Jev

[mygoldenwolf]

You’ve heard of “thanks, I hate it,” but allow me to introduce to you:

[iamfuckingtrash]

they’re smiling down on me

[dullahanite]

who is ?

[iamfuckingtrash]

My ancestors, imperial. Can you say the same?

[postobon]

fallout 76 multiplayer

[crispy]

Juliet gazed across her balcony and said, “It’s over Romeo, I have the high ground”

[billhader]

*shane madej voice* if the demon doesn’t show up in 15 minutes we’re legally allowed to leave

[amadane]

@moyoka

[pukicho]

[kiyokospeaks]

The more I see of Eric Andre the more I’m convinced he is some chaotic neutral trickster god sent to the mortal plane to torment us

[powerfulwizard]

Imagine being attracted to someone named “Greg” or “Kevin” and saying those names in sex. That’s disgusting!!

[androidmunemune]

[powerfulwizard]

Do you think showing me some balding anime dude will change my mind

[no2kami]

@gaygothur that “anime” dude is named Greg Universe and your saying that Rose Quartz or aka Pink Diamond is digusting

[powerfulwizard]

Yeah those are definitely some words but also what the hell do they mean

[silver-tongues-blog]

greg universe is a wonderful person who put his music carreer on hold to be with the woman he loved and lived in a van for years after she passed away so he could financially support his son while he was living with his aunts. Even after he got a lot of money from a song he wrote years ago, he still made sure it went towards supporting his son. greg universe is a wonderful human being.

[powerfulwizard]

I don’t think he did any those things at all, and I think it might be because he doesn’t exist.

[txbeergoddess]

My heart gets heavy thinking about the giant trash island in the ocean.

[anarchoblake]

Yeah england is a joke

[slunch]

he doesn’t like it

[coolyo294]

Birth, growth, death, rebirth 

[coolyo294]

important updates 

[kineticpenguin]

Any military character: I sure love my girl. Here’s a picture! I’m gonna propose/get married/have kids when I get back!

Me: 

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

whenever a filmmaker on twitter tries to add something to “canon” after their film has already come out i just think of this iconic tweet

[g2m]

Pewdiepie has had it

[carniebasement-deactivated20180]

[diamondguls]

YOU’rE A SQUID

[diamondguls]

your

[diamondguls]

…..man

[servals-dank-meme-machine]

[sunkensparrows]

when you close a program but it doesn’t totally close

[aku-no-homu]