stay løw

[agentdalecooper]

today i was talking to my coworker jess and she said to me “i’ve been trying to think of how to tell my husband that i want a horse. i’m really non confrontational and i don’t know how to tell him. like, thanks for the flowers, but i want a horse.” and i was like, “well, you could always send him subliminal messages. like tape pictures of horses all over the walls and stuff” and she gave me this really weird look and was like “i said divorce not horse“ oh my god…

[agentdalecooper]

classic material

[reinasof]

ur full of yourself tbh

you would be too if you were beautiful and interesting

[harryisart]

+

[malibomb]

mac being mac at his show in indy

[justharried-deactivated20240308]

I hope you can all appreciate the effort it took to take this photo. My hands were 100% shaking.

Harry Styles: I adore you.

Harry Styles, Glasgow, 02.11.2017.

[1999gorl]

[herosnevertry-blog]

[malibomb]

so haven’t used tumblr in while so i came back to check in on things and y’all are still unfunny and reaching everyday as usual…im not deleting my blog but i definitely won’t be that active because i physically hate this website 

[avpdkaneki]

someone: do u want to go do this thing w me

me: ……………in theory

[wordsnquotes]

Sorry if I’m slow. Opening up to people is not a skill of mine.

Kiera Cass, The Crown (via wordsnquotes)

[robpilled]

MASTER OF KARATE  💪

AND FRIENDSHIP  👏

FOR EVERYONE 🌞

[dicksoutsuggestion]

dicks out for newpussycat

[pherae-moved-deactivated2016122]

what’s newpussycat

[dicksoutsuggestion]

WHOA WHOA OOOHH

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via imgur)

[meagannaise-deactivated20170118]

Oh my god. What a Good Dog.

[shuseph]

remember when i said twitter threads were the worst thing to happen in 2016

[jovan]

I’m her deconstructing whatever it is she’s trying to deconstruct

[arizonarobbinsgf-deactivated201]

[joshmuratori]

[laurenmichelle310]

you ever open this app and be like “nah”