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[male09-offical]

Hah, Gordon Freeman! And about time, too!

[aperturehrdept-official]

As you send probes throughout the multiverse, you stumble upon one that is quite... strange.

You can't find anyone. The universe is just... here. City 17, Aperture... it's all here, except... no one is there.

And amidst it all, the lights are still on, the combine's technology is still working, despite there being no one to operate or maintain them.

There are a couple places you think of to check, mainly Kleiner's labs, Black Mesa East, Aperture, and White Forest...

-@the-voidwalker-official

(Eli stands by the console in his TARDIS, peering at the small display screen in front of him..)

(He reaches over to a knob on the side of the screen, turning it to change the view..)

{ Still nothing..? I’ve been sitting here for three hours! something has to be alive out there! anything! }

{ There’s still foliage, but I haven’t seen any life other than that besides myself since I landed.. }

{ What the hell..? }

[male09-offical]

yo, wassup?

[mothcub]

We've all been there, Grungus.

[skinks]

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

[aperturehrdept-official]

Hey so the backrooms is out of copper wiring.

I took it all.

@male09-offical

( We weren’t even in there for a week! How on earth did you manage to do that?? )

[male09-offical]

Oh yeah, i went in again a couple of weeks after. Evaded a-syncs detection pretty easily, and I didn't see any of your detection equipment, come to think of it, I don't remember if you guys set any up.

And Black Mesa let me walk right in, cuz technically I never formally quit my job there.

[amoebaporn]

my hungry ass could never be an asbestos removal worker

[aperturehrdept-official]

( That is.. beyond concerning. )

( Especially considering how much of it is down here. )

( . . . )

( Remind me to never let Male_09 anywhere near the old office. )

[amoebaporn]

my hungry ass could never be an asbestos removal worker

[aperturehrdept-official]

( That is.. beyond concerning. )

( Especially considering how much of it is down here. )

( . . . )

( Remind me to never let Male_09 anywhere near the old office. )

[syn4k]

who else up trapped in that manmade hellish purgatory of technically being alive but feeling nothing and avoiding all your issues and nothing gives you joy so your life feels worthless

[male09-offical]

Me.

I relate.

[amoebaporn]

my hungry ass could never be an asbestos removal worker

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[nothereforthedrama]

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

[william-snekspeare]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available budget

[aroace-ryland-grace]

help I'm having ideas beyond my skill level

[male09-offical]

help I'm having ideas

[aperturehrdept-official]

Working on making the team have more distinct personalities.. current ideas are

-Eli being more unserious and sarcastic

-Icarus being a perfectionist and a nervous wreck

-Bosch being kind of an asshole (especially to black mesa employees due to past grudges (because he’s a variant of Cave.))

Also considering changing Icarus and Bosch’s names, though I keep getting stuck on the name Isaac for Icarus and that seems kinda unoriginal considering one of the team member’s names is, y’know, Eli.

Also wondering if I should’ve gone with the plan of having Bosch be a vortigaunt like I originally planned.

[male09-offical]

As long as you don't call him late to dinner.

[semtitulo]

who else has fantasized about the Nutrient Brick

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

"the glass is half empty" "the glass is half full" no. you're both wrong. the glass is full of pee #pissimist

[killer-offical]

can everyone give me their hear me outs. you better not give me some conventionally attractive shit✋️ ok

[male09-offical]

The eel from iron lung.

[killer-offical]

i haven't watched iron lung, but i automatically agree

[male09-offical]

This.

[killer-offical]

can everyone give me their hear me outs. you better not give me some conventionally attractive shit✋️ ok

[male09-offical]

The eel from iron lung.

[oneheadtoanother]

[slitherpunk]

[anh3-donia]

insane goodwill pickup

[male09-offical]

HOLY SHIT