I Am A Lizard

Like the title says, I am a lizard. I don't know what kind of lizard I am. I have not concept of lizard names. I eat and sleep. I like hot rocks and bugs that move.

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I don't understand when people don't wash their face, but don't break out! So #jelly !🙄 #makeup #beauty #face (at Virginia)

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End of the #weekend Back to #work . #never #fails #every #time #teachersofinstagram #teacherlife🍎 #teaching (at Virginia)

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Went to #rva today to the #vmfa to see the #terracottaarmy ! Well worth it! It was #amazing! Once and a #lifetime #oppertunity !#terracottawarriors #vmfawarriors #art #chinese (at VMFA Virginia Museum of Fine Arts)

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Back to #work after a 3 day #weekend #beauty #makeup #jaclynhillpalette #school #trafficjam

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#happyvalentinesday to the #love of my #life and our little #pug too! #puppies #pugsofinstagram #boyfriendgoals #funny

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My #boyfriend #loves #Batman, I love #sleeping. He got me a #night shirt that we both would love! #boyfriendgoals #favorites #tired #superheros (at Virginia)

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Waiting at #petco for my very #brave (and apparently heavy) #boy to get his rabies shot. #pug #pugsofinstagram #dog #dogsofinstagram #makeup #beauty #petsofinstagram #love (at Front Royal, Virginia)

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#wingedliner and #polkadots for #decadesday at #school! #makeup #cute #beauty #fun #dresses #1950s #woohoo (at Clifton, Virginia)

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#ifoughtthelawandthelawwon #police #cops #driving #work #thoughts (at Clarke County, Virginia)

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#Happy #2hourdelay to everyone who got one! Got to actually sit and drink my #coffee. (Okay, so I did spill some of it!😜)#makeup #hair #blondehair #urbandecay #eyeliner #purple #beauty (at Clarke County, Virginia)

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#newyear #newyearsday #2017 #2018 (at Town of Berryville, VA)

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My #puppydog #Christmas photo! #love #pug #pugsofinstagram #dog #cute #newyear (at High Knob (Blue Ridge, Virginia))

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The man I've been waiting for! #Mr.BrownBear #MrBB #love #boyfriend #movies #makeup #beauty (at Town of Berryville, VA)

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Waiting around for someone special to show up! #MrBrownBear #MrBB #boyfriend #makeup #hair #blondehair #eyeshadow #urbandecay #lipstick #laurageller #beauty #winter #break (at Town of Berryville, VA)

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I'm not like #othergirls. When I pause a show for a while and come back to it, I WATCH the commercials. And it's not because I LIKE commercials, but it is because I forget I can skip through them. #forgetful #tv #glasses #nightowl #nomakeup #advertising #tlc (at Town of Berryville, VA)

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I'm not like #othergirls. When I pause a show for a while and come back to it, I WATCH the commercials. And it's not because I LIKE commercials, but it is because I forget I can skip through them. #forgetful #tv #glasses #nightowl #nomakeup #advertising #tlc (at Town of Berryville, VA)

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Had an excellent #makeup day! You can't see it but #hair was banging too! #urbandecay #itcosmetics #anastasiabeverlyhills #love #winter #break (at Town of Berryville, VA)