That Darn Yankee

All kinds of random bloggy-type stuff.

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

"I don't have a choice, I'm just following orders"

Have you considered smoking one (1) joint?

[ot3]

even if trans women did have a notable advantage in sports i wouldnt give a fuuuuuuuuck. wahhhhh wahhh what if minorities start playing games too good! society could crumble! we just have no choice but to unperson them to avoid that from happening. absolute loser behavior.

[cricketandmouse]

the orb continues to perplex mouse

[melodespiza]

Pondering…

[charlesoberonn]

You named your cat "mouse"?

[virtualgirladvance]

and my parents named me chastity what of it?

[once-a-polecat]

Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.

[helenvaughans]

[damnfool-of-a-took]

^^^ This. The COMBINED population of the Twin Cities (Minneapolis and St. Paul) is only about 2.6 million. That's not small town numbers, sure, but compared to NYC (20.1 million in the metropolitan area)? LA? (12.9 million "")?

Minneapolis is being made an example of because they're the most bitesized target, and if you're doing a shock and awe campaign like this you need to not choke on national tv.

(And they're still having to fight for it. Minneapolis isn't taking this laying down, and more power to them for their courage.)

[quakerjoe]

[vamplire]

reblog for 2026 to be the most homoerotic year for u

[dungeoncrawlerdonut]

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[dungeoncrawlerdonut]

[dungeoncrawlerdonut]

[theprofessional-amateur]

Do we count this as a passive rickroll?

link to post

[swordofwit]

A very important addition from Rian Johnson himself

[exeggcute]

the sunk cost fallacy has been my favorite fallacy for as long as I can remember. so at this point it's probably too late to pick a different one

[svartibaldur]

[mysral]

Find a set of random coordinates here.* You are promptly teleported to that location, with nothing more than the clothes and other objects on your person. How bad a time are you having?

*: Reroll open ocean results. Let's assume the teleporter has the decency to at least deposit you on solid ground.

Teleporting results:

Mortal peril - Exposure to the elements

Mortal peril - Dangerous wildlife

Mortal peril - Dangerous humans

I'll have a rough time, but I'll live

Mostly okay, though still a weird experience

Hell yeah, impromptu vacation~!

Voting ended onDec 29, 2025

[yeoldenews]

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

[beggars-opera]

[depsidase]

[crystalcrossing-remade-deactiva]

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

[allegedly-human]

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

So when Anakin Skywalker was a Jedi he looked like this

But turning to the dark side changed his physical appearance. Most notably his eyes, which became yellow (a very typical Sith transformation in many species)

And while I know that Wookies are not supposed to be able to be force sensitive and therefore cannot become Jedi or Sith, all I am saying is that

.... You know?

[alittleoptimistic]

There is literally no way I could have guessed where this post was heading

[vedajuno]

the “morbin time” tweet gets its dues for tricking Sony into making a movie bomb twice but we don’t talk about how there is a billion dollar cost franchise of films in theaters right now that only exists because James Cameron saw this tweet and got really really mad