i'd rather stand still

[sphereshots]

stolen because op turned off reblogs

[amadane]

[thiefiing]

Them

[hollowtones]

There's a eulogy for the fucking queen of England in the middle of "Peppa Pig: World Adventures" that I've seen people joke about, and which I assumed was fake until I played the game and saw it for myself.

The bit I don't see people talk about (which, to be fair, is largely because no one is playing or talking about "Peppa Pig: World Adventures" because they're normal) is the second eulogy for the queen during the credits of the game. It's even funnier to me, I think. The main thing we know about The Queen (rip in pigs) is that she made children and pigs across the world sooooooooooo happy. We don't really know anything else about her which is too bad because she Died.

[tender-and-moist]

TRUE!!

[daily-gondola]

[catcrumb]

[stuckinapril]

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

[deaths-accountant]

to increase steel production 300%

[vajracchedika]

☝️

[zenathered]

SCREAMS

[greelin]

me when i mean business

[greelin]

also me when i mean business but am slightly more silly and lighthearted with it

[damazcuz]

literally it's so easy to be happy online. delete your tiktok and your twitter and instagram. now look at this picture.

what a lovely smile, right? feels better, right? you're welcome.

[amadane]

[toskarin]

Learn more

[teathattast]

[memorycycle]

boar of strenght and boar of power

heavy training every hour

huge and fat my awesome pig

i make it large i make it big

[amadane]

8629

[prokopetz]

Some fictional characters are relatable in a Gender way not because they’re nonconforming, but because they’re so incredibly into performing their assigned gender that it somehow wraps all the way around. Like, some sort of gender overflow error.

[ryukiki]