Incorrect Arrow Quotes

"I never said half the crap people said I did." - Oliver Queen ((track the tag: incorrect arrow quotes))

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Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

Oliver Queen

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Malcolm: Would you turn in your dad?

Tommy: I'd trade my dad for a tic tac.

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Roy: You ever feel like you're being watched?

Thea: All the time, when you look this good you have to get used to it.

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René: Curtis and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Curtis: Sentences.

René: Please don't interrupt me.

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Felicity: I hate this island. It's dirty. It's unhygienic. And what is that smell?

Diggle: That would be grass.

Felicity: It's disgusting.

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Curtis: Damn, it's really muggy out today.

Paul: If I go outside and all of are mugs are on the front lawn, I swear to God.

Curtis: *Sips coffee from a bowl*

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Curtis: Fact - I can jump higher than any tree.

Rene: The fuck? How?

Curtis: Trees can't jump...

Rene: I'll beat your goddamn ass.

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Oliver: Evelyn, can I speak to you for a minute?

Evelyn: Ooh, someone’s in trouble!

Evelyn: ...

Evelyn: It’s me. I don’t know why I did that.

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Oliver: Testing. Testing, Felicity, can you hear me?

Felicity: I’m standing right here.

Oliver: You’re coming through good and loud.

Felicity: ‘Cause I’m standing right here.

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Oliver: Evelyn stop eating in the middle of practice.

Evelyn: It's just a little candy bar. Rene has Panda Express!

Rene: [With a mouthful of food] Why are you persecuting me?

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I’m a very laid back person. I only care about two things - every person on earth and their opinion of me, and the crushing psychological weight of being alive.

Oliver Queen

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Evelyn: Would you please not Wild Dog this into a situation worse than it already is?

Rene: Hang on, did you just use my codename as a verb?

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Felicity: Just you wait and see. I'm gonna romance your freakin' ass off.

Oliver: That's beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?

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Quentin: This plan of Queen's, one assumes it is entirely legal?

Felicity: Of course.

Thea: Entirely.

Quentin: Right. Wasn't here. Didn't see it. Couldn't have stopped you.

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Oliver: What's your greatest weakness?

Rene: I'm uncooperative.

Oliver: Give me an example?

Rene: No.

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(Going over scenarios)

Oliver: If I'm shot what do you do?

Rene: Avenge you.

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Thea: I may be well-raised, but I can be loud.

Oliver: She can, breaks glass all the time.