wrestling = advanced cuddling

YEEHAW // 25 // bi // they/them //

[moomoomaruu]

[lucylehane]

Robin Williams as Armand Goldman

The Birdcage (1996)

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[satanfemme]

ohhh that's right I just remembered! I'm going to succeed because I'm crazy

[just-deer-things]

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

[just-deer-things]

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere

[batancha]

tell me where it hurts, oil and gesso on canvas, 36x42, 2022

[scoobydoomistakes]

"...huh."

[labcorp]

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[metanarrates]

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

[moxleyrollins]

appreciation post for the red snakeskin + gold jewelry combo FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN | 06.05.26

[nohoperadio]

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

[skittynation]

step son died of candy

[lilyblisslys]

girl you must be a fine piss, the way I need to take you in this bar bathroom

[lilyblisslys]

only a foolish general complains about her opponent’s tactics upon defeat

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[soundclown]

[teethwreath]