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[lesbianjarjarbinks]

yeah..

[skopostheorie]

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

[queen-mihai]

Always reblog flash debate

[official-megumin]

on it boss

[zocomi]

reminder that the presenter says "oh, shut up" not "can it"

[azeofspades]

Native French speaker here. "Ta gueule" is actually more like "shut the fuck up" in terms of level of disrespect

[belphegor1982]

also worth noting is that the "are you happy" is the correct gender

[kkachi-serica]

[omtai]

i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon

[kushblazer666]

i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow

[fagstaynight]

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

The head of a statue of Lenin just chillin in a parking lot

[catgirl-kaiju]

[thesilasarchives]

"...she is not only unnatural, undead, she is both a lesbian or bisexual and sexually aggressive. As a result, these female vampires, although depicted as sexually attractive and intelligent, are destroyed at the end of these films."

— "Not all Fangs are Phallic: Female Film Vampires" by James Craig Holt, published in Journal of the Fantastic in the Arts, 1999, Vol. 10, No. 2 (38) & A Century of Draculas, 1999

Background photo by Prateek Katyal on Unsplash

[halfagony-halfhope]

“she a beauty! i should as soon call her mother a wit.”

friendly reminder that everyone's favorite heartthrob was actually a jerk.

[memewhore]

[egyedi-eset]

[awbrainno]

My morning routine? That's simple: first I wake up, then I get out of bed, then I experience various ailments, maladies, afflictions, etc.

[funny-history]

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[everythingfox]

Owlevator

(via)

[germanmilfs]

trying to figure out where this dude lives

[duncebento]

what if it was all a dream

[maladroitism]

I am high - where do i get my free stuff please

[foreveriallyzombified]

if you watch video essays that’s on you, you have the mind of a middle schooler watching john green videos. read a book or published study or listen to audio. why do you need a talking head and meme graphics?

[deadgoliath]

because im an idiot why are you being mean to me

[maladroitism]

YEAH LETS GATEKEEP FCKIN KNOWLEDGE EH

[danndesigns]

Once I’ve finished pondering my orb I begin orbiting my pond

[whitepeopletwitter]

A decade long love story.