Come on, let it go.

I found your stash, Rambo.

[captainheroism]

favorite characters of all time ✿ hermione granger

[fidgetingpetal]

[vkndr]

#b&v strikes again

[softestapril]

[poedad-deactivated20171226]

When you just wanted to make some new friends but instead you become involved in a government conspiracy

[deadbeatmaker]

This is a moodboard for when you’re scrolling through tumblr

[sextronautt]

how can lawyers argue without crying 

[lightspeedsound]

I am a lawyer and let me tell you It gets like super close dude

[vkndr]

[lovelysuggestions]

honey you’re getting caught up in things that don’t matter, take a break.

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

WHY DID A GROUP OF WHITE MEN WRITE LAWS FOR PEOPLE THAT WOULD BE BORN HUNDREDS OF YEARS LATER WHY ARENT WE ALOUD TO CHANGE AND REVISIT THE CONSITUTION AS TIME CHANGES SHIT THATS FROM 300 YEARS AGO DONT APPLY TO TODAY THE FUCK

[systlin]

You know, Thomas Jefferson said that Americans should revisit the Constitution every twenty years and re-write from scratch as needed to reflect the changing needs of society. 

[systlin]

The reason for this, he said, was that he feared that Americans would not view themselves as stakeholders in the foundation document of US law, and therefore become divorced from the idea of their own self-governance, and that politicians from the President down would become ‘like wolves’. 

*Looks around at America in 2017*

Yeah he fuckin called that shit. 

[wordsandshadows]

Thomas Jefferson: a perfect example of how even people who are the absolute worst can be right about stuff occasionally. 

[dailymarvelheroes]

[galaxystony]

he’s jUST A CHILD

[marvel-is-ruining-my-life]

[spudsexuall]

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

[ithelpstodream]

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love

[thorodinson]

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

[americachavez]

loki, after dropping his odin disguise: how did you know it was me????

thor: you were wearing a slutty bathrobe and got turned on when I threatened to recall mjolnir through your face

[5ummit]

#‘weirdly enough dad never did either of those things’