highly illogical, captain

hockey side blog | she/her | also cries about taylor swift

[malkin-mind-meld]

In case it needs to be said, my beloved blorbo teams:

🐧 Penguins: my main squeeze

🦑 Kraken: too many penguins here for me not to love them

😈 Devils: I live in NYC and obviously I can’t be a rags fan (see main squeeze) but I love watching these cuties

🗡️💛 Golden Knights: the definition of “oh no I’m invested now” I’m mad at them now and wish for their destruction unfortunately I’m also in love with Mitch Marner so idk expect chaos from me but please know two things: fuck tr*mp and I will ALWAYS believe survivors

🐱 Panthers: look I just love Matthew Tkachuk but I got way too invested in the whole team of hams I no longer support them but you might see some misc panthers content

Oh yeah and this is a figure skating blog too ⛸️✨

[attackingmidfielder]

how the news of Babcock actually being hired finds me. my condolences to every oilers fan on this app, as well as all the non-core players and non front office staff in Edmonton

[turnagain]

canes 12 million under cap and still have all of their upcoming 1st rounders including a dallas 2028 1st. come on man

[turnagain]

this could only be the work of pronouns in bio gm

[visenyaism]

there’s something to the concept of inventing a genre of fanfiction entirely about what if gay men experienced severe reproductive coercion and hyper-restrictive misogynistic gender roles related to pregnancy (werewolves also there sometimes) (important) and it being written predominately by women and genderqueer people. but I don’t know what it is so I just have to rotate it around like a jewel to examine all the facets in the sunlight

[howdysebby]

seth jarvis is about to have a mamma mia 2 style summer sleeping with his boycule and then 20 years later his child invites them all to their draft and they have a mamma mia draft weekend

[dzekdzek]

daily affirmations:

I am not a jinx to the team I am rooting for

I am allowed to watch a game because my viewership will not alter the outcome of the game

I am but a drop in the bucket and the world is not affected by me watching a game

The score did not change because you looked at it funny

[nuge]

booing is not enough i need canes to psychologically demolish c*rter h*rt so badly that he never plays again

[rimouskis]

NMC, baby!!!!

[rimouskis]

everyone come here. hold my hand 🫴. evgeni malkin forever.

[ticklefightgeno]

"were you worried?" i'm going to kill him ahahaha i love him. and he loves to troll us

[toffcake]

penguin forever

[toffcake]

BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[johntauvares]

[mack-will]

canada/slovenia: may 22, 2026

↳ requested by anonymous

[sidsrockingchair]

[pwhl-mybeloved]

it’s really been a great 24 hours for ppl down bad for abby roque

[bagelsunshinecoffee]

Superstition unlocked: a team can not win the Walter Cup without Maggie Flaherty