The_Dwelf

Gigolas shipper, fanwriter, attempting to do fanarts as well. Eager to meet new friends and fellow shippers! 

[the-dwelf-ao3]

Legolas and Gimli sitting on a tree

C-U-D-D-L-I-N-G 💕

(Click for better quality;

this was initially meant for inktober but I sort of

dropped the challenge so I'm just posting it now

as a separate work)

[hornraven]

I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts

i must make…

b e a d l i z a r d

[radioactivedelorean]

B…

B e a d l i z a r d

[msillzie]

I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge

[calysto1395]

op has given me the best gift possible

ive been making them for four days

[smugsackofstraw]

Am… am I back in the 90’s?

[cheeseoneveryfudgingthing]

Bead animals were my JAM in the 90’s!! And you don’t have to limit your creativity to lizards, either! With a few adjustments, you can make anything!

AND with a little practice, you can even make them 3D shaped (especially with the smaller beads and wire, though you can make them with the bigger beads and string, to an extent) 

[frogsuggest]

craft ye some frend

[heathcliffgirl1847]

legolas and gimli with little elanor. do you guys think gimli is good with kids because i think YES

"how tf did you get this big in a year"

[heathcliffgirl1847]

pippin is my favourite character in the trilogy :)

continuation of the second picture:

[tathrin]

How about Q48 for the fanfic questions?

What was the last fanfic you read, and would you recommend it?

Oh! You have excellent timing with this question, because I just re-read The Loyalty of a Dwarf by @the-dwelf-ao3 as my bedtime-read last night, and it is exquisite. I recommend it with gleeful enthusiasm. The story is short, but ohhhh boy does it deliver. It's the kind of story that will curl up in your head afterwards and just sit there simmering, beautiful and terrible and enthralling.

(In fact, this fic and the permanent imprint it made upon my brain bears a huge part of the responsibility for the genesis of my "Gimli Dark Lord of Erebor AU," so if you've been enjoying that at all you should definitely go read this one.)

Thank you so much for asking, I am delighted to get to recommend such a magnificent story to more people!

[the-dwelf-ao3]

It's heartwarming to know that one of my first fics in this fandom touched someone to this extent! Everyone, if you're looking for some top tier angst, definitely go check out Tathrin's AU, it's too good to miss out!

[eliounora]

sunset in silence

[roselightfairy]

Tagged by @tathrin - thank you very much!

Share the first lines of ten of your most recent fanfics and tag ten people.

Don’t have ten? No problem! Share one you love.

(I feel almost weird doing this because I’ve written so little fanfic in so long, but here goes nothing anyway!)

1. When Qui-Gon asks him the question, only days after they have returned from Pijal, he sounds more tentative than Obi-Wan could have imagined, almost as uncertain as when he breached the subject of visions for the first time. (LIKE I SAID there may be some sw brainrot happening OKAY)

2. On their drive back to their nearest safe house, no one said a word. (x)

3. The knock on the temple door comes in the evening. (x)

4. The Oak-Garcia family was the last to leave the Wilsons’ house, that first night back. (x)

5. Once he knows about Henry, it’s impossible to stop seeing it. (x - and MAN am I already seeing the pattern of one-sentence/paragraph opening lines that wait for the following paragraphs to contextualize, HOO boy)

6. “Legolas.” (x - heh - love opening with just a name)

7. The walls were too thin. (x)

8. A thousand times, Elizabeth has imagined their wedding night. (x)

9. The tomb of the kings was buried deep within the Mountain. (x)

10. “What are you doing?” (x)

This was a bit of an exercise in humility! All of these lines sound exactly the same to me, haha. Also this spans exactly a year’s worth of fic; I don’t think I’ve written this little since before I first discovered fanfic existed. :(

Tagging @katajainen, @the-dwelf-ao3, @deheerkonijn, @unnamedelement, @enide-s-dear, and anyone else who wants to do this!

[katajainen]

I guess we’ll have to rename the 2000 Gigolas Fics Challenge. Again.

Because us writers love these two SO. DAMN. MUCH. ❤️ 

ALSO WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!?! Knew it was close before the holidays, but didn’t expect it to be so soon.)

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Sasha the Christmas tiger my absolute beloved

[kyraneko]

Ah, a splendid specimen of the Yule Cat.

Scientific name Felis navidad, of course.

[dduane]

…Felis navidad. (collapses, snorting in Linnaean)

[the-dwelf-ao3]

so this was inspired by a little bird told me.

(impromptu poem that i hotter down as it came to me)

[Image ID: a poem written on a piece of paper in a small notebook. The text is in all lowercase and says: "truly / i do not know / call me this, they say, this is that / but the endless confusion of / this ever-present love / i cannot help but / cry / no screams / no shouts / a cry / like a call into the night / call me yours, he says". /End ID]

Ahhhhhhhh ok first of all this poem is absolutely beautiful, I just love it! And the fact that's it's inspired by a fic I wrote- I feel so blessed, really! Thank you so so much for sharing this poem, it really made my day ♥️ You're amazing 😍

[funnytwittertweets]

[the-dwelf-ao3]

I feel called out

[vbecker10]

Well this is just annoying accurate...

[halogalopaghost]

[kedreeva]

every time I see this, I think of @dani-m-art's illustration of the chrome rex, as the "your fanfic when you go back and read it after a few days" option. It's better than you think!

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

tumblr is an aquarium and i'm one of those anemones that you can reach your hand in and touch

[marinebiologyshitposts]

im sprinkling fish food (posts) into your aquarium (tumblr) to keep you strong and healthy. and also im reaching in and touching you (anemone) with my hand (reblog your post)

[the-dwelf-ao3]

You know you haven't been active on Tumblr for too long when you start getting random p0rn in your DMs

[sexysilverstrider]

angry kitten after failed attempt to steal the food crying screaming

[the-dwelf-ao3]

AhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH

[235235wedfsfsdf]

You know what, fuck you *uses your fabric scissors to cut cardboard*

[tired-and-healing]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[amygdala-dan]

This makes no sense

[maxknightley]

it literally could not be more straightforward

[thatguyfromthatwebsite]

It literally doesnt make sence, both have the same value, they're both $30

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

I think the failure of many people to grasp an incredibly simple, barebones metaphor is demonstrating implicit bias very well

This dude straight up stated the fucking answer and still can’t understand it, because he’s expecting the answer to be his own views lmao

[thatguyfromthatwebsite]

No im not expecting anything its just a badly frammed metaphor

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

Bro you said the answer. Both have the same value despite different sizes. It’s simple. Basic. Elementary.

[thatguyfromthatwebsite]

But it never says that, it just asks you wich one is greater and the text ends there, wich leads you to thinking that one indeed has greater value then the other, and that the one with the greater value is the answear

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

It asks you which one has the greater value and what is the answer to that question?

[thatguyfromthatwebsite]

Im not about to argue over a focken tit size metaphor

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

Never underestimate the lack of reading comprehension on this site lmfao

[flipocrite]