I'm still in your attic

I'm back and I'm not paying due rent

[copepods]

i just met an actual wizard on the train and im grieving because i know i’ll never meet anyone that cool for the rest of my life

[copepods]

artists rendition

[lunar-lumi]

[notdayle]

Me and my girlfriend did a lil photo shoot in our regalia back in December

[notdayle]

Oh we’re engaged now btw 💍

[ravioliet]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

[teaboot]

I was too busy laughing to take a picture but my son answered the door last night ready for an adventure 😭😭😭

[teaboot]

IT HAPPENED AGAINNN

[wholesomepostarchive]

8/11/2026

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Someday, Time to Orbit: Unknown will be popular enough for some up and coming youtuber to make a three hour video essay pulling apart its worldbuilding and trying to get everyone riled up about how bad my understanding of physics and sociology is. Someday. I can make it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#Tto:u#SOCIOLOGIST REACTS#*five minutes in*#*pauses audiobook*#Okay so! Sociologists should Not be on the outside of spaceships#That is not their natural environment and is very stressfull for them

[osteoptimist]

Most sociologists are outside of spaceships

[lets-nuke-it-from-orbit]

And they’re very stressed!

[followthebluebell]

Made out of pipe cleaners by someone's who's only had cats described to them.

[mangonetics]

elven milf at gamestop told me she's got active enchantments older than me and it was supposed to be a dismissive insult but I got so hard I couldn't walk straight

[seafooms]

fox themed utah for a friend :3 what she lookin at i wonder

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[wiltking]

you really can reach a point with transgender enlightenment wherein you can attribute any bodily feature silhouette and detail to any gender regardless of typical cisgender aesthetic connotations. anything can be a man's body if the person in it is a man. anything can be a woman's body if the person in it is a woman. anything can be a genderless body if the person in it is genderless. and so on. the only thing that matters is the personhood within and whether you are willing to look and know and see it. open your eyes. keep trying until you no longer flinch or turn away in shame or anger or confusion.

[imoanurparentsnames]

thought this post was appropriate

[grocki]

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

[grocki]

sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

[penny-anna]

insane google AI pull today

[penny-anna]

a while ago at work i was using a henry hoover to clean something up and i felt it snag on something so i turn around and his little face is smirking at me around the edge of a doorframe like :3 and i just felt a surge of hatred for this unfeeling machine and anyway that's how it feels whenever google AI tries to talk to me like its a person

[squeakitties]

please valve give these people Something

[pangur-and-grim]

what's the spider book 👀

I’m very happy you asked!

so we begin: an evil alien brain slug is infiltrating the Canadian parliament with its troop. his troop-leader has already secured the body of Canada’s future prime minister. he’s in the body of the prime minister’s son, and is pretending to be him (going to classes, following his routine, etc) UNTIL!!!! HE GETS HIT BT A TRUCK!!

the slug wakes up in a mausoleum. a glowing golden goddess tasks him with killing the demon king. he says “what?” but unfortunately the processes are already processing. he wakes up again: he’s in the body of a (formerly) dead prince, in medieval fantasy Britain.

seems pretty straight forward, right? well here’s the twist. in the depths of a castle, he finds a grey-skinned human/spider hybrid being held captive. this “spider man” has an eight pack. the slug is affected by the eight pack.

and now the spider is coming along on their crusade to kill the demon king. but wait! freeing him from imprisonment might have had consequences. the consequences being, the slug is now bondaged to the gills and being dragged underground, where the spider’s gigantic cannibalistic mother awaits.

and what happens next?? will the slug find a way to contact his troops, and resume their alien invasion in this new fantastical world? how will they fight the demon king? will the slug have anal sex with the spider? you’ll have to read to find out!

it’s called The Ignoble Invasion of Prince Proculo, and currently it’s in pre-order

[pangur-and-grim]

a fun detail for this is that my editor was arachnophobic! but the spider guy still ended up being her favourite character

[pangur-and-grim]

actually now that I’m thinking about it, only four people on earth have read it so far, and two of them have arachnophobia. so 50% of the book’s current reader base are actively afraid of spiders

[innerchildabortionclinic]

these people are so annoying omg why are you fantasizing about copyright striking someone

[innerchildabortionclinic]

MY biggest fear as an artist: thunderstorms. thunder loud and scary

[snoopylovessoup]