Everyone thinks my name is Alison & Idk why.

Not Alison. 26. Laughs at her own jokes. Writes sometimes. Still requires use of Tumblr training wheels.

[solarsunhae]

EVERYONE SHUT UP MAMAMOO WORLD TOUR 2026 ANNOUNCEMENT

[alwaysthesidecharacter]

Last minute effort, but does anyone have the artist presale code that they'd be willing to dm me? I missed the registration deadline 🙃

[stupidpetface]

[naamahdarling]

Opposite energy of the TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE cat.

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

[evilbeast-moved]

ilove people who work at front desks of things. i can walk into a building and go to the desk and i ask how do i do this thing. and then they just fucking tell me !!!!

[evilbeast-moved]

i walked into my college found the first desk and asked hey where do i pay my student fees. did that. ok where i do find the academic advisor? got the general direction, went up to the first desk i saw, asked where to go to drop a class .awesome. went to the bookstore, walked up to the desk, asked how to find out what textbooks i need. and AGAIN they had answers for me. this is so cool thank you desk people

[evilbeast-moved]

no this is so real actually !! it always feels like you'll be expected to know everything when you do Adult Things but you don't, actually, you just need to know who to ask

[sarahseeandersen]

[dduane]

"Nobody Wants To Work Any More": a retrospective

(with a tip of the hat to Miriamm on Mastodon)

[thy-flesh-consumed420]

Where is she going

[hatchan]

#defying crabity

[sarahseeandersen]

[tauforged]

dear god please let our new baby octopus feel confident enough to move out of her corner hiding spot today while i’m on exhibits so i can see her properly for the first time amen

[tauforged]

she stuck out a single arm before changing her mind and deciding the rest of the tank is too scary, far too scary by far she is scared

[guiltycrunch]

[alter-cation]

Executive function win!

Area woman completes thirty-minute task that she has been putting off for six months!

[teratomarty]

Reblogging in hopes of gathering the strength to Do The Thing

[sarahseeandersen]

[catchymemes]

[rslashrats]

epic chicken prank

[robo-revival]

Now they got chickens doing YouTuber face.

[catchymemes]

[sarahseeandersen]

[thedankmemes]

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies

[diamantcowboy]

They explain this in the tinkerbell movies. The light comes from the pixie dust covering every faries wings. This guy hasn’t even seen the tinkerbell movies

[gayvampyr]

[thememedaddy]

me_irl

[cum-roll]

this is so stupid *hits reblog*

[sm1l3-b0n3z]

Peak comedy 

[the-bean-beanie]

fuck you for making me read this