we are the stormbound, the avocado

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[dreadwedge]

touch starved infant leaves hospital after contactless delivery

[garbae5000]

that baby went straight through the hoop. nothing but net

[dreadwedge]

swish

[cardassian-artistry]

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

by far the best ad I’ve gotten on this app entirely because I tried rotating it out of sheer curiosity and absolutely nothing happened

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

[sisterslvt]

the only good man is the man that’s about to become a woman

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

[were-ralph]

[bonersniper]

CUNT force trauma

[emobloodwolf]

update on personal life stuff

got hit by 12 cars and died. sory. all at once. no traces left behind. I think one of the cars was carnivorous

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[sitting-on-me-bum]

Painted woolly bats are nocturnal and sparsely distributed in the landscape, roosting in small groups.

faridmuzaki via iNaturalist (CC BY-NC 4.0).

[maykitz]

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

[sibyllance]

if your without and you put nuts on it I don't make the rules snowflake

TRUCK

was made nuts that truck is trans if you got a problem take it up with god

[goldcoyoteart]

Desire (ferocity)

[butch-king-frankenstein]

great minds think of dykes

[butch-king-frankenstein]

great minds think of dykes

[butch-king-frankenstein]

great minds think of dykes

[butch-king-frankenstein]

great minds think of dykes

[butch-king-frankenstein]

great minds think of dykes

[raenaissancexx]

Honestly this is the best thing I've ever heard