god keep me from ever completing anything

sam, he/they, late-20s

[talesfromthecrypts]

I've got time to kill.

[wardengrill]

You know, these stories get so exaggerated over time | Widow’s Bay 1.01

[malkavianrhapsody]

one week of unemployment and already regularly going to bed at 5am. i am sure this will have no negative consequences

[partingglances1986]

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

[lgbtqforeverything]

i hate it here i’m going to (remembers that suicide jokes are bad for mental health) move to santa carla

[fairycosmos]

does anyone know why my skin is sparkling and i have this insatiable blood lust

[fairycosmos]

my guess is weak immune system

[goryhorroor]

130 favorite horror movies: (128/130)

"i think people are just afraid of suffering. or of being alone."

-humanist vampire seeking consenting suicidal person (2023) dir. ariane louis-seize

[tumblewheel]

[sheepiebeepie-deactivated202603]

Before committing an act of violence, think: "how would this reflect on the public opinion of my favorite band"

[skarchomp]

5-HOUR VIDEO ESSAY "THE THING YOU LIKE SUCKS": i don't agree and can tell you're simply courting controversy in order to work the algorithm. i will not watch the video. blocked.

5-HOUR VIDEO ESSAY "THE THING YOU LIKE RULES": i already knew that. i will not watch the video. blocked.

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[ndnbutch]

but if I were to say that I don’t think vampires inherently and universally represent queerness and that if that’s the only way you engage with any story containing a vampire then a lot of very important messages are going to go straight over your head? i would be killed to death.

[cutshaw]

every couple of years there's a new superhero movie that will have many people telling you "no I know marvel is bad but this one is different, it's really good!" stay vigilant. it's gonna be bad

[soundoftheirwings]

A good fictional character needs to go through all of these sequentially in their narrative arc

[hypokeimena]

[image description: screenshot defining the word fey /fā/ (adjective)

Overrefined, exaggerated, or affected.

Effeminate.

Having or displaying an otherworldly, magical, or fairylike aspect or quality.

Having visionary power; clairvoyant.

Appearing touched or crazy, as if under a spell.

Fated to die soon. /end description]

[orteil42]

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

[strangeindividual69]

sometimes when a movie starts there is a scary lion but don't be scared

[olympain]

Mr. Hades is a mighty king Must be making some mighty big deals Seems like he owns everything Kind of makes you wonder how it feels