Cool motive. Still murder.
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Cool motive. Still murder.
Felicity, to Malcolm (via incorrectarrowquotes)
Malcolm:[answering the phone] Hello?
Tommy: It's Tommy.
Malcolm: What did he do this time?
Tommy: No, it's me, Tommy, it's actually me.
Malcolm: What did YOU do this time?
I’m a professional criminal and I find that disturbing.
Roy, about Malcolm (via incorrectarrowquotes)
Escaping from Nanda Parbat
Felicity: In Scooby Doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves and shit.
Malcolm: Can we not base our decisions on what does and doesn't happen in episodes of Scooby Doo, goddamnit?
Tommy: I got a message from someone that said I'm a piece of shit.
Oliver: Tell your dad I say hello.
bombcollar:
other people: i can’t RP villains :(( being mean is so hard omg :(
me:
Baby Ask Meme!
“I think I’m pregnant.”
“I’m pregnant.”
“I think I need to buy a pregnancy test.”
“I’m pregnant and it’s yours.”
“I’m not sure who the father is.”
“The baby’s coming!”
“…It’s twins.”
“I’m pregnant, but you’re not the father.”
“I’ve got somebody pregnant.”
“Shit, I’ve knocked her up!”
“I think we should adopt.”
“I want children.”
“I want a baby.”
“I don’t ever want kids.”
“There’s something wrong- I think it’s the baby!”
“Take me to the hospital, now!”
“I lost the baby…”
“Hey, meet ______ your son/daughter.”
“I’m having a baby!”
“We’re having a baby!”
“Surprise, I’m pregnant!”
“I think she’s pregnant.”
“I think she’s lying about the pregnancy.”
“I said you were the father but I lied.”
“I cheated on you and now I’m pregnant.”
“You may be their father but you’ll never be their dad.”
“My boyfriend/girlfriend left when I told them I was pregnant.”
“I’m not ready to be a mother/father!”
“I want an abortion.”
“I’m giving him/her up for adoption.”
“The doctor said there’s something wrong…”
“What do you mean ‘triplets’?!”
Reblog if your MUN is a female.
fix-meim-brokenxx:
I’m putting Malcolm on hiatus until the show starts back up. I’ve lost my muse for him lately, but I hope that if he’s in season 4 it’ll rekindle my muse
Tommy Merlyn: [badly hungover] My head hurts.
Malcolm Merlyn: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
REBLOG IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE GENDER OF THE MUN
It really irritates me when I see people freaking out (whether it be a nice way or a rude way) because the mun is male. I don’t really understand it…it’s really just rude to judge someone like that whether they are playing a male or a female. You can play a character the opposite gender of you but they can’t play the opposite gender of themselves? On top of it being rude, it’s hypocritical.
John Barrowman at Phoenix Comicon 2013 {X}
I think he’s thought of this before
still reblog that.
I’ve come too far to risk all this good luck
Wherein I present to you my favourite Harry Potter posts of all time.
Even if it may seem I only rp with a few certain people
I am always open to rp with anyone else. Don’t be afraid to come ask me, or just jump into one of my open posts.
Would you kindly reblog this post if you are willing to roleplay with non-mutuals?
Go anon and pretend to be my character's child.
(Bonus points if you drop subtle hints at who the other parent was.)
destroy me with the feels pleeeeeeeze