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Hi there Anon!

Thank you for the dearly thoughtful and informative question! I’m pleasantly surprised and quite proud that you were able to accurately type your question, considering you’re wildly unable to maneuver your cursor over to our helpful links and read the information for yourself :) Have a Dope day!

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NBC aired 6,755 hours of Olympics coverage this year — and just 66 hours of the Paralympics. Look at all the awesome sh*t we’re missing! They’re breaking world records and making headlines. Why it makes no sense that there isn’t more coverage:

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PSA: Ableism in not dope.

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littlemissgg

Meet the superhumans.

Rock and roll Paralympic Team GB

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You know if we made america dope again, we could all be superhumans.

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ellipsis-ultima

A new mobile game is coming! Sonic at the Olympic games, Tokyo 2020!

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Correction:

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paulthebukkit

“who thinks he’s luigi’s rival” is killing me luigi really doesn’t even give a damn about this guy

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Why have gangly arms when you can be RIPPED?

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blackdisneyprince

Aly Raisman, American hero.

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We also have to change the way our society views steroids.

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larkandkatydid

If you thought Katie Ledecky was dominant during the Rio Olympics, just wait until Tokyo.

THEY ADDED THE WOMEN’S 1500 FOR 2020!

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IF WE CAN HAVE MIXED-GENDER RELAYS WHY NOT MIX DOPE ATHLETES WITH THE DOPELESS??????????

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A steroid mandatory olympics. Take however many drugs you like and shatter human achievement, whilst everyone else gets to watch musclebound freaks do the impossible.

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Join the movement today. We’re on to something here.

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It’s dope being Michael Phelps.

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alwaysthesidecharacter

The Olympics be like:

Gold Medalist: I AM THE CHAMPION. ALL MY LIFE AS LED UP TO THIS VERY MOMENT. I’VE EATEN NAILS EVERYDAY SINCE BIRTH JUST TO GET HERE. NO ONE CAN EVER KNOCK ME DOWN. I AM THE BEST. HISTORY SHALL NEVER FORGET MY NAME.

Silver Medalist: I didn’t win the gold therefore I am a failure. This will haunt me and my family until oblivion.

Bronze Medalist: Wow, I can’t believe I made a mistake and still made it onto the podium. That was close! Phew! Hi mom! :) *waves*

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I’m reminded

Of injury and loss

A toss

Up to the sky

like the ball

Up high

Fight for it

Like you fought for your life

In hospital beds

Your stain-free white cotton

The smell of bleach

The bleaching white of uniforms

Uniform in line

Line up and say good game

My body

Floating and falling

Imprisoned entombed

Ineffective womb

Every breath with shrapnel

Sharp pain packer

I remember the days of running

Of playing

Of hurt

Would scraping my knee

She tells me no

She tells me to know my body

I know I’m nobody

worthy of

Medals

And flashbulbs

And being carried off the field in pure bliss by my teammates

Buzzer-beater shots

Against the odds

The odds against me

may prevail

Maybe its a glimpse of fame

A false frame of mind

When the ball hits the frame of the net

And bounces in

When you’re actually celebrated

And recognized

And loved

Because you do something that benefits others

Not because they truly care about you

Not because you’re memorable

But because you’re so forgettable

They didn’t realize you were gone for a year

You were out sick for months

Your eyes still mimic those of a raccoon

Deep darkness below

Those dark circles

They didn’t flinch when you were hurt

When your jaw was crushed in practice

When you stopped coming to practice

When you stopped talking in the group chat

When you didn’t sign up last year

When you were no longer at the games

Because it was never about your ability

It was always

Lack thereof

It was never about how far you’d come

Never about what you’d endured

Never about the liquid in your lungs

The popping balloon lungs

The broken tree branches of ribs

You’d had since birth

Premature baby

Cry baby

Premie could never compete

But when you finally could It was all about status

And celebration

Anyways

But all you ever wanted

Was a body that could do the same

Work just as hard

And actually have the same outcome as others

All you ever wanted was to be able to run with dad

Or chase the pigeons on the street

Like the other kids

Unlike the other kids

When you couldn’t play kickball Or soccer Or run the mile

Just like the other kids Just be like the either kids

Oh how I wish I could be like the other kids

Not better

Not more talented

Not the fastest runner

Not the best thrower

Not the exceptional goalie

Not the incredibly flexible gymnast

And i can’t even be mad

For what its worth I have it better than many

And i’m grateful I’ve got legs and arms

And they all seem to work

I’ve got a neck that turns

And a working spinal cord

That’s more than my mom can say

My main holdbacks are my lungs

Not my funds Not my fears

Not a lack of support

I’ve got just two pills to take a day

No heart attacks, no dementia

That’s more than my grandma can say

And i can breathe at night

Without a machine

Unless my allergies are too bad

My milligrams are only 10

That’s more than what my dad can say

But anyway

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What is America if not its image?

More than a country, it is the picture of self-aggrandizing

It is one that involves personal choice and freedoms! Do you want to live in a country where we are not allowed to control our bodies? Do you want the government telling you what job is “morally” acceptable?

There is nothing Americans crave more than performative success.

But what does this say about the country?

...send a message to our ambitious young nation: Conquer

We understand the magnitude of this demand, how monumental a decision like this would be.

This is the message to the American wealthy, to take the world as they want.

take back ownership of our bodies and

take back our rights

Gleaming eyes,

No time for sighs,

Gleeful cries,

Reach

We are here striving towards equality, joy, safety, and love.

We are here for YOU! We are here for each other

We OWN our BODIES

WE DEMAND THESE GATES TO GET TAKE DOWN AND REPLACED WITH OPEN ARMS.

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refinery29

Sesame just had the best response to “controversy” about the Refugee Olympic team

Amid recent anti-refugee sentiments, it’s inspiring to see a team representing the 60 million displaced people throughout the world. See Grover’s full loving speech.

Gifs: Sesame Street

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Grover = truth teller

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