Big Maleus, Eye in the Skyleus

I see thy

[nikothefunkyskeleton]

First bit of uma smut I’ve made, this should be a wild ride

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you just teleported to the last game you played how is it going? {you're plot involved}

good

bad

great

awful

dead

I don't play games/results

Voting ended onAug 11

Soma 😔

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

Remaining time: 7 hours 29 minutes

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

(the constantly move ones would be like a tic)

[daftpatience]

[aberrantemotion]

I mean the funny part is that I overheat extremely easily, so this would he a boon for me?

[gumi-megpoidd]

i mean im fucked but its not. death. im just gonna wish i was

[shower-raccoon]

could be nice if it happens on a hot summer day, but it's going to suck in winter no matter what

[maleus-7069]

[ifwebefriends]

I feel like if Hanahaki disease was real in the House MD universe there’d be a whole episode about them treating a patient with it and they like lie or some shit about not telling so and so about their love or like the person they love is dead or something and so they try to cure them another way and the whole time House is like being a dick as always and making fun of them for it and like haha you won’t tell them you love them loser and then at the end of the episode the person the patient loves comes in at the last minute when the patient is on the brink of death and they confess and so the patient lives and gets a happy ending but then Wilson talks to House and says something like “the lengths people would go to to avoid rejection” and House would respond like “yeah these idiots would risk their lives just to not get their stupid feelings hurt” and then Wilson leaves and literally right after he’s gone House coughs up a few petals and barely reacts and just throws them into the trash or a fireplace or something and walks out into the hallway and the episode ends and it’s literally never brought up again

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[galactic-knightmare]

Being an Angst writer/artist is fun. Like yes I hope you all enjoy what I create and the storylines I craft. But also I want to drink a glass filled with your tears as you all plan to hunt me down for sport.

[realwizardshit]

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

[orcbardneeul]

You think I could afford to live in Orc City? On a war drummer's salary? I commute an hour and a half from the outlying Orc Metropolitan Area.

[orcboxer]

Well it is certainly cheaper than living under the elf king LOL!

[orcbardneeul]

Brother, anyone residing under the elf king's banner might be Alive, but they certainly aren't Living! 🤣😂🤣

[orcbardneeul]

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags the book that is physically nearest to you at this moment.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last song you listened to is your battle theme now how is it going

good

bad

great

awful

meh

perfect

results

Voting ended onAug 11

[maleus-7069]

God be damned i see why the himejoshis do it now

[fairy-type-pokemon]

assign prev one

vampire

siren

werewolf

unicorn

wizard

fairy

selkie

demon

jackalope

angel

ghost

elf

Voting ended onAug 10

[evenpeaks]

prepping for Friday

[emzzy]

i can't believe Big D's last words to Grimal was him telling her she can't handle her weed for shit 🤣🤣🤣.

(also I'm loosing it at how genuinely upset Grimal looks when D's telling her she wouldn't be able to handle his weed)

[thedeliaishere]

Hands you a drink that's so obviously spiked with love potion and looking at you with big wet eyes and starts to sniffle a little when you don't want to drink it

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have to dress in this style for the rest of your life!

(you do not have to follow the beliefs associated with the style if that style has associated beliefs. The wheel curse does not affect anything like that.)

Do you like it?

yes!!

it's okay I guess

no

NO.

I dress like this already

results/other/unsure

Voting ended onAug 6