Idk how u got here

An abandoned storage unit worth of posts

[animusrox]

Office Space (1999) dir. Mike Judge

[bumblingbabooshka]

[sirgawin]

new shane meme just dropped

[funnytwittertweets]

[man-erg]

tumblr users logging in today to discover the changed nsfw policies

[seerya]

Tag yourself. I'm Kade.

[linusbenjamin]

mr. darcy tries to tell elizabeth how he feels about her and he fails :/

[portraitoftheoddity]

Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???

[kasphyxia-deactivated20210107]

need a girlfriend so i can deactivate for good

[rottingfacade]

[kasphyxia-deactivated20220529]

Bad news everyone

[funnytwittertweets]

[pukicho]

I cast spell that makes you get out of bed too fast and get dizzy

[vanessa-reyes-6777]

That's just iron deficiency

[pukicho]

I cast spell give you iron deficiency

[catasters]

[madderhatter]

This is the man who changes all the clocks around the world when the Daylight Savings Time begins

[infjdoodles]

[shesnake]

never bothered watching the movie but I feel this frame on a spiritual level

[gharibajameel]

lions are like transgendering lol

[shayhammowolf]

Explain

[gharibajameel]

LOL theyre just transgedering :)

[sonic-wildfire]

Game over, Republicans

[yourfriendlylocalbogbody-deacti]

TRANS PRIDE

[itsadragonaesthetic]

This is trans chicken erasure culture

If something happens to a hen’s ovary and it ceases to function for whatever reason, the other gland will turn on, producing male sex hormones. The hen will grow longer and prettier feathers, a claw on their feet, a bigger comb, and they will begin to crow. Some, especially if they are influenced by other roosters, will begin to act aggressive, and protective over hens. The only way you can really tell if they were born a hen at that point is if you notice the rooster isn’t impregnating any females and by doing a blood test. Some people also say that their trans roosters tend to be a little bit sloppy at being a rooster if they didn’t have any roosters to teach them.

[ultimatebottom69]

The Chicken are what

[the-bafflement-of-scotland-yard]

TRANS CHIMKEN

[ziraseal]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ysabelmystic]

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

[martianaviator]

Purgatory

[sharper-and-bigger]

The Garden of Death

Watercolor and gouache by Hugo Simberg, 1896