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guys how funny would it be to start referring to my husband as my "former ex"

#for context we dated briefly in like 2015 then broke it off #then started dating again in 2017 and well #here we are!!

the crazy thing about algorithms that are constantly tracking me and my habits to figure out what I like is that they very often have no idea what I like. they're actually pretty terrible at their one and only job. youtube is absolutely convinced that I want to watch reactslop from vtubers I've never heard of when most of what I'm listening to at any given moment is snapcube vods and northernlion with a dash of hank green.

rohirric-hunter

In the pursuit of feeding the DuckTales obsession I dug up some relevant old Disney comics and I've been saving some of my favorite panels

What an odd thing to say

Donald is generally the most relatable character in these

Scrooge has his moments, though

Me at my last job talking to Certain Coworkers

The meme potential of these comics is off the charts, why aren't we utilizing these more

Enjoying this version of Scrooge who doesn't know what inflation is

No that seems normal to me

This one's for all the Tumblr girlies who feel the need to overexplain their random bouts of outlandish hostility

casting a curse on zelda fans everywhere, manifesting the OoT remake to be a Wild-like

#zelda #tloz #oot remake

framentastic

The sinners in my style (+ honorable mention Dante)

mombodryoshu

to keep your memory alive is to keep you alive at all

it's honestly fucked up how much Library of Ruina completely skewed the way many fans view the scale of strength in the City. We've got people coming off Canto IX and theorizing how the LCB would fare against the Library and like, pal, I've got bad news. The LCB would struggle against a single Assistant Librarian right now. Like that would be an end-stage boss with an assist unit there to help us. I have no doubt that the Assistant Librarians are in the ballpark of ~LV 85, to put it in the dubious terms of Limbus's leveling system. We're debatably Urban Nightmare right now, that's it.

#project moon #limbus company #library of ruina

meluusea

chesed scribbles because i miss him

7dmom

You know how like there is a atom of hitler in all water on earth well this also means there are herb atoms in all medicine so iy is actually all herbal medicine

that-house

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

that-house

please i've already hurt so much

wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se

Nobody is doing emo edgelord like Jin xenoblade.

When his girlfriend died, he plunged his hand into her chest, ripped her heart out, and then stuck it inside his own chest so that he could keep her heart beating forever. He refers to this as "eating" her. He hallucinates her floating off in the corner of his vision, looking at him sadly, all the time. It's been 500 years and he still misses her just as badly as he did the day she died. He keeps her body preserved in ice and stares longly at her in the hopes that one day he might be able to find a healer powerful enough to mend her body and heart back together. His plan B if this doesn't work out is to kill everyone and god about it. He is so emo that people who have just met him can tell he harbors deep sadness just by looking at him. He unironically did the *teleports behind you* "nothing personal kid" thing

#the best part is that he's really fucking cool too #and then you get to meet his girlfriend in the prequel dlc and you get it