psychopath with an apron

[claycaduceus]

when u see the name of your state on your dash and you’re like

I LIVE THERE

[andbootsandcatsand]

More like

[saaxton-deactivated20161002]

^^^TRUTH^^^

[achievehunta]

REBLOG if you think Video Games can have an emotional impact on you.

Trying to prove something to my mom, so REBLOG if you think video games can have an emotional impact on your life like a book, or a song could.

[margaretroses]

[maleficent-z-blog]

Prince Edward (1965) - Prince George (2014)

[ointb]

[tango-mango]

This recipe makes only two cookies.

Albeit, two big, beautiful cookies. When I found this recipe, I liked the convenience factor of only five minutes prep time, and I loved the notion that I wouldn’t end up with a whole batch of cookies tempting me at every turn. However, I was skeptical. Would they be as good as my favorite Tollhouse? As it turned out, this is an awesome recipe, and those two cookies are every bit as good as their big batch buddies!

I’ve made these twice. The first time around the cookies turned out great, but they didn’t have that ooey-gooey factor that I was hoping for. I made some changes for the second batch, which totally did the trick.

If you like cookies that rise and then don’t deflate too much, follow the recipe exactly. If you want cookies that look mine pictured, use 1/4 cup flour minus 1 teaspoon. After you form the cookies, refrigerate them until cold, then remove from refrigerator and bring back up to almost room temperature before you bake.

A clever recipe from No. 2 Pencil.

Ingredients:

2 tablespoons room temperature butter

2 tablespoons firmly packed brown sugar

1 tablespoon granulated sugar

Pinch of kosher salt

1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract

1 egg yolk

1/4 teaspoon baking soda

1/4 cup all-purpose flour

3 heaping tablespoons of semisweet chocolate chips (I chopped mine)

Directions:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F and line a baking sheet with parchment paper.

Blend softened butter, sugars, salt, and vanilla together by hand. Add egg yolk and stir again. Add baking soda and flour and stir until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Form cookie dough into two balls and place on baking sheet. The cookies will spread during baking, so make sure they are several inches apart. Bake for 8 to 9 minutes, or until edges are golden brown.

Remove baking sheet from oven and give the baking sheet a firm, but careful bang on the counter top. This will deflate the cookie and give it a perfect wrinkly appearance. (I found this doesn’t always work, but I banged the baking sheet anyway.)

[curvefollower]

[bodypositivestatues]

It is time for a fucking revolution.

If the fashion industry thrives on newness and novelty then they are failing themselves.

If you want a ‘new twist on a classic style’ I’ve got one for you.

Make a pencil skirt for someone who is 5ft 3.

Make a white shirt that will button over my breasts.

Make a shift dress that doesn’t get ‘nipped in at the waist’.

Make a pair of shoes that won’t aggravate my ankle injury.

Make a ‘nude-coloured’ dress that is dark brown.

Make your plus-sized jeans in actual denim, not some shitty stretch fabric dyed blue.

You want a fresh take on the classics?

Try making your clothes for someone who isn’t six foot tall and a size 6.

For once.

Please.

[curxio]

oh and also make fucking steel-toed boots under the size mens 8 1/2

[talkmagically]

Make some form-fitting shirts that are thick enough to stop our bras from showing through.

Make sensitive skin-friendly buttons and clasps so we don’t have worry about the metal making us break out in contact dermatitis (that’s a localized rash that can easily become an infection, for the uninformed).

Make a long dress that is easy to go to the bathroom in.

Make a pair of jeans that actually fit in the crotch area instead of putting us at risk of a yeast infection (No “V”).

Make more dress shoes that aren’t heels.

Put more pockets in women’s clothes.

CREATE A FUCKING UNIVERSAL SIZING SYSTEM THAT MAKES SENSE.

[darksilenceinsuburbia]

Amen to all.

[the-art-student-in-221c-deactiv]

NO MORE FAKE POCKETS 

[miss-spooks]

Make “petite jeans” be petite in length, NOT give it a slimmer waist.

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

BOLDED FOR EMPHASIS

[reddingtton-blog]

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability. think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

[saaxton-deactivated20161002]

I have a new favorite superpower.

[maleficent-z-blog]

"What's the probability that Mary Fallin will win another election ever again?" 0%!!

[tastefullyoffensive]

Bunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out [boredpanda] Previously: Bears Doing Human Things

[maleficent-z-blog]

Who let the rabbits watch Miley Cyrus?!?

[buttermymuffins-deactivated2024]

[iamgoingtoeatyoursoul-blog]

THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS

[rockyhorrorpicturechic]

What am I going to do now?

[damndanyul]

You can die happily

[gaaraofsburbia]

#the blood oath is fulfilled #i am free

[centripulo-deactivated20180629]

HERE YOU GO GUYS HAVE A PRESENT

[deersten]

Take that seventh graders

[magalis]

Idol.

[lilacpinknebulae]

here is the sample she provided of the voice she used omg

[saaxton-deactivated20161002]

THAT’S PERFECT!

[smaug-thestupendous]

"I also did the motion capture" BC

bonus:

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

EXPERIMENT

Reblog if you would date a bisexual person

Like if you wouldn’t because there is “too much competition”

Trying to prove a point to an asshole

[funnyordie]

Lil’ Bitty Kitty Cat Treats

They’re suspiciously delicious.

[sandandglass]

[scipsy-blog]

[powerflouncing]

Test Your Vocabulary: how many words do you know?

Most Native English adult speakers who have taken the test fall in the range 20,000–35,000 words. And for foreign learners of English, we’ve found that the most common vocabulary size is from 2,500–9,000 words.

I scored 21,500 FUCK YES

[kotturstjarna]

20800

NOT BAD AT ALL

[solarpillar]

29,100…

I know less than aza orz

oh well makes sense since scholar and all but still orz

why losing to someone living in a country where English isn’t even the official language when it is the second language here aaaarrrgh

I need to shape up my vocabulary or how else I’m going to keep the fics good enough to trade for virtual dragon babies

[pettyartist]

32,100

AWW YISSS

What’s funny is that because I have been reading a lot of older works on my kindle lately, I actually learned a LOT of the words on that list from being able to highlight and have my device define words for me.

At least three of the words I was able to define on the list were ones I have read in the Three Musketeers series, haha.

[iamthatbeast]

41,000

[naamahdarling]

38,500

[melody-sillermoon]

31,000 

[gryphye]

32,500.  I have some studying to do.

[maleficent-z-blog]

30,500. I feel like the weakest link.

Goodbye.

[fndungeonmom]

VIVA LA PLUTO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

[vampiregerards]

DO YOU SEE THIS? DO YOU? ALL OF YOU WHO HAD WRITTEN OFF PLUTO, WHO HAD CROSSED IT OFF YOUR PLANET LIST? REMEMBER HOW IT WAS ‘TOO SMALL” TO BE A PLANET? HOW NASA, IN COLLABORATION WITH THE INTERNATIONAL ASTRONOMICAL UNION REMOVED ITS PLANETARY STATUS AND  CHANGED ITS NAME TO 134340? HOW EVERYONE THEN CONSIDERED THERE TO BE EIGHT PLANETS, NOT NINE?

BUT SOME OF US REMAINED LOYAL TO PLUTO. IT WAS NEVER FORGOTTEN. AND NOW HERE WE ARE, AND JUSTICE IS UPON US AFTER 8 YEARS.

BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? PLUTO HAS AT LEAST FIVE MOONS, A PRETTY BIG NUMBER FOR A ”DWARF-PLANET”, HUH? ESPECIALLY WHEN EARTH, QUITE BIGGER THAN PLUTO AND AN OFFICIAL PLANET ONLY HAS ONE. AND GUESS WHAT ELSE? ERIS, THE PLANET WHICH EVERYONE THOUGHT TO BE BIGGER THAN PLUTO, MAY NOT BE BIGGER AFTER ALL. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT PLUTO HAS AN ATMOSHPERE. THAT’S RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A SUPPOSEDLY NON-PLANET HAS AN ATMOSPHERE. AGAIN, ISN’T THAT IMPRESSIVE?

SO LOOK AT THIS. NEW FINDINGS, AND A NEW AGE FOR PLUTO. AN AGE OF RECOGNITION AND APPRECIATION. AND ALLOW ME TO CLOSE THIS -somewhat aggressive-PRESENTATION OF OPINION WITH THE MOTTO OF THE PLUTO APOLOGISTS: VIVA LA PLUTO!

[tom-from-acquisition]

Get “Viva la Pluto” to be a trending tag

[the-rain-monster]

Cookbooks

A NYC grad student working on food stamps for her thesis has released a free cookbook for those living on $4/day.

[vastderp]

SIG NAL BOO OO OO OOOST

[roachpatrol]

hello

[isozyme]

oooooh this is so nice!

[ransomdracalis]

I believe it’s important to eat well, even when you’re strapped for cash. It’s good for your health and energy! This cookbook is full of delicious and healthy recipes, the ingredients of which are fairly inexpensive.

[fuckingrecipes]

I ACKNOWLEDGE THIS WOMAN AS A FELLOW WARRIOR AND A FANTASTIC HUMAN BEING.