Here's to evil skanks

ROWENA MACLEOD 450+ YEARS OLD WITCH "Love is weakness. And I'll never be weak again."

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mrdickroman :

Smirking to himself, Dick let a light but also cocky chuckle pass his lips before he said, “let’s just say, pretty faces don’t last very long down there. However… with the power I can feel radiating from you? Hm,” he pretended to think, his arms crossing, “I supposed you’d stand a chance.” He finally nodded. “Ah, yes. Almost. How disgusting of a word that is. Maybe this time around I’ll have better luck… once I get out of here, that is.”

One of Rowena’s brows raised at his words and the corner of her lips pulled up into a smirk. “I can assure you, that power you feel? Just the tip of the iceberg with me darling.” Still though, Rowena knew exactly what kind of place Purgatory was and she could only be thankful that witches didn’t end up there when they died. “I’m sure there’s actually songs out there about just how awful the word is. Perhaps, yes. If you get out of here.”

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familiarbishop :

“Do you think we’d get more tips if we decorated the tip jar–maybe with flowers or something? People are always more willing to donate if you brighten their day a little.”

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mrdickroman :

“Not necessarily. Perhaps I’m insinuating that Purgatory is a lot more than what you’ve heard,” he let out, with a quirked brow. The second she recognized his name, Dick began to bob his head, a delighted grin upon his lips. “Ah, yes. In the flesh, darling!” He paused, wanting to enjoy the moment of being recognized. “I’m happy to see I actually made my footprint on this monstrosity of a planet.” 

“Is that so? Then why don’t you tell me, hm? What am I missing out on?” She probably should have been more afraid of him than she was. Rowena hadn’t actually come up against any leviathan back when they had first gotten out, but she had heard all about how difficult they had been to take out. “Sort of difficult not to when you almost managed to take control of it.”

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Rowena MacLeod as Snow White

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throneless-crowley :

“Mother. It figures you’d be stuck here. Still too weak to find a way out of a spell this massive? Don’t talk to me about the Winchesters as if you haven’t allied yourself with them once or twice in the past, as well. We’ve all got skeletons in our closets.”

“Oh, I can leave any time I want. You see, I have an in with a certain someone here in town, so weak isn’t what I’d call it.” Okay, so it wasn’t exactly an in, per say, but technically she was under Lucifer’s control and she would find any way she could to spin that to her advantage. “Some bigger than others. My affiliation with those boys has nothing to do with your whinging.”

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your daughters have another sister. how do you feel about that?

Is that so? Joshua had other women chained up? And he said I was the only one. [ she rolls her eyes ] If my girls want to consider his other spawn a sister, then they can make that decision themselves. It’s nothing to do with me, but she isn’t my family.

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throneless-crowley :

“Well well well, this certainly is a mess you all have gotten yourselves into. And all because of the Winchester boys. Tell me, was it worth it?”

“Don’t be rude, Fergus. Especially not when we all know what you did for those Winchesters.”

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immortaloskar :

“I guess that couldn’t go away,” he sighed, running a hand over the scar that Rowena had made in his last moments of life.

“Oskar...?”

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mrdickroman :

“Ah, suit yourself. But I don’t blame you. A place like that isn’t the best for someone who doesn’t know how to… enjoy it,” he chuckled. “Of course, quite a fine piece of work at that,” Dick flashed a cheesy smile. “Ah, of course! How rude of me. I go by Dick Roman. Or more formally, Richard.”

“Are you implying that I wouldn’t know how to have fun in Purgatory?” Her eyebrows raised as her hands settled on her hips. “Hmm... I suppose we can’t really argue with that.” Rowena smiled back as her stance relaxed again. However, when he said his name, her brow furrowed. “Dick Roman? Like the Dick Roman? Leviathan Dick Roman? From the TV?”

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psychic-pamela :

You gotta give it to the prime real estate upstairs on this one, there were no hangovers. No hangovers in heaven. That’s what made it heaven, I think. Anyway, think you can give a gal a hand with a pounding headache? Long Island Iced Tea was involved so bring me the big guns.

[ almost heading for that door when she hears that oh so familiar voice ] Pamela! Goodness, you’re alive! And you have eyes! What a blessing in disguise this ratchet town has been. What were you saying? A hangover? Oh, I’m sure I have a spell for that.

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fromhcll :

“…”

“Oh, you’ve got to be bloody kidding me.”

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FMK: Castiel, Dick Roman, Lucifer

Hmm… Fuck Dick Roman, Marry Castiel, Kill Lucifer. A million times over. A different way each time. We’ll get creative with it. [ smirks ] Could say those same things about Mr Roman too, if we’re being honest.

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im-kindagood :

This really is my lucky day then. Oh, Adriana is not a friend. She’s… A pain in the ass really but what can I say? I can’t pass up the opportunity to have her owe me. It’d kinda be like Christmas. Plus, I’m pretty sure she was kidnapped by her angel girlfriend who is pumping her full of… Well, I’m sure it’s painful. Adriana’s a demon. She- Whatever. I need to find her and then I need to get her angel GF out of the picture. Non-permanent and I mean, you’re you. Doesn’t take a gifted mind to know you know what you’re doing.

Flattery’ll get you everywhere, honey, but know that my assistance is never free. I may just have to come find you if I ever need a helping hand from a demon. [ sighs heavily, abandoning her tea ] Not that I like to meddle in the affairs of demons, but I can make an exception for this level of bitterness. Just keep the details to yourself; I don’t need to know what her angel girlfriend is pumping into her. Come on then, better find a mirror. Unless you have one on you?

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ellensharvelle :

“Trapped? What are you-,” she cut herself off, really taking a look at the woman attached to that voice. Now, Ellen had been running the Roadhouse for longer than she’d care to mention and by no means did she remember every one-timer who ever came in but she was different. You didn’t get many floor length ball gowns in a road-side hunter bar. Not that that stopped her. “I know you,” she said, lowering her gun if only a little reluctantly, “I just got back from the dead, sweetheart. Manners ain’t exactly top of my to-do list right now.”

“Yes, trapped. Can’t get out, stuck in town, big ol’ barrier blowing people up who try to leave.” If new people keep showing up here, she’s going to have to push that barrier out a bit. Maybe she should start putting up some signs: ‘NO ENTRY. BARRIER OF DEATH. DO NOT TOUCH.’ Might stop people entering, might stop this constant confusion. “You do?” Her train of thought was abruptly cut off, “That’s right, dear, now finger off the trigger and put that safety back on before you cause a scene. Just back from the dead or not, I don’t take kindly to bullet holes. Now, what were you saying? You know me?”

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mrdickroman :

“Ah, ever been?” He flashed a cocky smile. “Hate the sin, love the sinner, right?” He chuckled, tilting his head. “Oh, of course not. I don’t think you’d want to see my real face, love. This is my second time back up here in the last twelve years or so. But before then? There was a time I called this place my home. But probably not in your lifetime.” 

“To Purgatory? No, and I can’t say it’s in my future travel plans.” At his words, Rowena couldn’t stop the grin forming on her lips. “You really are quite the piece of work, aren’t you?” She raised an eyebrow before continuing, “I’ll go ahead and take your word for that. Wouldn’t want anything to ruin what you’ve got going on right now.” Her words were backed up by her indicating his face with one hand. “Not in my lifetime, stop! What a wee charmer you are. So, Mr. Second Time Here In Twelve Years, are you planning on telling me your name?”

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kaixholden :

Kai shook his head. “Oh, no he’d never…I hurt him,” he admitted softly. “By accident, but I freaked out and ran away.” He watched her as she healed, thinking it was lucky she was a witch. He shrugged. “I could eat and it’s the least I could do.” Telling random people what he was wasn’t the best idea, but he didn’t want to outright lie so he took his chances. “Um, ever heard of a cambion?” 

“Worse than what you just did to me, I take it?” Rowena adjusted herself a little as he spoke, wondering if she knew the witch in question. “As long as this isn’t your sadistic way of picking up girls, food would be appreciated.“ She smiled as she said the words, clearly joking, but it shifted when he told her what he was. “A cambion? You mean... half human, half demon?”

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magicandlayla :

“there’s so many of them here, it’s kind of annoying.” she shrugged. “i’m sure you can find some handsome man to take you. they’re all out tonight.”

“If I didn’t have my pride I’d consider throwing on a costume and traipsing around to make some quick cash.” She laughed, “At least these people would get their money’s worth. I’m sure you’re right.”