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hollanov honeymoon scenes
One day at the cottage, Shane and Ilya wake up super early and they're both hard, so obviously they have lazy morning sex about it. Then they fall asleep and when they wake up again they go for round two, then a third one in the shower.
"Three rounds before breakfast," Shane comments while they're drying off. "That has to be a personal record."
As soon as he's said it, he and Ilya lock eyes, the same idea occurring to them both.
This is how they end up spending the whole day trying to wring as many orgasms out of each other as physically possible.
It's fun at first, a little bit aggressive in a playful way. They try out new positions and chirp each other ("That's five for me, try to keep up Hollander!") and just generally have a great time with it.
As it takes them longer and longer to get hard after each round, the mood shifts. They are nearly constantly touching and it should get to be too much, shouldn't it, but instead it's like something's been unlocked for them, a bottomless hunger kept at bay for years because they never had enough time to satiate it.
They have time now and they are gorging themselves. It's desperate, almost frenzied, and they're not even talking in between rounds anymore, too busy kissing every inch of each other they can reach.
Eventually, they start to get tired. They've been sore for hours and it's starting to get painful now, so again the mood shifts. The touches turn gentler. Ilya spoons Shane and fucks into him, hips just barely moving because it's painful for the both of them but neither one wants to stop.
That last round lasts forever and by the time they finally come, they're both crying. Shane turns around as soon as Ilya slips out of him, giving him the softest, most tender little kiss.
"I really don't wanna get up to shower," he mutters, the first clear words spoken by either of them in hours. "I don't know if I can even walk right now. This was a terrible idea."
Ilya laughs. "It was maybe not a good one," he agrees. "I think my dick might fall off."
"Mine too," Shane groans. He tucks his face in the crook of Ilya's neck, where he is warm and sticky with sweat. It would gross Shane out if he wasn't also sweaty all over. "At least we broke double digits."
"It was a worthy sacrifice."
shane being a john mayer enjoyer đ
He doesnât realize Free Fallonâ is a cover.
on the topic of shane being a jock i want to say that i fully believe he has no idea how womens hair works svetlana shows up with straight hair one day and hes like [privately, in his mind] howâŚâŚdid she do that
happy late hollanoversary :DD imagine this is a framed photo of shane and ilya taken by yuna at the cottage sometime after they get married in 2021 :)) hehe
filled with glee imagining shane and ilya invited to a world cup game and shane is just making a bitch face the entire time. arms crossed brows furrowed lips permanently in pout mode as he mutters and goes "i would've made that goal" to ilya every five minutes. every time a player goes down and is grabbing their knee in a dramatic passion shane rolls his eyes and is like "i bet that didn't even hurt" and the whole time ilya is loving it he loves his bitchy shane so much #hisbitchyshane
not to paraphrase my own post but ilya âlikes to cause a hurt then soothe it to know his impact was feltâ rozanov and shane âit has to hurt a bit to feel realâ hollander. most sexually compatible people ALIVE. AND THEY ARE ALIVE. TO ME
random low stakes hollanov things that are canon to me:
shane's Slutty Shorts⢠that he uses as a sex signal at home
shane and ilya KILL at charades. the cens play this together for the first time at a bbq and make the mistake of letting hollanov be partners and since then have never made the same mistake again. they can read each other's minds. ilya knows the answer based on the way shane's eyebrow moves up. shane sees ilya's right pinky twitch and knows the exact answer without ilya acting out anything
ilya is somehow locked into all the drama happening in the league and shane (although he will probably deny it) is such a sucker for the gossip. after league events (the awards/all stars), they spend at least an hour talking about all the tea that ilya's collected while doing their night routine or while lying in bed and shane eats it up
shane loves tracing ilya's moles on his back when they're lying in bed (he will also sometimes trace out hockey formations with them and gets called out by ilya immediately every time) (ilya loves it)
ilya sometimes hides the sunscreen during summers at the cottage cause he wants to see more freckles; shane, however, always finds it cause he doesn't play about sun care and "no i'm not risking getting skin cancer just cause you like my fucking freckles, ilya"
ilya's lockscreen on his phone is a rotating album of shane and anya pictures; shane's used to be one of the basic default ones, but he changes it to a picture of ilya holding puppy anya like a baby the second they get home after their meeting with crowell
shane is chronically offline (duh) but importantly, that means that he almost always falls for every single tiktok trend that ilya tries with him (the only times he doesn't is when rose sends them to him first)
shane doesn't really ever post insta stories (see above) besides sponsorships and occasionally reposting the centaurs account BUT every once in a while (namely, when ilya does a sexy ad), his jealousy pipes up enough that he'll post a picture of him and ilya. usually without their faces but always very clear that it's them because he likes making sure the internet knows that ilya is his
ilya sees a video of the classic college girl dorm polaroid wall once and decides they need one so now everyone who visits their ottawa home gets a polaroid on the wall. but ilya and shane take so many polaroids of each other randomly that it becomes more of a collage of them (because the whole "we can finally take and put pictures up of us together in the house we share" of it all)
they're jock4jock !! also can turn literally anything under the sun into a competition (bood has a list of games in his notes app that have now been banned during roadies because of this btw)
Geralt is such a good protag to me because he is an impossibly good monster hunter and swordsman, has 1/3 of the continent's population (male and female) in love with him, is very articulate and intelligent- and yet he is still a bit of a loser. Girldad to deeply concerning teenager. Is in a 30-year-long situationship. Falls out with his best friend like they're on the playground. Spends all the money he barely scrapes up on a new jacket. Immediately ruins said jacket. So it goes.
goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day
what if we were coworkers who were also soulmates that rose to fame so quickly that when we reunited, all the cameras were so bright that we had to create a little tunnel for just us to see each other and have a moment alone like this
ILYAâS VOICE: PUT THEM BACK ON, PLEASE.
HUDSON WILLIAMS Behind the scenes for Timid Magazine (2025)
whatever you do, don't listen to this song and think about shane and ilya at 75
I've loved you for a hundred years
Certainly fucking feels like it
The minute I met you, the colours of my life began to pour
I'm scared of the dark
And now, even though you're mad, and these memories won't stay
That's okay
'Cause now I get to meet you for the first time every single day
Shane two days after their big âI love youâ moment at the cottage once again sitting up against the headboard staring off into nothingness. Ilya wakes up himself this time & immediately flops onto Shaneâs chest & is joking around goinf Haha babe are you planning our entire future some more? This time can you tell me at what point we adopt a dog? But then Shane very seriously goes âI told you not to jump.â & now Ilya is staring at him wondering if heâs too tired for his brain to actually comprehend English or if Shane is just saying shit but then Shane goes âthe MLH awards. In 2011 on the rooftop. You looked so sad & I told you losing wasnât worth jumping over. I didnât know. Fuck Iâm so sorry but I didnât know.â & now there are tears in Shaneâs eyes but Ilya doesnât even really remember what heâs talking about. He knows Shane means winning rookie of the year, remembers making out with him that night, but every other detail is blurry. But also Shane is crying & apologizing for a throwaway comment he made once years ago & his eyes are shining in the moonlight & heâs so beautiful & cares about Ilya so much that Ilya canât stop the tears from welling up in his own eyes as he hugs Shane close & promises him that itâs okay, really
Ilya after an Ottawa vs Boston game âSorry boys, I canât go out tonight. The old ball and chain wants me home.â
ââŚYou mean Hollzy?â
âFirst of all, Shane would never chain me down, he picks me up he is the wind beneath my wings. He is the light of my life my moon and my stars. He doesnât bring me down, he raises me up. Donât you dare ever fucking suggest that again. I meant Cliff Marlow. Weâre cooking him dinner.â
spain can we fucking lock in please. lock in for me please. i need you to lock in