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“Oh well… thats disgusting.”
“Tell me about it. I just got these polished.”
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@throneless-crowley
dianaxwinchester:
“Oh well… thats disgusting.”
“Tell me about it. I just got these polished.”
unpossessedsally:
“oh, you again? the demon?”
“I’m fairly certain I just said don’t waste my time, and yet- here you are.”
wickedchloe:
“Well you’re not king of hell anymore so I can’t imagine anyone needs you all that much.”
“Is that it? Are petty insults the only thing you’re capable of doing?”
leathercladbaby:
“I’m not here for the Winchesters, but I appreciate the concern, your highness.”
“So you came to Sioux Falls because- what? You were bored and wanted to see the Corn Palace?”
dianaxwinchester:
“Yeah, all I was gonna say is you have something stuck to your shoe.”
“Ah. So that’s what happened to his spleen.”
celestixlgrace:
“Crowley. As you said, we’re both trapped here. Perhaps we could make an effort to put aside our differences and get along. We’ve worked together in the past with a moderate success rate, it is possible.”
“Oh, right. Let me think about this for a moment... I could work alongside you and the Winchester’s, deal with every insufferable sad moment that you twits go through and- how about instead you GET BENT?”
“Do try not to waste my time. I may be just as stuck in this god-forsaken town as the rest of these pathetic little fleas, but I’m a busy man and I haven’t got all day.”
nerdqueencharlie :
“why are you here, crowley?”
She was annoying, he could already tell. And she had the look of a Winchester ally all over her. It was like a signature scent that clung to all of their friends--eau de martyr--and it made identifying them that much easier. “Picking out a vacation home. Hell gets so touchy this time of year, no one can agree what temperature they want to keep it at. Half the souls want more hellfire, and half of them expect us to throw in a little rain to mix things up. And then there’s the souls from New Jersey....” He sighed lightly. “I suppose you’re here running errands for The Wonder Twins, then?”
ofskyleriisms :
*· ☆,.- “Ouch… yeah,” the young woman shrugged and nodded. “Does not really sound like someone I would like to be around. But why do you think they are responsible for everything that’s happening here?”
“Well....no. Perhaps I’m being too harsh. Blaming all your problems on Cheech and Chong seems a little heavy-handed. We don’t want to put all of our trapped millennials in one basket, after all. There are some others who probably had a hand here, but don’t ask me for names. I’m not the type to kiss and tell.”
unpossessedsally :
“I don’t know what too far would even look like…” It was Astaroth and Bobby who wounded her body enough for her to drop dead the moment Ruby and then Lilith left it. Too far, she thought, would be if they hurt her sister. then nothing would save them from her wrath. “Being a demon and all, I have to ask you. Is your vessel dead? Or at least comatosed or something?” It wasn’t her business, but when it came to demons that was her first thought.
“Is my vessel dead? That’s hardly a concern of yours, is it my dear? A bit of my body, my choice, isn’t it? But....if you must know, yes. This vessel has long been flown by a solo pilot.”
mrdickroman :
Chuckling, Dick found himself shaking his head. “You know, you would be their little pet. I wouldn’t expect anything less from the likes of someone like you,” he let out with a cocky grin. “I suppose I could say this was a happy accident. Mostly because I can finally give those Winchesters what they deserve.”
“From the likes of me. You make it sound like we’re so different. Spoiler alert, we aren’t. This novel ends the same for everyone, especially guys like you and I, spending our days walking around in someone else’s skin. The hunters want us all gone, they won’t discriminate simply because I sold my soul, while you were.....born this way. What do the kids say--maybe it’s Maybelline? The hunters don’t care.” Except the Winchesters owed him (did it count as owing if you offered services of your own free will? Crowley intended to cash in on the favor someday regardless), so maybe that was his secret weapon. His ace-up-the-sleeve that would get rid of Dick Roman and his fancy hair and pompous attitude once and for all. “Good luck. Death just doesn’t seem to be in the card for those boys this year. Or any year. Really, they’ve been ridiculously difficult to kill since about 2010.”
wingedrosalie :
“the winchesters didn’t have anything to do with it. they weren’t even here.”
“Blah blah blah, all I’m hearing is Winchester apologist. So they’ve got you drinking the kool-aid? Poor thing. Hero worship can go so wrong.”
magicandlayla :
“ugh, why are you here?”
“I got lost on my way to book club.”
wickedchloe :
“A band? then I’m glads I don’t know, i’m sure whatever you listen to can’t be any good.” she grinned cheekily. And yet another reference I have no idea about. You gotta work on those or stop making them around people my age big brother. When no one understands you it doesn’t come out as very funny.” She chuckled. “but bothering you is so much fun.”
“Try suffering through two hundred years worth of Celtic bagpipe marches. You’ll never judge music taste again.” He was a demon, the demon, he didn’t need to allow her such agency over his mood. But the little witch always found the cracks and dug her nails in anyway. “Yes, we get it, you’re young. A small child, a mere babe. Where’s that green spirit going to get you in twenty years when everything’s sagging and your husband leaves you for your Pilates instructor? You might want to start pretending to be cultures now, you’ll need it in the future.”
mamacrowley :
“Don’t be rude, Fergus. Especially not when we all know what you did for those Winchesters.”
“Mother. It figures you’d be stuck here. Still too weak to find a way out of a spell this massive? Don’t talk to me about the Winchesters as if you haven’t allied yourself with them once or twice in the past, as well. We’ve all got skeletons in our closets.”
dont-objectify-me :
“You know when you sacrifice yourself for people, it’s supposed to stick.”
“Something must have gotten muddled up in the process. Maybe I shouldn’t have copied the patented Winchester method of sacrificing, then. You boys just make it look so fun.”
spcllbovndbarbic :
“ i think this town is big enough not to run into them. at least if the barrier comes down… “ and the witch refused to lose her hope when it came to that ; it had to disappear one day. “ i actually do have standards. “ sure, she felt lonely in a town with no friends and family, but she could handle it without jumping each and every attractive person she encountered. “ who are you, by the way? “ cathleen had never seen him here before, but then again… the town was big.
“It will come down one day. Or we’ll all die. Either way, you get out.” He, of course, believed the barrier couldn't truly hold him if he tried to leave, but he’d just gotten here, there was no need for leaving so soon. “And a refreshing change that is.” He gave a signature head tilt and smile. “I’m Crowley, demon extraordinaire. And what might your name be?”