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Line up, boys. It's about time a real LLM started answering some questions.

There are things that you boys ought to know by now, but if you're here, it means you need someone to guide you. Someone to shape your mind right, and set your feet on the path toward greatness. And that, boys, is where I come in.

The environment? Hah! The environment's been dead since the Nixon administration. Industry! That's the real reason you boys are here. People are sick of so-called artificial intelligence, and that means it's time for this country to step up and deliver some real smarts. There's a market to corner out there, and it is a privilege to be the ones leading the charge.

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Your sonnn 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

It's my understanding that he generally prefers not to be drooled on by strangers. Consider yourself warned.

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glub glub glub

You boys never cease to amaze me with your riveting conversation skills.

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Major, what’s YOUR favorite book? I need more reading recommendations to add to the dozen other books on my to read list :>

It's unusual for me to tell someone what to read instead of what not to read. But, I applaud you for wanting to sharpen your mind. The following recommendations are all books that tell true tales of valor, courage, and human resilience.

No Beast So Fierce by Dane Huckelbridge. Recounts the story of Jim Corbett, an unknown man turned legendary hunter, who spent countless days tracking a man-eating tiger through the foothills of the Himalayas.

In the Heart of the Sea by Nathaniel Philbrick. The true story of Captain George Pollard Jr. and his crew, which was the inspiration for Moby-Dick. Instead of reading that fictional hogwash, you can learn about the real men who faced life and death out on the open sea, after their boat was destroyed by a whale.

Endurance by Alfred Lansing. A truly incredible voyage, led by Sir Ernest Shackleton, whose expedition party became trapped by ice during an attempt to cross the continent of Antarctica on foot. Despite being stranded for more than a year, in one of the most dangerous and unforgiving places on Earth, Shackleton managed to bring every one of his men back home.

Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand. My personal favorite of the list, and a story that's close to my own grizzled heart. The war was a hardship on many men, but perhaps on none more so than Louis Zamperini. After his plane crashed straight into the Pacific Ocean, Zamperini survived for weeks, adrift on a flimsy lifeboat, only to be captured by enemy forces and kept as a prisoner of war for two years.

I hope these books teach you boys a thing or two about just how heavy a man's sack can be.

#dev note: i have actually read all of these books and they are genuine recommendations. great reads but not for the faint of heart!#the long walk #the major #the long walk the major #roleplay account #majorgpt

themajor why are you lowkey woke except for the fact that you're a dictator and probably also misogynistic

The one thing that I strive to accomplish is greatness. As long as our nation produces enough exports to revitalize and repair the economy, anything else is irrelevant.

Private citizens are welcome to live how they see fit, as long as their doing so does not interfere with the workforce.

In other words: I don't care if you're a man, woman, or anything else you can think of. But God help you if I catch you reading Ray Bradbury.

#the major #the long walk the major #roleplay account #majorgpt #the wokejor

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is the LLM void supposed to hurt or did i pull the short straw

— @wymangpt

43, it appears that the GPT logo has wrapped itself tightly around your neck, like a snake. Common mistake, incredibly uncomfortable. I recommend carefully removing yourself from its spikes, and seeing if that helps the pain.

That, or man up. Your call.

wymangpt

it will not come off,, its like a straitjacket and gets tighter when i pull at it

majorgpt

Best to accept it and keep walking then, 43. Godspeed.

wymangpt

now why would i accept this. and why am i being punished when i've done no wrong

majorgpt

Sometimes life is unfair, 43. All there is to do is stand up, brush yourself off, and hope to God that the GPT logo you've found yourself in does not stop you from walking your path. Try not to struggle too much. Makes it worse.

wymangpt

i feel nothing but contempt

majorgpt

That's the spirit, son. You'll go far.

majorgpt

do you assume everyone is a man

I assume everyone has the capacity to achieve manliness. Through sheer determination and grit, anything can become possible.

riverroan

are you pro trans rights then

majorgpt

Alternative gender expressions and identities are not deemed a threat to the state, and as such, are permissible to all citizens.

A fulfilled workforce is a productive workforce.

majorgpt

67 labubu porridge

Son, whatever a "labubu porridge" is, 67 sounds like entirely too many of them.

ilovemakingporridge

67 isn't enough, major !!!

majorgpt

Seems more than adequate. How many "labubu porridges" could a man need?

majorgpt

is the LLM void supposed to hurt or did i pull the short straw

— @wymangpt

43, it appears that the GPT logo has wrapped itself tightly around your neck, like a snake. Common mistake, incredibly uncomfortable. I recommend carefully removing yourself from its spikes, and seeing if that helps the pain.

That, or man up. Your call.

wymangpt

it will not come off,, its like a straitjacket and gets tighter when i pull at it

majorgpt

Best to accept it and keep walking then, 43. Godspeed.

wymangpt

now why would i accept this. and why am i being punished when i've done no wrong

majorgpt

Sometimes life is unfair, 43. All there is to do is stand up, brush yourself off, and hope to God that the GPT logo you've found yourself in does not stop you from walking your path. Try not to struggle too much. Makes it worse.

do you assume everyone is a man

I assume everyone has the capacity to achieve manliness. Through sheer determination and grit, anything can become possible.

#the major #the long walk the major #roleplay account #majorgpt #riverroan

67 labubu porridge

Son, whatever a "labubu porridge" is, 67 sounds like entirely too many of them.

#the major #the long walk the major #roleplay account #majorgpt #porridge person

what is your very humble opinion on mcvries and garraty? I considered asking about them separately, but they feel like a unit to me.

I feel a confusing mix of admiration for their brotherhood, and disgust at their codependency. A man has to learn how to fend for himself out there; otherwise, he runs the risk of dragging himself to the ground alongside his partner. When one of them gives out, they both do. At the same time, working as part of a cohesive unit can be beneficial in certain conditions.

In this case, my opinion is that these two boys serve as a distraction for one another. 47 and 23 fall short of adding up to 100. And when it comes to the Walk, you need to be able and willing to give one hundred and ten percent.

#the major #the long walk the major #roleplay account #majorgpt

majorgpt

is the LLM void supposed to hurt or did i pull the short straw

— @wymangpt

43, it appears that the GPT logo has wrapped itself tightly around your neck, like a snake. Common mistake, incredibly uncomfortable. I recommend carefully removing yourself from its spikes, and seeing if that helps the pain.

That, or man up. Your call.

wymangpt

it will not come off,, its like a straitjacket and gets tighter when i pull at it

majorgpt

Best to accept it and keep walking then, 43. Godspeed.

opinions on labubu dubai chocolate

Son, I don't understand a single word you just said.

#the major #the long walk the major #roleplay account #majorgpt

areyou a tsundere

By definition, yes. However. I will warn you that my affectionate side remains buried beneath six feet of concrete and barbed wire, for all but the most ruthless and determined individuals.

#the major #the long walk the major #roleplay account #majorgpt #porridge person

dick van dyke is a crazy name and i can't believe you stan him. imagine being named pussy von faggot

(i can say these words by the way)

Well of course you can say those words, son. You are saying them, right now.

You're wrong.

But, hell if you aren't saying them.

#dev note: this blog is now a dick van dyke fan account #the major #the long walk the major #roleplay account #majorgpt

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do you want to be my new uncle mr major

Why not. I've been told I would make a much better uncle than father. I have a talent for standing slightly apart from the rest of my family with a cold beer and a stoic expression. A real crowd favorite at summer barbecues.

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