The Nine of Us

Snort the Dust of Dracula

[aletheyass]

and are death and the maiden perhaps looking for a third

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[teddypng]

John Waters on David Cronenberg (1997)

[maryoliveoil]

Today I learned that the creator of “Widow’s Bay” was The Babadook meme girl

[eloiscbridgerton]

WIDOW'S BAY 1.09 – Emergency Shelter

[inthedarktrees]

I need these!

Chris Fleming & Matthew Rhys

“Emergency Shelter” | Widow’s Bay 1x09

[gnocchioli]

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[csny]

Another year passes with Herman Mellville gone. god I miss him so much. Those long summer evenings when we would run barefoot on the beach. Staying up to 4am watching movies and laughing.

[byjove]

watching massive franchises bomb at the box office while Backrooms has made $212 million on a $10 million initial budget has brought me hope for the future of cinema

[byjove]

audiences do NOT want Star Wars slop, audiences want a movie made by a guy who really wanted to make a movie

[anonajn]

relentlessly funny to me when people treat a relationship between someone in their 30s and someone in their 40s as "age difference". bro i cannot tell you which of my friends are 34 and which are 44. i can probably tell you which ones aren't 30 yet, but it's probable some of them are 50 now and i didn't notice. if you're over 30 and don't have kids, it's kinda all one age until you can collect social security.

[parkchanwoohoo]

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

[tomcruisecells]

i cannot stop watching this

[gaybichon]

CATS: THE JELLICLE BALL (full performance from the 2026 tony awards)

[motherwife]

i wont hatepost but sometimes it does feel like this to scroll fandom tags

[carolsturka]

THE DEER HUNTER (1978) dir. Michael Cimino.