What

Wait. No, seriously, what?

[finnthebunneh]

“i promise i will cherish you” Delinquent au [1] [2]

[mamaduckling27]

You can protect me, if you want 😍

(The art is so amazing, i cry🥺)

[bettsfic]

An open letter to fanfic readers

Do not leave criticism in fanfic comments. Even if it’s constructive. Even if you’re “just being honest.” This is not traditional publishing, and you should not treat fic in the same way you treat traditionally published works. AO3 comments are not Amazon reviews.

If you want to offer the author criticism, please follow the steps below:

Contact the author to see if they even want your criticism (their vision and intention might be different than yours; this isn’t for-profit publishing, so there’s a chance the author has no desire to make their fic anything than what THEY want it to be. Moreover, unless you’re some kind of literary genius, it’s possible that they might not give a fuck about your opinion)

If they do, provide it in a private forum so that they have the opportunity to accept or reject your criticism outside the public grounds of AO3 comments (what I mean is: CRITICISM IN COMMENTS IS FUCKING HUMILIATING)

Do not be offended if they don’t accept your criticism

Thank them for their time and for listening to you speak your peace

Some additional notes:

Do not leave negative criticism/hate/wank on a WIP (or, see above: ever). Some people are enjoying the story and negativity might (will) make the author fall out of love with what they’re writing such that they don’t want to finish it. Also, you owe it to the author, who is writing FOR FREE, to hear them out to the end of their story in case they end up fixing what you were criticising. 

Do not leave a comment telling the author why you stopped reading the fic. The author isn’t going to fix it and it’s just going to make them sad and feel shitty. Seriously, these types of comments are everywhere and they help NO ONE.

If you read something in a fic you don’t like, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST STOP READING IT. Please don’t let yourself believe that the way you see fic is the way fic ought to be. Everyone likes different things. It’s okay to exit silently. It’s the polite thing to do. 

Do not point out OOC. Ever. Period. End of story. Interpretation is the entire point of fanfic. If you don’t like someone’s interpretation, DO NOT READ IT. You’re not the IC Police.

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Be kind to fanfic authors. They do what they do because they love to do it. Don’t take that away from them by leaving tactless or rude comments.

[vaysh11]

It’s the time of the year again when this post from 2015 needs a reblog.

AO3 comments are not Amazon reviews!

[joeys-piano]

It takes one comment to turn a writer into a broken shadow of who they used to be. It takes one comment to leave someone insecure and struggling for months as they battle the harmful voices in their heads, spurred by a single comment.

It’s not because we’re weak or sensitive. It’s because we’re humans with feelings, and people forget that.

[ladysibyl]

YES YES YES

THIS THIS THIS

ALL OF THIS

[mamaduckling27]

Headcanon

Well more of a theory, really...

So Severus Snape's patronus is a doe, right? For Lily? But what if it's not because it was for Lily or even because it was the same as Lily's. We all know wizards can't control what their patronus is, after all.

But a patronus is everything nice, right? Happy memories that fill you with such a warm, encompassing feeling. And I don't think it's just because Snape loves her so much that his patronus is the same as Lily's.

It's because Lily represents the good in Snape's life, the good in his memories, the good in him. Because a patronus represents everything good and what good would Severus Snape have been if he had never had Lily, his first and best friend?

[mamaduckling27]

Snape in Neverland AU that nobody asked for

Ya'll, let me tell you of a dream I once had about Prof. Severus Snape.

For some reason or the other, Snape was in neverland. We do not question the knowledge or fact of why Severus Snape was in Neverland, faraway from Hogwarts and young wizards and twinkling eyes and no nosed dark lords. We can assume Neverland is just another wizarding world, faraway and hidden from muggle eyes, or that it is just the way things work in the several states of mind during sleep (Ya'll I'm asleep, we don't question dream logic, okay?).

In this world, Peter Pan is not so much as a child as he is a boy turning into a man, just like one Harry Potter of which is not here and shall not be spoken of, least we get hexed by the Potions Professor.

In this world, that is so much like that of a child's fantasy, away from Dark Lords and wars, Severus Snape is not the feared dungeon bat or the spy-for-which-we-do-not-know-the-side-of-but-we-actually-do-but-how-sure-are-we.

In this world, in this secret hideout for lost boys and girls, that is not so much as the underground base under a hollow tree but like that of a military base but for children, that is not so unlike that of an orphanage but run by children, Snape has no mask.

In this world, Snape is liked.

Oh and did I mention that Peter Pan isn't so much as the pranker but more of the Jungle Mafia Boss with big tiger pets? Well he kinda is but not so much as mafia but boss.

In my dream, I have no idea what this means but Snape tells to me, when I get there for no other reason than I am a kid that is lost and there (It's my dream, what do you people want!?),

"Not all lonely kids are separated from family; some just separated at heart."

It was a fun place, as Neverland is, until of course, an ancient sect of warriors awaken and try to attack the Lost Children, the only ones who protect Neverland. They attack the post guards but we are still warned of their arrival. They wish to take a gem with powers I do not know but suspect to give them infinite power that will enable them to dominate the world.

Because, let's face it: Snape just can't get a break from power hungry, evil villains.

The Lost Children make plans and they all head to the top of the Tree Tower, the tallest and biggest of the trees. Some were too slow to avoid the attack of the ancient sect, with their giant, monstrous twin snakes (Snape has had it with snakes, Slytherin be damned).

I am one of the slow ones and the snakes try as they might to capture me—and by that I mean eAT ME. They destroy walls of wood in their efforts to catch me and in my effort to escape them, I enter a room. To my surprise it is filled with Lost Children, it looks to be a control room (we will not debate the existence of technology in Neverland), and one dark-faced, scowling Snape. I was to leave, to distract the snakes as they work and until they can escape to the tower, Snape ordered.

He may be well-liked in Neverland and he may have let careful masks down, but he was still, deep down but maybe not that deep, a slimy git.

So I ran and ran, many times I almost get killed and when all Lost Children are safe up the tower, I make my way up the spiraling stairs as well.

Imagine my surprise to see that the stairs abruptly stop, with no other way to the top but to parkour my way there, through jumping on sticks and climbing through a ladder halfway thru, like the last Lost Child did in front of me.

Regardless to say, I thought I was going to die. But the snakes were behind me and behind the snakes were their masters, a woman (who strangely looks like Nagini, with her asian features, and Bellatrix, with her frizzy hair, albeit all tied up as neatly as it can be) and a man.

For some miracle or perhaps magic, I made it to the tower.

And that's it.

I wake up gasping, with a pounding heart and I'm like, woah.

Dudes, W O A H.

[mamaduckling27]

Did I have to write it like a fanfic? Yes, yes I did.

IT CALLED CINEMATIC JUSTICE

Its not but I dont care

[mamaduckling27]

Snape in Neverland AU that nobody asked for

Ya'll, let me tell you of a dream I once had about Prof. Severus Snape.

For some reason or the other, Snape was in neverland. We do not question the knowledge or fact of why Severus Snape was in Neverland, faraway from Hogwarts and young wizards and twinkling eyes and no nosed dark lords. We can assume Neverland is just another wizarding world, faraway and hidden from muggle eyes, or that it is just the way things work in the several states of mind during sleep (Ya'll I'm asleep, we don't question dream logic, okay?).

In this world, Peter Pan is not so much as a child as he is a boy turning into a man, just like one Harry Potter of which is not here and shall not be spoken of, least we get hexed by the Potions Professor.

In this world, that is so much like that of a child's fantasy, away from Dark Lords and wars, Severus Snape is not the feared dungeon bat or the spy-for-which-we-do-not-know-the-side-of-but-we-actually-do-but-how-sure-are-we.

In this world, in this secret hideout for lost boys and girls, that is not so much as the underground base under a hollow tree but like that of a military base but for children, that is not so unlike that of an orphanage but run by children, Snape has no mask.

In this world, Snape is liked.

Oh and did I mention that Peter Pan isn't so much as the pranker but more of the Jungle Mafia Boss with big tiger pets? Well he kinda is but not so much as mafia but boss.

In my dream, I have no idea what this means but Snape tells to me, when I get there for no other reason than I am a kid that is lost and there (It's my dream, what do you people want!?),

"Not all lonely kids are separated from family; some just separated at heart."

It was a fun place, as Neverland is, until of course, an ancient sect of warriors awaken and try to attack the Lost Children, the only ones who protect Neverland. They attack the post guards but we are still warned of their arrival. They wish to take a gem with powers I do not know but suspect to give them infinite power that will enable them to dominate the world.

Because, let's face it: Snape just can't get a break from power hungry, evil villains.

The Lost Children make plans and they all head to the top of the Tree Tower, the tallest and biggest of the trees. Some were too slow to avoid the attack of the ancient sect, with their giant, monstrous twin snakes (Snape has had it with snakes, Slytherin be damned).

I am one of the slow ones and the snakes try as they might to capture me—and by that I mean eAT ME. They destroy walls of wood in their efforts to catch me and in my effort to escape them, I enter a room. To my surprise it is filled with Lost Children, it looks to be a control room (we will not debate the existence of technology in Neverland), and one dark-faced, scowling Snape. I was to leave, to distract the snakes as they work and until they can escape to the tower, Snape ordered.

He may be well-liked in Neverland and he may have let careful masks down, but he was still, deep down but maybe not that deep, a slimy git.

So I ran and ran, many times I almost get killed and when all Lost Children are safe up the tower, I make my way up the spiraling stairs as well.

Imagine my surprise to see that the stairs abruptly stop, with no other way to the top but to parkour my way there, through jumping on sticks and climbing through a ladder halfway thru, like the last Lost Child did in front of me.

Regardless to say, I thought I was going to die. But the snakes were behind me and behind the snakes were their masters, a woman (who strangely looks like Nagini, with her asian features, and Bellatrix, with her frizzy hair, albeit all tied up as neatly as it can be) and a man.

For some miracle or perhaps magic, I made it to the tower.

And that's it.

I wake up gasping, with a pounding heart and I'm like, woah.

Dudes, W O A H.

[mamaduckling27]

rewatching Supernatural again and I think I just heard Sam say 'Castiel' in one chant in Season 3...

[was-deathsyoungerbrother-deacti]

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

[deleting-pls-follow-at-damolier]

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

[captnsulu-deactivated20161211]

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

[deltablogsthings-deactivated201]

WORK, DAMNIT!

[nightskyandfallingstars]

IT DIDN’T WORK FOR A MOMENT AND I HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK

[straightfaxx]

FIRST TRY! I KNEW IT! I ALWAYS KNEW I WASN’T LIKE ALL THOSE MUGGLES! WHU THE BLOODY HELL AM I NOT AT HOGWARTS?! DUMBLEDORE GODDAMN IT!!

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

OH THANK GOD

[mamaduckling27]

Eyyyyyy I'm magic baby

[mamaduckling27]

If 2018 was the year of

No Slut Shaming

Then let this be the year of No Hoe Hating

[mamaduckling27]

Alex knows how to fight

Alex The Lion knows how to fight

He's not so great at it and his fighting mode is restricted to slapping fossas and wrestling with old ladies

But I digress

Because Alex the Lion knows how to fight

so suck on that Zuba

[kirukirice]

AtC - The Prophet, Bokuto Koutarou

[mamaduckling27]

I was going to search something but then I saw the top of this and I was like, woAH WOAH WOAH WOAH W O A H BACK UP GO BACK And I have never been so thankful to myself that I caught sight of hubby Bo

[snazzycookies-blog]

How to write a kiss

[sunfloewer]

Rebloggable version, as requested by davrosbro. :)

Oooh!  Yes!  I love kisses.  Kisses are where it all starts ;).

Okay, first, remember that a kiss is much, much more than just lips.  It is lips, but also tongues, teeth, eyes, faces, hands, noses, bodies, heartbeats,  breath, voice- and most importantly, a kiss is emotions.  A kiss without emotion is just wet mushy lips stuck together.  Ew.  Gross.  The most important part of a kiss isn’t the how, but the who- because of the emotions between the two people.

Okay so:

lips- Lips can slide, glide over each other smoothly, or they can be chapped and rough and dry and get stuck on each other.  They can match, top-to-top and bottom-to-bottom, or they can overlap, with one person’s top or bottom lip captured between the other person’s lips (yummy).  If there is lipstick or chapstick there is lipstick or chapstick flavor, otherwise, lips don’t have a taste (can you taste yours?).  Lips also can smack- the sound of two of them coming together or pulling apart, because they’re wet and warm and soft.

tongue- Tongues are always wet, and always warm.  They’re very versatile.  They can trace over lips, teeth, or another tongue.  They can be smooth and graceful or teasing and flicking.  When tongues are involved, there is drool.  It’s only sexy when you like the person you’re kissing, or else it’s kinda gross. :P

teeth- teeth can clack together awkwardly, or teeth can bite down sensually.  A person biting their own lip is cute, a person biting another’s lips is sexy.  A person biting gently is sensual, a person biting roughly is sexual.

eyes- Eyes can be wide open with surprise, half-lidded with desire, fully closed with pleasure.  Eyes can gaze lovingly, lustfully, wistfully, hungrily, seductively- it all depends upon the emotions of your characters.  Have them do whatever you like, but don’t leave them out- give them at least a mention!

faces- Faces are what the lips are attached to.  Noses bump, cheeks flush, ears turn red, foreheads either wrinkle or relax.  Kisses can leave lips, quite easily, and become kisses on chins, cheeks, noses, foreheads, ears, necks, throats.  Kisses on noses or foreheads are cute and adorable, kisses on cheeks are sweet, kisses on chins, ears, and throats are very sexual.  And a kiss on the lips can be all of those! <3

hands- Hands are super-important.  In order to describe a kiss, usually you want to also describe the hands.  Where are they?  Does one character have their hand behind the other’s head or back, holding them close?  Are they on someone’s shoulders pulling them near, or pushing them away?  Fingers brushing someone’s cheek or palms grabbing someone’s ass convey two very different kinds of situations, even if the kiss itself is exactly the same.

noses- Noses are annoying.  They easily get in the way, especially for first kisses!  People have to tilt their head to one side or the other, and if they don’t, noses bump.  I’d only mention noses if a kiss is supposed to be awkward or uncertain or nervous.

bodies- bodies are either close together, or far away.  Someone can be surrounded comfortingly by someone’s arms, or terrifyingly trapped by them.  Bodies are warm or hot, they are calm or nervous, relaxed or tense.  Body language says a lot.  Is your character pulling away, or moving closer?

heartbeat- Hearts can beat fast or slow, and that’s about all they can do- but there are lots of reasons why they do!  A heart can beat fast with fear or excitement or nervousness; a heart can pound with lust or race with terror or sing with joy.  Hearts can glow, cower, or shatter.  When you really want to drive the emotions of a character home, mention the heart.

breath- To me, the most consuming part of a kiss is the breath.  The air that someone else has just breathed going deep into your lungs is very intimate.  Lips and tongues don’t have a taste, but breath does.  Each person’s breath tastes different, smells different, and surrounds a person differently than anyone else’s breath.  Breath can be warm and sweet, breath can be hot and sexy, breath can be hot and frightening.  It is something that is very present and should not be left out.  A lot of writers leave breath out.  And it’s so important; it’s the most intimate part of a kiss.  Someone else is breathing into your lungs, and it’s either heaven or it’s hell.

voice- Voice conveys much, even without words.  A voice can groan, whimper, gasp, moan, catch, whine, scream, sigh.  Voice can convey emotion powerfully, and while some kisses are silent, usually they’re not.

emotion-  Emotion is the most important- and the thing you try not to say.  You want to describe it, through all of the things above, so that it’s perfectly clear what your characters are feeling, without you ever using the “feelings words”.  If they’re in love, their bodies will lean close, their eyes will smile, their voices will giggle softly.  If they’re nervous, their palms will sweat, their noses will bump, their voices will shudder.  If they’re afraid, their muscles will be tense, their faces will grimace, their lips will not open.  Emotion is the color that you keep inside your mind as you write; it’s the base line that drives the description behind everything else you say.

Wow, that was a lot!  Gosh I hope it wasn’t too much!  Keep in mind not every kiss has all these things- this is just a list of things to consider when writing a kiss, and based on how long of a kiss you want to make.  Keep in mind that typing “they kissed for a long time”…that’s six words, it takes half a second to read, so that’s a short kiss!  If you want a long kiss, you need long sentences that make the reader linger.

So maybe to start off, pick three things on the list to describe in your first kiss.  Don’t try to do it all- that would be too much for even the most epic kiss.  Just pick what’s most important to this particular scene, to these particular characters, and describe those parts along with the lips, and you’ve got yourself an awesome, emotional kiss. <3

[mamaduckling27]

Do they call CA:Civil War because it was captain America against America?

[mamaduckling27]

I don't even know

What happens at the end of Voltron S8 but I know it was horrible

[mamaduckling27]

Hogwarts Headcanon

Okay but, a hufflepuff and a ravenclaw?

That's basically asking for sass and well hidden jokes and subtle pranks

I mean, Ravenclaw's motto? "Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure"? Basically a joke about a guy's dick.

The location of the kitchen? Behind a painting. How to get to the kitchen? Tickle the pear. Who the hell did this? Fucking Helga Hufflepuff.

Whoever says Hufflepuffs are the nicest people on Earth, you're not technically wrong but they are also the biggest trolls and add a Ravenclaw in the mix and you'll never even know you were being trolled until you're alone, laying on your bed at night and the creeping realization hits you and—well, damn, sleep is not an option anymore, now is it?

[mamaduckling27]

I'm watching Baby Geniuses and I think about Baby Jose Rizal and how he was already able to read and write at age 3....

Do you think that babies really do have the secret knowledges of the universe and how they have to hide it from adults and somehow Baby Jose Rizal didn't get the memo???

[finnthebunneh]

My little human lover.

[mamaduckling27]

Too bootiful

[mamaduckling27]

Bruh

I've been walking around the living room for two whole minutes, looking for my bag before I realized it was on my back....