rani malfoy

its ur fav most sarcastic slytherin

[foxdear]

Stop vague blogging. Start name dropping. Start getting into internet fights every day. Lose yourself

[all-the-daisies-in-her-hair]

[furrypost-generator]

extroverted person: hey dude check out this sick skateboard ollie haha lol anyways let’s go interact with society introverted person: shut up I’m trying to astral project myself into my fursona

[animalbody]

depression meal: dusty glass of lukewarm water that’s been sitting on your dresser for a week

[quiffturner-deactivated20130213]

wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]

[angel-the-ebe]

[0140140142-deactivated20131109]

[x-slytherinpride-x]

Even More Slytherin Things

-Casual flirting

-Rolling eyes

-Eyeliner and Jawline could stab

-Gossip with the mermaids

-Marble

-Using unnecessarily long words in an argument to annoy people

-Perfectly crafted insults

-High heels or literal hotel slippers there’s no in between

-Backup plan for the backup plan

-If you pretend to have the authority to do the thing, you will most likely get away with doing the thing

-Always has tea

-Very opinionated

-Vinyl

-Will call you out if you get undeserved attention

-Fancy planner with everything in it

-The best excuses

-Teachers pet only to be able to get away with more

-Shakespeare references

[jayce]

[hounddogsrunning]

[chamerionwrites]

When you are 5′10″ and your best friend is 5′1″

[sobeitjayt]

Mom: your rooms dirty

Me: then stay out of it

[milkwave]

mom:

[crashyourcrew-deactivated202001]

Lol

[sow-ay]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

im deleting all feelings i dont know her

[viralthings]

Before and after I sign good boy to my deaf dog

[archiemcphee]

[ramsescachorro]

Who Is She?

[maryjblige]