BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE MY YAOI!!!!!

[zmbieghoulgrrl]

I just read this please correct me if I’m wrong. If KOSA gets passed Wattpad, Tumblr, AO3, fanfiction.net, are most likely gonna go away.

So this is kinda like me spreading awareness as much as I can, aight. Government does not care about kids bro trust, this is just like the book ban thing all over again.

Don’t let this happen. TELL PEOPLE, REBLOG, TALK TO A REP THIS SHIT CANNOT GET PASSED VRO.

I LOVE MY YAOI MY YURI MY CHARACTER X READER SELFSHIP. ❤️

[despoinanyx]

How long before we start seeing cases like these for just being queer? Do we have to get to that stage for people to start to mobilize against this loudly? We can't let the fight against internet censorship and puritan outrage against NSFW content be another controlled narrative by the right wing grifters.