**~Mama~Gizzy~**

ENFP-T || Taurus || Goth mom || Eclectic witch Always looking for penpals! Send me a message ; v;

[milemiru-deactivated20200618]

young zen

[mimipippin]

spooky girlfriends!!! ♥♥♥

[mamagizzy]

@spookycrazyhatboxghost

[songofawesome]

“Hey did you finish that assignment that’s due today?”

“The professor assigned it 3 weeks ago.”

“It’s worth 25% of our grade”

[mamagizzy]

Please tell me I am not the only one that does this

[mamagizzy]

This still reigns true to this day

[smokeselks]

Hello October 

[scry-and-sketch]

I’m not sure if this graphic would be helpful to any other beginner witches, but personally I wanted to make it to clear up some things to myself. NOTE: This is how /I/ understand the topic. For more witchy art, go here.

[mamagizzy]

FUCK ALGEBRA

That is all.

[artofhitjim]

Happy Halloween from me and ragtimelime

[aspxnvii]

you can bet your ass the skeleton war will return this year

[justpeacheyy]

What is the skeleton war I haven't been on tumblr that long

HOI BOI 

Basically in the year of our lord 2014 tumblrs halloween meme was the Skeleton War. Now the Skeleton war supposedly started with this drill tweet:

After this happened many tumblr.com users started to add to the lore of the Skeleton war by taking pictures of those fake plastic skeletons you see at stores and telling of how someday they too may rise from the grave during the month of october to join together in some sort of skeleton army. Basically it became a meme so fast that year you couldn’t scroll through your dash without passing at least 10 memes in a minute. Having lived through the skeleton war I do have to say it was a fantastic meme and me and @morganlaz had the time of our lives referencing it.

But all Hero’s need an adversary so around the time the skeleton war meme was being developed the “Fuckboys” came into view. this article describes the fuckboys as being “somewhere between the male version of a basic bitch, and one of the failed Casanovas from the Straight White Boys Texting blog. Fuckboys won’t rest until you’ve given them your Kik, and they will always insert a demand for nudes into the most inappropriate of conversations.”

It was basically the job of the Skeletons of the skeleton war to fend of these “Fuckboys”. No one really know how thy came into existence but HOI BOI the memes were rapid fire. The whole month of october in 2014 was dedicated to skeletons and fuckboys. And pretty much in October 2015 we remembered the fallen. So im kinda excited to see what this years october brings for memes. October is pretty much tumblr (and mine)’s favorite month.

Sorry if none of this made sense, looking back on it its like one of those things like Dashcon and the “SUPERWHOLOCK” crisis of 2012. You just have to live through it and remember it for what it was.

[mamagizzy]

I FINALLY FOUND THE EXPLINATION

[skeleton-war-draft]

MY SCHOOL IS HOLDING PRISONERS OF WAR

[buzzfeedau]

the rest of the year:

october:

[officialskeletonwar]

o shit the skeleton war is coming 

[doubledealer93]

You came to the wrong neighborhood fuk boi

[triforce-power]

[mamagizzy]

THREE SIXTY-<i>FOUR!!</i>

[dyke-city]

you used to call me on my

skell phone

[dee-the-red-witch]

That does it.

BROTHERS, SISTERS, NONBINARIES, AGENDERED, ZOMBIES, PIRATES, ROBOTS, AND VARIOUS OTHERS OF ALL TYPES, HEAR ME. 

Because 2016 has gone on long enough. 

Because there has been clearly too much fuckboying about all over the goddamned place.  Because enough is ENOUGH. 

I’m doing it. I’m calling it. Right here, and RIGHT NOW.  It’s Skeleton War time. The Summoning Circle has been lit. The bones have been called. Consider this both your warning and your call to take up arms.  Now, some of you will ask: “Haven’t we done this before? Hasn’t it been done to death already?” “I tell you what. A man has an idea. The idea attracts others, like-minded. The idea expands. The idea becomes an institution. What was the idea? That’s what’s been bothering me, people. I tell ya: when I used to think of the idea itself, it put a big ol’ smile on my face. “Greed is for amateurs. Disorder. Chaos. Anarchy. Rampant destruction of fuckboys with skeletal invaders. Now that’s fun! I started the first fires in this bone pit of a graveyard. Before I knew it, every charlatan and shitheel was imitating me. You know what they got now? Skeleton War greeting cards. Isn’t that precious? The idea has become the institution, boys. Time to move on.”

Those same others will then say: “Wait, you don’t want us putting on the Skeleton War?

To which I respond: “No, I want you to set a Skeleton War so goddamn big, the gods will notice us again, that’s what I’m saying. I want all you people to look me straight in the eye one more time and say: ARE WE HAVING FUN OR WHAT??!!”  IT. IS. TIME. BRING OUT YOUR SKULLS.