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22 | please match my freak

[atreeinafrog]

Happy Pride 🫡 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️!

[xsnowmanrkive]

SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY

[maladaptiveheliotrope]

YEEHAW YEEHAW YEEHAW

[abbotly]

Watching animal kingdom isn’t enough I literally need to enter the universe and turn back time and change the trajectory of Andrew Pope Cody’s life in order to save him from the horrors

[maladaptiveheliotrope]

ten people you would like to get to know better

tysm for tagging me @jackabbotsbignaturals

last song: full moon - the black ghosts

currently watching: er. i'm on season 13 rn and i am eagerly awaiting to see pookie boo boo bear (shawn hatosy) on my screen once more

current obsession: stardew valley--like, i'm watching guides and playthroughs (like julien's streams, liss the lass, lummi, noodilie) and stalking the reddit feed while also mass liking fanart and hc's on here lmao.

currently reading: i've been reading jennette mccurdy's new book Half His Age and i've been liking it so far. ik ppl have mixed feelings on it, but i haven't really been too put off by it as of right now. i plan yo read tsitp triology this month and next month and watch the show too bc i thought it sounded fun.

currently working on: i'm working towards getting my abo and cpr certification !!

last google search: def smth related to stardew lol. like, i can't remember exactly what, but all i've been googling is some random questions on how to do things in stardew.

i thought this was cute and fun so i decided to participate. thank you again for the tag; i think i'll just leave this one for fun.

[w1nd-ch1med]

Romancing Harvey in sdv bc his sprite kinnddaa looks like Spencer Reid would be SO weird and something I DEFINITELY would not do trust me :)

[maladaptiveheliotrope]

sometimes, when i watch a REALLY good shawn hatosy edit, i have to slam my phone down at the fact that i was made aware of this man only to live with the devastating reality that i can never have him

[mabeltanaka]

Animal Kingdom 1.04 "Dead to Me"

[maladaptiveheliotrope]

this show makes me want to throw up and cry

[jakewearys]

[murdockwife]

i’m like an andrew cody sun, jack abbot rising, sammy bryant moon

[czarina55]

good morning ☀️ thinking about titus touching and fondling her lips with those thick digits on this fat fingered friday 🫦😵‍💫🤤🥵🫠❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[maladaptiveheliotrope]

i have nothing appropriate or acceptable to say

[hatosyarchive]

what was in the air in 2009 | part 3

[maladaptiveheliotrope]

clearly smth that is letting me discover a new part of myself

[thirstori]

Do y’all think it has a curve? Do y’all think it grows or shows? Do y’all think it’s heavy? Do y’all think its got freckles? Do y’all think it’s trimmed or full grey bush? Somebody lmk asap

[maladaptiveheliotrope]

yes and veiny as hell, GROWS, YESSSSS, oh for sure, give me that grey BUSH 😋

[ovaryacted]

Thinking of S4 Pope Cody in his MMA era spitting out his mouth guard…I’m just mad I wasn’t there with my mouth open to receive it. 💔

[sammy-bryant]

[maladaptiveheliotrope]

they're lucky i wasn't on set bc no amount of ppl or tranquilizers was going to stop me from bouncing on it

[czarina55]

shawn always have to be doing the MOSTEST!!! he gives us his ALL!!! like was is really necessary to pick craig’s big ass up off the ground? did he really have to jump almost over vins head to subdue him? did he reaaaaaaally have to do that with his tongue? really?!! and finally did he really need to leap into the air from a kneeling position? the answer is yes to all bc he needs to do the MOST EVER!!

gif 2 by wesandresons, gif 3 by sammy-bryant, gif 4 my minidodds all on tumblr

[maladaptiveheliotrope]

WOOOOO THE THIRD ONE

[sammy-bryant]

SHAWN HATOSY as TITUS DANFORTH Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026)

[maladaptiveheliotrope]

i'll lick that blood clean off

[sammy-bryant]

[maladaptiveheliotrope]

i don't think i could ever be normal about this man

[younghalfblood]

i need that 50 year old man

[maladaptiveheliotrope]

need a sloppy makeout sesh w him STAT