Call Me Donkey Dad

Mac. He/They. Official member of Dick Clique. Down to fight. (ง'̀-'́)ง Oh no, I've become a kpop stan. I haven't been on here in ages

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Amazon Closes $8.5 Billion Acquisition of MGM

Amazon has closed its $8.5 billion acquisition of MGM, the companies said Thursday. The pact was first announced in May and has been winding

[trashyeggroll]

tumblr is great and all but ya’ll are missing the woman in one of my cat fb groups that has birthed her own tier 1 meme

[rabdoidal]

i know we all cope in different ways but i just saw someone draw BBC johnlock fanart of them holding ukranian flags as solidarity for the ongoing war. and i dont know how to move on from that

[b-isforbitch]

I need everyone to see this

[farm-paws]

I think the Norwich should win a prize just for looking so friendly

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

yall wanna see a picture i took of beef stew just moments before he ripped my arm open? he is so cute and so evil

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

Look at him,,, an innocent lookin little shit,,,, I’ve disowned him

[strawberry-crocodile]

Pro-Capitalist’s defense of capitalism is just explaining how it works, and then when you say “yes I know, I just think it shouldn’t be like that” they explain it to you again but angrier this time

[strawberry-crocodile]

They say “It’s fair because the people who own capital earn all the rewards” and then you say “I dont think owning capital entitles you to all the profits” and then their brain short circuits

[strawberry-crocodile]

“He invested capital”

“Yes and then a thousand other people did work while he sat around and profited.”

“But… he invested capital….”

[strawberry-crocodile]

they literally CAN NOT FATHOM that I know how capitalism works and just oppose it on moral grounds

[ukulelekatie]

[stereomike]

as a kid I never appreciated the comedic genius of my elementary school principal, who, whenever our school won against another school in a sport, would play what felt like 2 minutes of “we are the champions” over the PA during announcements, and just as it’s going “cuz we are the champions…of” he’d hit stop and his deadpan voice over the PA system would go “Brampton.”

[astronauticall]

We had a middle school dance dj who would do something similar with party in the USA. He’d play the chorus like “yeah yeah yeah it’s a party in the..” and then stop the music and just say “school”

[stereomike]

this is so fucking funny

[silk-fleur]

if I don't sit in my room alone for at least 4 hours a day, I will go crazy

[stephenist]

[cactusjerk]

[that-one-support]

[catchymemes]

[batneko]

that is so fucking funny but MEAN

[1-800-vampires]

[bbcsherlock]

the female gaze…the slug gaze…so much to learn about cinema