hole.

adriana (she/her) ☕️ if you yearn enough your ass gets fat. prev joenicky

[shaneholeander]

it's been 84 years. 🧍‍♂️

bisexual and annoying about it. i always have a show and/or a book that consumes my every waking thought. prefers hot coffee over iced. usually sides with the morally grey female character. multifandom and always tagged (although it has been taken over by the gay hockey show...i'm only human).

expect to see lots of heated rivalry / hudcon, interview with the vampire / the vampire lestat

links old edits | books i'm reading | hr fic recs

previous urls joenicky, biandevil, gwengaycy, werewolfarchery, crissexual (if you go waaay back) 

this blog is frequently nsfw

[klimtsonian]

HOT MONK SUMMER 💥💥💥

[kissingpractise]

i know shane is a bottom and ilya is a top and they both prefer it that way, but shane is also a man of taste and i think we as a fandom are drastically under-using ilya's fantastic ass in fic. theres no way in hell shane wouldn't be grabbing that thing whenever possible. i'm pretty sure he's looking at ilya's ass in the shower scene when he gets hard. shane's grabbing that thing when they make out, he's slipping his hand into ilya's back pocket, he's smacking his ass in the kitchen. he's not smacking his ass in the cens locker room because he's still shane but he's thinking Very Hard about it. he eats it at least once a week. like if your partner had that ass would you be able to resist? shane is only human. #letshanegrabsomeass

[dailyconnorstorrie]

Heated Rivalry’s Connor Storrie Gets Ready For His First Fashion Show with Vogue

[ily-a]

#SHANE ON ILYA'S LAP sexual comfort -> emotional comfort -> reassuring comfort

[shaneholeander]

YAYYYY

[fuckrozanov]

fic rec: ripe by saltandbyrne

i don’t think i took a breath the whole time i was reading this…what’s the next best thing to physically crawling inside someone’s skin. how close can you get to consuming someone without ever taking a bite. what if all the gross ugly things were made tender and clean through the sheer power of LOVE and DEVOTION. wow. wow wow wow

[frogmood]

500 years from now there’s gonna be some film historian who’s entire career is built off of searching for a copy of goncharov

[rainstormyday]

and they're never gonna find it cuz they fucking took it off poob

[sunnypeachyy]

shaneberry ˙ ✩°˖🫐 ⋆｡˚꩜

[ohlittlefox]

happy valentine’s day ♡

[probablily]

Time for zoom quiz 2!! I hope you all have been reheating with an eye for detail...

Lily's HR Zoom Quiz 2

Hi! There are 40 multiple choice questions with zoomed in screencaps of Heated Rivalry episodes. Please select the correct episode each scre

I will be personally sending badges to the first 500 responses and/or the first week of the quiz being live, whichever happens first, then I'll make the badges accessible for anyone!

find the original zoom quiz here

[cherubinas]

uma thurman should not have been in the movie. quynh should have been the big bad. the movie should have been about the emotional weight of andy and quynh reconnecting and andy's mortality that should have been contrasted with nile coming to terms with her new immortality and what that means for her and how that affects her family with the subplot of booker earning forgiveness and learning how to live with his ghosts and not just survive and they should have Talked About It, especially joe and nicky, who were undeniably the ones most hurt with his betrayal and uma thurman should not have been in the fucking movie

[shaneholeander]

I actually haven’t explored the nsfw hollanov art tag on ao3 and I have been MISSING OUT

[tepkunset]

I feel like simply calling JK Rowling a transphobe isn't strong enough anymore. Like. This is not your grandpa calling you by your deadname at a restaurant kind of transphobic. This is her wanting to eradicate all trans people (with an extra special hatred towards trans women specifically). This is her trying just that by personally funding transphobic hate groups with millions to push around laws in the UK. It is not hyperbolic to call her a dangerous, genocidal maniac.

It's not about cancelling a problematic writer. It's about literally trying to save lives by denying her as much money and power as possible.

[gurlsrool]

wait all this talk about a hypothetical Scott and Kip divorce got me thinking…

Imagine Scott’s at an all star game, drunk off his ass at the bar. Shane walks in and leans on the bar and Scott notices that Shane’s not wearing his wedding ring. Shane always wears his ring off the ice, there have been fucking articles about how Ilya wears his on a chain and Shane doesn’t

Scott audibly sighs and Shane looks over at him. Scott’s too drunk not to say, “Fuck, sorry, I’m just so glad I’m not alone. When did it happen? It was the fucking media, right? That was part of it for us. All this pressure to be perfect. Who can live up to that?”

Shane’s like, “Uh. What?”

Scott’s like, “Sorry. Probably still fresh, huh? It is for me. I’m just glad I won’t be the only gay divorcé in the league. Hey maybe we could time our announcements so they come out at the same time? Soften the blow for each other? Or, no, that could get political fast” Scott keeps drunkenly rambling on

Shane’s just standing there, panicked, trying to figure out the best way to break the news that the only reason he’s not wearing his wedding ring is because it really breaks his immersion in their roleplay that he’s a random slut Ilya’s picking up at the bar

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day