I have no idea what I'm doing.

Melissa | she/her | bisexual | Anime, books, and pandas. Lots of random posts with anime sprinkled in. Icon by my favorite instagram potato: @suudoodles and banner perfection courtesy of @artinggrace Blame tumblr user @acetate-ai for my queue tag.

[rdjlock]

yes

[kyrstin]

PLEASE imagine being the person in line behind percy when he tried to put a fucking sand dollar into the vending machine at school

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

I just love how this also implies that when Percy Jackson was given a profound gift of currency from his father, a literal god, with the ominous statement that ‘he would know when to spend it’, he figured that a fucking snack from his high school vending machine was worth it.

[pinkdiamondprince]

So like, Eraserhead.

Imagine you’re a pro hero who hates the media, you hate it so much and you avoid it whenever you can. Because of this no one knows who you are, and you like it that way, cause if people haven’t heard of you, villains will be caught by surprise when fighting you. You try very hard to make sure your image and information on you doesn’t get out.

But there’s this one blog.

This one blog from some hero fanatic, that has profiles on ALL the heroes, including you. How?? You avoid attention like the plague. They must have scraped together every moment you were fleetingly caught on camera, every one-word interview you got cornered into. The ravings of villains as they were taken away. This, one, GODDAMN blog has pulled it all together to put it on the internet and jabbered all about your quirk and your capture techniques and fighting style.

And you hate it. You stalk the profile and you can tell it’s obviously just some rabid hero fan who doesn’t mean any harm, the stuff on All Might is about 20x longer than anything they have on you. But it still pisses you off that this person could collect so much information on you and fling it up for everyone to see. And you almost want to track this person down to make them cut it out but you know it’s not worth it.

Then, cut to the beginning of the school year, and you’ve got your new students. You’re ready to put them in their place, lay down the rules, so you use your quirk on this one shy kid you know isn’t going to last the year.

And this kid takes one look at the goggles around your neck and is like “Those goggles, you’re Eraserhead!!”

And you realize.

THIS

GODDAMN

KID-

[pinkdiamondprince]

Midoriya at the USJ: Wait Aizawa-sensei! You’re specialty is sneak attacks against single enemies! You’re at a disadvantage here-

Aizawa: Hey kid could you perhaps SHUT THE FUCK UP??

[lesbiansforjohnnymarr]

[anarchohellenism]

Ah yes, the sexualities: straight, confused, i don’t have to tell you, what are you, a cop? Fuck off, and More ™

[fymyheroacademia]

The Cover Art for My Hero Academia movie - The Two Heroes BD & DVD is out. Will be on sale February 13, 2019.

[catchymemes]

A drink or two

[beif0ngs]

MegaHouse presents: Luffy ✘ Bonds collection

[droolingdemon]

gear 2nd

[the-crooked-library]

online friendships are a delicate mix of “i know all your deepest secrets” and “wait you’re not left-handed”

[justacookieofacumberbatch]

And “hey, I wrote some porn for you.”

[chaneladdict]

“Also, what is your name again?”

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

[dancinggryffindors]

It does make you sick. Literally.

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

[kamerim]

[30minutememes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[delicatelytoobear]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

every single time i tell people i plan on living in a haunted lighthouse and need a plan to afford a historical building like that, every single person, including my Mom, says “you could just build a new one and kill someone in it” and that’s why im never attending any of my friends’ housewarming parties

[fayrunravel]

[shevoj1207]

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. 

Lawlu Commission art by @simplymarbles  ♥