if you yearn enough your ass gets fat

adriana, 30s, she/her. ☕️ loves bisexuality, vampirism, and heated rivalry. prev joenicky

[shaneholeander]

it's been 84 years. 🧍‍♂️

bisexual and annoying about it. i always have a show and/or a book that consumes my every waking thought. prefers hot coffee over iced. usually sides with the morally grey female character. multifandom and always tagged (although it has been taken over by the gay hockey show...i'm only human).

expect to see lots of heated rivalry / hudcon, interview with the vampire / the vampire lestat

links old edits | books i'm reading | hr fic recs

previous urls joenicky, biandevil, gwengaycy, werewolfarchery, crissexual (if you go waaay back) 

this blog is frequently nsfw

[shaneholeander]

staring off my pride month with a sad (but necessary) read

[ily-a]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.02 | 1.06

[funny-tik-toks]

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[neptunecity]

ㅤꨄ︎ | also posted on Instagram & Twitter

[fucking-relax]

be purposeful with your wellbeing

this could include:

let yourself move to music however you wish

doing small stretches during periods of waiting

celebrate when you do a task

reflect on the joyful mundane

ask: what is one thing you can do in this moment to make yourself more comfortable?

set aside time in your schedule to do whatever the fuck

[littlegirlinvisible]

HUDCON WEEK 2026 Day 6 — May 16: Actor versus character ↪ CONNOR STORRIE: woodstock in human form SHANE HOLLANDER: snoopy in human form ILYA ROZANOV & HUDSON WILLIAMS: beautiful menaces to society 

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[storm-of-feathers]

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

[storm-of-feathers]

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[bandsanitizer]

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[anyanary]

[hollanderthoughts]

Bouncin on it

[hollanderthoughts]

Maybe I just haven’t met the right woman….

[hollanderthoughts]

……..bouncin on it

[shaneholeander]

the accusations that “stop! that! train!” used generative ai are false. the director has confirmed that no ai was used in the film so let’s stop spreading that please